reikilady Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 I thought it would fun to exchange favorite quotes. I am also going to suggest that they be humorous and or inspiring. Orignial sayings are fine, however, an explaination might be helpful. "The cheese has fallen of his/her cracker" "The lights are on, but no one is home" "Out of body, I'll be back in 5 minutes" "Things have not been the same since the house fell on my sister" "It's not smart to mess with a witch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zshot Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 "A friend in need is a pest". Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. It's always darkest before it's pitch black... The light at the end of the tunnel is an on coming train... If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it ain't no goat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J0nny Ling0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 "Honor: It's somethin' no man kin give ye. But it's also somethin' no man kin take away..." -Robert Roy MacGregor, from the movie "Rob Roy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J0nny Ling0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Ya know, I have no idea why that double posted like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 My Mama used to say: When we were having our own little pity party - "If you want sympathy you can find it between s-h-1-t and syphilis in the dictionary." When we were being picked on at school or suffering from low self-esteem: "Don't you worry about them; their farts stink too." When the whole family would be singing at the top of our lungs to the radio: "We can't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolchef1248 @adelphia.net Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 sir if you were my husband i would poison your drink madame if you were my wife i would gladly drink it w. churchell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2fortheroad Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 "I ain't broke, but brother I'm badly bent." unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeStGeorge Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 "Sir Winston, you're drunk!" "Yes, Madame; and you are ugly, very ugly. Tomorrow, I shall be sober." W. Churchill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeStGeorge Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 There are too many Churchill quotes to post. Try this link: Churchill quotes George Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Great site George! :)--> found all these WILL ROGERS QUOTES there too. David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOMMYZ Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Neil Innes started a Bob Dylan parody by saying "I've suffered for my art and now it's your turn." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zshot
"A friend in need is a pest".
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.
It's always darkest before it's pitch black...
The light at the end of the tunnel is an on coming train...
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it ain't no goat...
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J0nny Ling0
"Honor: It's somethin' no man kin give ye. But it's also somethin' no man kin take away..."
-Robert Roy MacGregor, from the movie "Rob Roy"
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J0nny Ling0
Ya know, I have no idea why that double posted like that...
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Belle
My Mama used to say:
When we were having our own little pity party -
"If you want sympathy you can find it between s-h-1-t and syphilis in the dictionary."
When we were being picked on at school or suffering from low self-esteem:
"Don't you worry about them; their farts stink too."
When the whole family would be singing at the top of our lungs to the radio:
"We can't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it."
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coolchef1248 @adelphia.net
sir if you were my husband i would poison your drink
madame if you were my wife i would gladly drink it
w. churchell
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2fortheroad
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown.
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dmiller
"I ain't broke, but brother I'm badly bent." unknown
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GeorgeStGeorge
"Sir Winston, you're drunk!"
"Yes, Madame; and you are ugly, very ugly. Tomorrow, I shall be sober."
W. Churchill
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GeorgeStGeorge
There are too many Churchill quotes to post. Try this link:
Churchill quotes
George
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dmiller
Great site George!
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found all these WILL ROGERS QUOTES there too.
David
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TOMMYZ
Neil Innes started a Bob Dylan parody by saying "I've suffered for my art and now it's your turn."
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