Made-up Word(s) for the day

[MATILDA]

cyberspazz (noun) synonymous Proper Noun when referred to as MATILDA

cy-ber-spazz (sigh-bur-spaz)

one befuddled by all things techno with a propensity toward crossed eyes and blurred vision

eg. Repeated unsuccessful attempts to log onto the website left the cyberspazz weary, perplexed, and in need of high octane imbibage.

[MATILDA]

splashification (noun)

splash-i-fi-ca-tion

applied rating system to assess water displacement by cannonballs

eg. Bretta Glutamax's splashification is of olympic note.

[socks]

"Half-Stank" (adjective)

measurement of someone's personal hygeine.

"He was way over half-stank after 3 days in the woods camping"

Used in 1/4 increments:

1/4 stank - normal levels, able to engage socially with others

1/2 stank - next planned activity should involve soap and water.

3/4 stank - down-wind contact should be avoided

Full Stank - the normal condition after a week of at-home telecommuting to work.

Edited January 30, 2007 by socks

[dmiller]

déjà view ;

A phenomenon that occurs after one watches a television show for the first time,

then doesn't watch it again for a while.

When they watch the show again later,

the station happens to be re-airing the one episode they had already seen.

Edited January 30, 2007 by dmiller

[dmiller]

sacrelicious ;

A statement describing something that tastes delightful, yet it is sacrilegious to diets.

Example: A woman indulged in chocolate, and exclaimed, "Sacrelicious!"

for she enjoyed the chocolate which was forbidden for her to eat by her dietician.

[waysider]

And lest we should forget, there is that infectious phrase that ChattyKathy has bestowed upon us:

"Poop On A Stick!"

No pronunciation guide, no current and obsolete usage or example of usage in a sentence,

Just--------------------------Poop On A Stick!---------------------------

[MATILDA]

veganese (noun)

vee-gan-eez

an obnoxious diatribe that often accompanies ardent vegetarian activists

eg. The sign on the butcher shop read: "No habla veganese."

Edited January 30, 2007 by MATILDA

[MATILDA]

dward (noun)

duh-ward

any dipwad dweeb (duh-weeb), jerk or categorical loser

eg. The Brittany Spears tatoo on his forearm forever marked his dwardom.

dward-i-ness

Edited January 30, 2007 by MATILDA

[waysider]

Remember Rich Hall from SNL?

He used to use made up words that he referred to as "snigglets".

My 2 favorites were

1. Expresshole

A person who gets in the "10 items or less" line with 20 items.

2. Yinkle

Someone with a really obvious and grotesque "combover".

[T-Bone]

Unbareable – overcome with intense modesty at a Nudist Colony

Denudify – the act of putting on clothes – often occurs after feeling unbareable

Pictureassk – asking permission to photograph someone's behind

Antishutterbugism – any physical harm to a photographer – often occurs after pictureassking

Bottomlesspic – a photograph with no end in sight

Edited January 31, 2007 by T-Bone

[T-Bone]

Farticipant – one who attends a farting festival

Farteralong – the person who farted and left the room

Cheeksdom – the place where farts reside

Cracktroops – small soldiers found on the inside of underwear