Verily I say unto you, today, uuhhh, I forgot what I was inspired to say. Dam them forgetful spirits ...
Rockiebuttafucco, our bro Simoneon did NOT say "in A fellowship", he said "IN FELLOWSHIP".
Now, there is a big difference between being in a fellowship and being IN fellowship, just as great as between night and day. You see, in the big inning, God created (berAH) the heavenS and the earth. And the world WAS without form and void, and darkness upon the face (condescensio) ... This word 'WAS. This word 'WAS' is not in any of the originals. It is 'tahu va bahu', transliterated into our english word 'became'. So, God did not CREATE it that way. It BECAME that way. Well, what happened?? Just what happened to make the earth become 'without form and void'???
We will see, as we work the greatness of the minuteness of that Word, many pearls of great price - ambassador. Oh, that's not it. What I mean is, in the next session ...
Does someone who is blind see colors when they are on acid?
Speakin of blind guys. Simoneon...I worked with Richard C**k in Erie (almost 30 years ago.) We were dishwashers at The Station for a while. Lot of funny stories about that.
Lets just put it this way. Blind dudes shouldn't be dishwashers.
John,I remember some wows chipped in and got Richard a cowboy hat 'cuz he kept bumping his head into walls....He wouldn't use a walking stick because everybody was trying to convince him to believe to get his sight back....He finally got a seeing eye dog in the corps.I stayed friends with him for the remainder of my way years.....
Interesting musings about the manifestations.... VP used to say tongues is perfect,like the guy whose tongue was perfect high German....So shouldn't the interpretation be perfect English if that's the language of the people present?
Like, if Tonto was a grad,and he was at a believer's meeting,would his interpretation be something like "The great Spirit,Him much pleased with little ones,but him plenty ....ed with palefaces",or would it be perfect English,such as "jump abundantly at my word"?
And what if somebody only knows sign language? How do the rest of the believers know if he's trailing off into prophecy?
Excatheter, the only reason why they witness to each other over and over and over is cuz they are all in the same sunset corps home,medicated and not knowing any better.
what are the burial requirements for corps, dropped from inactive corps, state of leave of absence (limbo), unbelieving believing spouses, etc, etc, etc.
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Never have bought anything from QVC or HSN/C... what a wonderful bunch of kids you have there... and the oldest must be incredibly smart, going to the University of Chicago! :)
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Why would we be in a fellowship?
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Beeeeeep!
"This is God. I am away right now. Leave a message from me or for me in the language of the people present and I'll get back to you."
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excathedra
yougotsaved hahahahahahahahaha
zee call on me after i have some coffee i'll try to be inspired then
all believers look alike. stop i'm crying laughing this hard hurts
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does someone who stutters, stutter when they manifest ?
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well
everyone inspired to manifest please stand up
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Verily I say unto you, today, uuhhh, I forgot what I was inspired to say. Dam them forgetful spirits ...
Rockiebuttafucco, our bro Simoneon did NOT say "in A fellowship", he said "IN FELLOWSHIP".
Now, there is a big difference between being in a fellowship and being IN fellowship, just as great as between night and day. You see, in the big inning, God created (berAH) the heavenS and the earth. And the world WAS without form and void, and darkness upon the face (condescensio) ... This word 'WAS. This word 'WAS' is not in any of the originals. It is 'tahu va bahu', transliterated into our english word 'became'. So, God did not CREATE it that way. It BECAME that way. Well, what happened?? Just what happened to make the earth become 'without form and void'???
We will see, as we work the greatness of the minuteness of that Word, many pearls of great price - ambassador. Oh, that's not it. What I mean is, in the next session ...
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Good question.
Does someone who is retarded act sober when drunk?
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Right Rev. Tom,
The Diamondbacks had a big inning yesterday!
First decent game all season. And in this one, a rookie created... a three run homer.
And if they don't keep winning, the earth at the B.O.B. could become without form and void!
And, Tommy, it's the CUBs that keep saying wait until next season, not yet the Diamondbacks.
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Does someone who is blind see colors when they are on acid?
Speakin of blind guys. Simoneon...I worked with Richard C**k in Erie (almost 30 years ago.) We were dishwashers at The Station for a while. Lot of funny stories about that.
Lets just put it this way. Blind dudes shouldn't be dishwashers.
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"Does someone who is blind see colors on acid?"
We must take this is a question to the ubiquitous teaching of John Locke.
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John,I remember some wows chipped in and got Richard a cowboy hat 'cuz he kept bumping his head into walls....He wouldn't use a walking stick because everybody was trying to convince him to believe to get his sight back....He finally got a seeing eye dog in the corps.I stayed friends with him for the remainder of my way years.....
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Rocky,let's keep my cubbies out of this....
Interesting musings about the manifestations.... VP used to say tongues is perfect,like the guy whose tongue was perfect high German....So shouldn't the interpretation be perfect English if that's the language of the people present?
Like, if Tonto was a grad,and he was at a believer's meeting,would his interpretation be something like "The great Spirit,Him much pleased with little ones,but him plenty ....ed with palefaces",or would it be perfect English,such as "jump abundantly at my word"?
And what if somebody only knows sign language? How do the rest of the believers know if he's trailing off into prophecy?
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I forgot,I'm still logged on....Tommy,just remember when you point four fingers at somebody,you're pointing none back at yourself....
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excathedra
now we're getting somewhere
... a person with multiple personality disorder, each of their people have a different tongue ?
is this the new light for our generation forum ?
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can they have a believers meeting by themself ?
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Much learning doth make thee all mad.
I would they were even cut off which troubleth you.
And then howz about alzheimer's people?? Would they forget who knows the way through the wilderness, all they have to do is follow ...
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rev. al zheimer,
can those sunset corps ever get da verd over da vorld ? don't they keep witnessing to the same people over and over
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do people with Turret's syndrome curse God when they prophecy?
do they call him a Jesus Christ so and so?
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do manic depressives have gloomy prophecies and high ones
ohgod will i have to answer at the bema for all this blasphemy
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Do people with dyslexia bring forth a message from or for their dog at believer's meetings?
Ever ministered to a guy who showed up drunk at pafl class? It's really bad when it's the instructer....
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Excatheter, the only reason why they witness to each other over and over and over is cuz they are all in the same sunset corps home,medicated and not knowing any better.
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excathedra
the eyes of my understanding thank you
do you guys wanna get buried together so in case we all get up from the graves we can laugh our a$$es off together .......
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what are the burial requirements for corps, dropped from inactive corps, state of leave of absence (limbo), unbelieving believing spouses, etc, etc, etc.
etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc
where the phphuck is jeff ludewig
and norma jean taylor
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Rocky
Ah, so many people here with tax induced dementia!
brwaaaaaaahahahahah!
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