"Friends are those who show up with a six-pack, not dressed up as one of the Brooks Brothers".
"I also do circumcision"!
Not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent.
I have waited almost two years for a sign from God. So when I heard the morning bells of Aquila, I knew the moment of my destiny had come. You will be my guiding angel.
I'm merging your department with Archives, and I am firing you. Didn't you get the memo?
There's something else about bears not many people know. If a bear gets hooked on the taste of human blood, it becomes a man-killer. He'll go on a rampage and has to be destroyed. And that's why you should never hug a bear.
The Alpha intergalactic space station has reached critical mass in orbit. Its weight and size now poses a serious threat to mother Earth. In its great wisdom, the Central Committee has decided to use all resources necessary to release the space station from Earth's gravity. Its new course is set with the Magellan Current.