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Yo Mamma is so fat,

The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

Yo Mamma is so fat,

when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."

Yo Mamma is so fat,

when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out George Washington's nose!

Yo Mamma is so fat,

she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!

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Yo Mama's so hairy,

she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.

Yo Mama's so hairy,

her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

Yo Mama's so hairy,

she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo Mama's so hairy,

they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo Mama's so hairy,

when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.

Yo Mama's so hairy,

she has afros on her nipples.

Yo Mama's so hairy,

if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet

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yo mama is so old she has a picture of moses in her yearbook

yo mama is so ugly, rice crispies won't even talk to her

yo mama is so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out

yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind

yo mama is so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo

yo mama is so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

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yo mama is so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side

yo mama is so fat, she's 36-24-36 -- but thats her forearm, neck, and thigh

yo mama is so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through

yo mama is so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip

yo mama is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real

yo mama is so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen

yo mama is so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip -- at the radio station.

yo mama is so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

i saved yo mama's life today -- i killed a sheet-eating dog on the way over

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yo mama so ugly, your daddy takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye

yo mama so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks

yo mama so ugly, her pillow cries at night!

yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot

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Yo Mama is so fat the shadow of her foot weighs 50 pounds

Yo Mama is so stupid she spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate"!

Yo Mama is so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change!

Yo Mama is so fat the police dogs stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack.

Yo Mama is so stupid her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.

Yo Mama has so much hair on her upper lip she braids it.

Yo Mama is so fat she's taller lying down.

Yo Mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo Mama is so ugly ... they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks!

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yo mama so stupid she failed her blood test

yo mama so fat she looks at a menu and says "Okay!"

yo mama so ugly, she stuck her head out a car window and was arrested for mooning!

yo mama so ugly, trick or treaters give HER candy

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Yo Mama is so stupid when she saw a 'Wrong Way' sign in her rearview mirror she turned around.

Yo Mama is so fat her driver's license says 'Picture continued on other side.

Yo Mama is so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World.

Yo Mama is so fat ... the telephone company gave her two area codes!

Yo Mama is so short she has to cuff her underwear.

Yo Mama is so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo Mama is so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of 'Walk' and 'Don't Walk.'

Yo Mama is so old ... her birth-certificate expired!

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Adios,

Re:"On a side note...I gave us five stars today. We are down to three. I guess some don't like it."

That was me messing with your thread. I gave it a one star rating and it brought it way down. I think it must go by the number of votes. Tell you what.. why don't you go and rate my Hair Cut thread a one star and see if it doesn't bring it way down as well? Probably one vote wouldn't make much of a difference if there were, say, 50 votes but if it was just you and me voting, it'd make a big difference. I think they let you vote on a thread only one time, though.

I didn't mean to offend you. Heck, I think 'yo momma jokes are pretty funny. I was just testing out the voting thingee.

sudo ('fessing up)
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