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You aren’t alone in your interest in this topic. I’ve been playing with the free version. Though I’ve reached my limit, at 11:22pm I will be allowed to resume my conversation with Jesus. Or I could purchase a subscription for $2.99 which unlocks 95% of the functionality and access. Boy, oh boy, someone’s gonna get more than abundantly rich from this app! You can choose among 21 doctrinal belief systems by which your questions will be answered - from Southern Baptist to Catholic to JW, and many more! Or you can filter “no preference” to ensure traditional, consensus-scholarship answers. You can ask questions of the Holy Family, Apostles, Prophets and “Others,” including Noah and Mary Magdalene! I queried Moses, Noah, John the Baptist and Jesus. Moses seems to know that he didn’t write the Torah, but concedes tradition attributes authorship to him. Noah beat around the bush concerning the horrific ocean of corpses he sailed through, saying only that it was catastrophic. I asked John the Baptizer if Mike’s accusation had merit: I asked Jesus if he will be teaching from PFAL at his return: I don’t who is more cynical, the developers or I.

It looks like Nate has just run into God’s Budget. Mike was right. Who knew? Now that will be $2.99 or 24 hours for the rest of Jesus words! My convos with Jesus are equally hilarious but I am out of image storage space on this server so I can’t post them. Must be Gods Budget.