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> >This is a true story.

> >

> >An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,

> >found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her

> >shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of

her

> >voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

> >

> >The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran

> >like

> >mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags

> >into the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken

> >that

> >she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and

then

> >it dawned on her why.

> >

> >A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces

> >farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police

> >station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.

> >

> >He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were

> >reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less

> >than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large

> >handgun

> > No charges were filed.

> >

> >If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one.

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Even if she had shot everyone and then herself, no one would have gotten hurt. Has to actually have happened to hurt someone. This, alas, is an urban legend. And if, like me, you've seen a few episodes of Judging Amy, you might recognize this as something that happened to Tyne Daly's character.

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Ya know, I suspected that this may have been an urban legend. At first, when I read the thread title, I was expecting to find the one about the Australian Gramma who took a pistol, found the men who raped her daughter, and shot their private parts off. That one was floatin around the Net awhile back, but, alas, it too turned out to be an "Urban Legend". Too bad it's just a legend though...

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I got it as an e-mail...don't really know if its true...but I have gotten into someone elses car thinking it was mine...totally embarrassing. So to me it rang of a little bit of truth...and it was funny.

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At first, when I read the thread title, I was expecting to find the one about the Australian Gramma who took a pistol, found the men who raped her daughter, and shot their private parts off.

...Too bad it's just a legend though.


JL --- Heh heh heh -- I agree about the *too bad* part. Remember John Wayne Bobbitt?? icon_eek.gif

His wife did not just "bob it", she took the whole thing!!

...and that was no urban legend. icon_smile.gif:)-->

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