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Why I Accept Rejections


dmiller
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Rodney Dangerfield, dmiller:

"Rejections? Sure I accept rejections, you kiddin'? Yesterday was my wedding anniversary. So last night I asked my wife if we were going to have sex this week. She said 'why start now'?"

(kabop!)

"I get rejected, ooooh, do I get rejected. I'm an only child. I asked my mother if she ever thought of having another baby after me. She said not after the whippin' the doctor gave her when I was born! Oh, do I get rejections!"

(sproink!)

"It gets worse, but I accept it. I came home early from work one day and caught my wife in bed with another guy. I said "Honey, you're breaking my heart! What am I supposed to do now?" She said "Get the door, I think it's my 4 o'clock!" Oh, it hurts, these rejections!"

(pockapocka pock!)

"It hurts cuz I'm such a sensitive guy, I got these feelings. Ooooh, I accept them, but they hurt. Life ain't fair. Like when I told my wife I wanted to spice up our sex life with some role playing. She said fine, play dead. Oh, I accept them but these rejections, they hurt!"

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