Concerning the opening, I thought it was grossly unfair for Prince Adam to explain the origin, and then, immediately after that, to punch me! I just sat there listening to his story, and he punches me! WTH?
"Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy; and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that and now they work for me."
"All freshmen are required to take a humanities course." "What's so bad about that? " "Well the choices are absurd. Listen to this one. 'Humanities 1. Man, society, civilization, and the universe.' How am I supposed to relate to this stuff?" "Just don't talk in class, and they'll think you're one of them." "I'm in college to learn about money, not people." "There's more to life than just getting rich. 'People who need people are the luckiest people in the world.' " "People who have money don't need people."
"I know, 'Every cloud has a silver lining.'" "No, silver's down this week. Say 'Every cloud has a zinc lining.'"
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He-Man! And the Masters of the Universe!
Concerning the opening, I thought it was grossly unfair for Prince Adam to explain the origin, and then, immediately after that, to punch me! I just sat there listening to his story, and he punches me! WTH?
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"The preceding was recorded earlier because we were ashamed to do it now."
"This show has been prerecorded to give the cast a chance to get away."
"Do you know there's a small hotel in downtown Burbank?" "No, but if you hum a few bars, I can fake it."
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Rowan and Martin's "Laugh In"
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GeorgeStGeorge
Definitely.
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Yes, that's it.
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"I see nothing!! I hear nothing!!! I see nothing"!!!
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Hogan's Heroes
"Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy; and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that and now they work for me."
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If you are CHARLIE, then those are your ANGELS. ("Charlie's Angels.")
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GeorgeStGeorge
Correct.
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"All freshmen are required to take a humanities course." "What's so bad about that? " "Well the choices are absurd. Listen to this one. 'Humanities 1. Man, society, civilization, and the universe.' How am I supposed to relate to this stuff?" "Just don't talk in class, and they'll think you're one of them." "I'm in college to learn about money, not people." "There's more to life than just getting rich. 'People who need people are the luckiest people in the world.' " "People who have money don't need people."
"I know, 'Every cloud has a silver lining.'" "No, silver's down this week. Say 'Every cloud has a zinc lining.'"
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Family Ties? (Sounds like Alex Keaton)
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Totally.
Your turn.
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"You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you, Honey!"
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