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Just checking to see if anyone can relate.

Everytime we step off a curb we tear our back pockets off.

Sometimes when we toot we blow sand in our shoes.

People have to pick us up just to say hello.

Randy Newman did write a song especially for short people though.

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Short is a realitive term.

At 6'1" I'm short for my family. Two out of my three sons tower over me. I never did get as tall as my Dad.

But I guess I should say that short people realy don't have any(or shouldn't)rights. Why you say?. Because they design everything so small I don't fit. We love trucks and suburbans because we fit. It is actually painful to try and fit in some Toyotas. Airline seats are nuts. Want to see something funny. My 6'7" son in an airline seat. His knees are at his chin.

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