My Right Index Finger Is On "Probation"

[Belle]

I'm still looking for craig's letter, but this is hilarious!!!! Posted on WayDale in 2001 by Fresh, whom I miss terribly.

As a part of my "functioning one body," my right index finger is

a valuable asset in my daily tasks. I really don't know what I'd

do without it.........but since it has been malfunctioning this past

month, I had to put it on "probation."

I couldn't just allow my right index finger to stay intact with the

"functioning one body".........so I had it surgically removed and

put in cold storage until I welcome it back. In this manner, I've

made a statement to the other members of my body........and

they'd better take notice, or else?

And, no.......I'm not going to tell the others when I'll be bringing

my finger back. None are privy to this information.....not the other

fingers, not my wrists, or elbows, or shoulders. Even my nerve

endings are having a hard time with this "missing" finger.

If I find out more illicit behavior that my right index finger did in the

past few years........then, I might just mark and avoid it altogether.

Now, my "ring" finger and little finger on my right hand are asking

LOTS of questions...........I couldn't allow such an uprising, so I

m&a them! Yep, chopped 'em off and discarded them to the

gnashing of rats in the alley.

The left hand has no idea what my right hand is doing........that's

a relief. I just cannot allow mutiny to persist, else no member of

my body will have need for any other member. The eye will surely

say to my hand that I have no need of thee......and that left hand

might just rip out an eye or something?!?!

Oh well, at least I still have my middle finger in tact........and it can

hold its own in pure silence by taking A STAND!

[Stayed Too Long]

If this were a skit on Saturday Nite Live I would be laughing my foot off.

Knowing where it came from makes me look back and wonder what the hell I was thinking putting up with so much for so long.

[skyrider]

My middle finger is still in good STANDING......towards twi.

:) :)

[dmiller]

The left hand has no idea what my right hand is doing........that's

a relief. I just cannot allow mutiny to persist, else no member of

my body will have need for any other member. The eye will surely

say to my hand that I have no need of thee......and that left hand

might just rip out an eye or something?!?!

Oh well, at least I still have my middle finger intact........and it can

hold its own in pure silence by taking A STAND!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

(Cripes -- what an accurate description of twi.) :(

[Belle]

My middle finger is still in good STANDING......towards twi.

Mine too, Skyrider. I wave it toward NK every once in a while just to make sure they know.

[GrouchoMarxJr]

Just imagine...The body of Christ...throughout the world...throughout the ages...with Christ as it's head...

...and some okie with a big mouth thought he was the top banana of the whole shootin' match...

Reminds me of a hypnotist I saw at a night club once...he had one guy convinced that he was the mayor of New York! The guy was waving his arms around...it was hysterical...

Yeah...My middle finger still works just fine too.