Juan Cruz Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 We were informed back in early 2004 in a thread that some TWI folk might be 'praying against" GS folk. I got my dander up and penned this reponse. They better not mess with me. I got curses they haven't even found in their "Advanced" class! I got curses they don't know about. I got curses where they got "positive believing." I got curses where they're out roasting wieners by the campfire. I got curses even Rhoda never heard. I got curses you can't put on tape and sell. I got co-lateral curses. I got curses Bullinger couldn't find in the stars. I got curses for them if they mess with me. I've learned the real Word of God and from it I got curses for people who f with the truth. It's just grace (I happen to have a red light from Daddy right now) that I don't unload on the whole pack of them hyenas. But the forbearance of Daddy might not last forever, OK? I got curses I took from the carburetor of the motor coach. I got curses I stole from Chris Geer’s running shoes. I got improper puja the family pundit put on Pillai’s sleeping bag outside his door when he got home from Mar's Hill. I got curses worse than living downwind in Emporia. ... ones Ted would never sing about. ... Life Magazine won’t write about. ... Mick Jagger won’t think about. (I got curses you can’t get at the racetrack.) Tree parts snap off and fall when my breath blows cold on them. How long, O Lord, wilt Thou keep sealed this apocalyptic pneumatic pestilence? They won’t be safe at Dunkin’ Donuts when Senora Cruz’s little boy gets the green light to do his deuteronomic paso doble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 so..do you go to the local pagan church or is it a bit deeper than that !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Cruz Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 You messing with me? You best read the above again. Juan de la Cruz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Cruz Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 I got roadside curses I got shaggy dog curses I got curses... you'll need Preparation capital f-ing H. You'll need a new hat. My malevolence is low PH and the cookie jar is cracked. Don't question who MY Daddy is. Thou hast not known Him at all. Thou hast not been salted nor swaddled at all, thou bald man! thou bald man! Oh, you're just lucky I'm smiling. Pray that it stays that Way. :)--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindyhopper Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nice. LMAO thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shazdancer Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Allan -- Juan's just speaking to them in the language of where they already are, NOT the language they use in front of the uninitiated follower. Regards, Shaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Cruz Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 Yea, what she said! I think. I been looking around Pandora's Box here. I think I got a State Department curse ready to be sent up for confirmation. So, watch out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 quote: I got curses...you'll need Preparation capital f-ing H. Ha ha ha ha ha.. Juan, I wouldn't DREAM of "messing with you", heh heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bliss Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Oh Juan you crack me up :P-->!!! I read them with the voice of a rapper, say Eminem or JZ or Beastie Boys!! Too cool. For those of you that don't get it , try it that way. You're pretty talented.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyHoundog Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Got an IRS curse...that's the only thing that really scares 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rascal Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Lawsuit curses makes em wet their rightious selves, no doubt;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Cruz Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 Of course, we seek NOT to devour our weaker brethren who condemn themselves if they should eat meat sacrificed unto idols (ie. live timidly with many fears in an unreal world of their religious making). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Allan
so..do you go to the local pagan church or is it a bit deeper than that !!
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Juan Cruz
You messing with me?
You best read the above again.
Juan de la Cruz
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Juan Cruz
I got roadside curses
I got shaggy dog curses
I got curses...
you'll need Preparation capital f-ing H.
You'll need a new hat.
My malevolence is low PH
and the cookie jar is cracked.
Don't question who MY Daddy is.
Thou hast not known Him at all.
Thou hast not been salted nor swaddled at all,
thou bald man!
thou bald man!
Oh, you're just lucky I'm smiling.
Pray that it stays that Way.
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lindyhopper
Nice.
LMAO thanks.
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shazdancer
Allan -- Juan's just speaking to them in the language of where they already are, NOT the language they use in front of the uninitiated follower.
Regards,
Shaz
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Juan Cruz
Yea, what she said!
I think.
I been looking around Pandora's Box here. I think I got a State Department curse ready to be sent up for confirmation. So, watch out!
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Ham
Ha ha ha ha ha..
Juan, I wouldn't DREAM of "messing with you", heh heh.
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bliss
Oh Juan you crack me up
:P-->!!!
I read them with the voice of a rapper, say Eminem or JZ or Beastie Boys!! Too cool. For those of you that don't get it , try it that way.
You're pretty talented....
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DaddyHoundog
Got an IRS curse...that's the only thing that really scares 'em
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rascal
Lawsuit curses makes em wet their rightious selves, no doubt;-)
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Juan Cruz
Of course, we seek NOT to devour our weaker brethren who condemn themselves if they should eat meat sacrificed unto idols (ie. live timidly with many fears in an unreal world of their religious making).
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