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Does Martindale have a computer?


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6. Account got Locked Out - after 1000 uses of the words "prevail" in a single post

the host server initiates the NDPAR procedures - "Normal Defense Procedures Against Redundancy"

and won't allow it's use again for 1 year.

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1. Can't find a Data Processing geek to set up his router.

2. Can't find an A/V tech to plug in his speakers.

3. Still looking for the "Any" key.

4. Broke his CDROM drive by using it as a coffee cup holder.

5. Like his sex life, his operating system is stuck in single user mode.

6. Threats and bullying won't get rid of the error messages.

7. Thinks NumLock is some kind of wrestling move.

8. Thinks SDRAM is some kind of goat.

9. Thinks USB Port is some kind of wine.

10. Thinks Safe Mode involves a condom and a motorcoach.

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