"Meeting an insurance agent the day your policy runs out is coincidence. Getting a letter from the emperor saying he's visiting is plot. Having your apartment eaten by a wrecking ball... is something else entirely. Harold, you don't control your fate".
"If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... Oops, forgot my own rule".
"You're the first - you're the first thing for so long that I've liked. The first person I could stand to be with. My whole life is such a waste. It's just nothing. I'm sorry. I'll take you home now".
"Twenty-five seats, given to orphans. Perfect. Now my nightmare is complete".
Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway every Saturday. Course the seats were originally brown leather. Now they're a pitiful red.
QANTAS. QANTAS never crashed.
Can you believe I conceived him with one testicle? No really, it's true. I only have one because the other one never dropped. It's called an undescending testicle. It's uh, not uncommon. But look at him! Imagine what he would've looked like if I had two!
"I could have killed 'em all, I could've killed you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it! Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe."
"It ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward."
"I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it."
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WordWolf
Since George didn't recognize them, and the thread is young, I thought I'd enable some "help files." Give me a bit of time on this.
Raf
Oh, the first one was from Heat. Love that movie
Raf
That first quote comes from one a movie that grows on me every time I think about it. Brilliant writing. Unless you're Harold, of course.
WordWolf
Uh, how about Robert Di Niro?????
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"Meeting an insurance agent the day your policy runs out is coincidence. Getting a letter from the emperor saying he's visiting is plot. Having your apartment eaten by a wrecking ball... is something else entirely. Harold, you don't control your fate".
"If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... Oops, forgot my own rule".
"You're the first - you're the first thing for so long that I've liked. The first person I could stand to be with. My whole life is such a waste. It's just nothing. I'm sorry. I'll take you home now".
"Twenty-five seats, given to orphans. Perfect. Now my nightmare is complete".
Could be right. Need confirmation from Human.
George
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Raf
Not DeNiro. Keep guessing
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Human without the bean
What he said!
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Raf
That first quote comes from one a movie that grows on me every time I think about it.
Brilliant writing.
Unless you're Harold, of course.
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WordWolf
How about "Kal Penn"??????
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Human without the bean
A play on words perhaps WordWolf? Okay, he is real. Then, no.
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Human without the bean
More lines.
"97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll".
"Here I am, goin' to Florida, my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and like that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself".
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No idea.
George
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Human without the bean
Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway every Saturday. Course the seats were originally brown leather. Now they're a pitiful red.
QANTAS. QANTAS never crashed.
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Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway every Saturday. Course the seats were originally brown leather. Now they're a pitiful red.
QANTAS. QANTAS never crashed.
Can you believe I conceived him with one testicle? No really, it's true. I only have one because the other one never dropped. It's called an undescending testicle. It's uh, not uncommon. But look at him! Imagine what he would've looked like if I had two!
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Dustin Hoffman (I recognize the line from "Rain Man.")
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Human without the bean
Indeed, it is Dustin Hoffman. Which line George, I left three "Rain Man" lines?
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Raf
The wrecking ball quote is from Stranger than Fiction.
Brilliant movie
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QANTAS.
George
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"I could have killed 'em all, I could've killed you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it! Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe."
"It ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward."
"I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it."
George
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