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  1. Ham

    Lesbianism

    Yep, that's what the man said, he did.. "there are ONLY GRADES OF SIN in SOCIETY". "sin is sin".
  2. Ham

    Answer me this...

    Naw, Belle's a pretty smart gal.. a little math isn't gonna scare HER off!
  3. Ham

    Answer me this...

    But.. thinking of Hills' first question.. somehow, the experiment MAY be possible.. but you'd have to go on one of those "wonder" diets. NO mass, and feasibly, you could travel at the speed of light..
  4. Ham

    Answer me this...

    If you think you're in the dark on this one.. we haven't even BEGUN to talk about frictionless pulleys :lol: Keep dreaming, brother..
  5. Ham

    Answer me this...

    Don't know quite what to say :) We need Belle to come back and "enlighten" us.. Bellle... Bellllllllle..... :lol:
  6. Thomas, since its gonna be a beer, schnapps and wimen ministry from henceforth, you may be: First Minister of Schnapps. Now to find a Minister of Beer.. hmmmm. May only need two ministers.. I certainly couldn't just sit on my duffer an do nothing, you know! :D
  7. Ham

    Answer me this...

    Yes, it does. But on a frictionless incline, the accelerations would divide in a vectoral manner, with only two directions.. one vertical, one horizontal. Hence, technically, it would not "slide" down the incline. The manner it divides between the two depends on the angle of the incline. 9.8 times cos of the angle would be the for horizontal acceleration, 9.8 times sin of the angle for vertical acceleration.. if I remember correctly.. Adding them with vector math or trig.. comes up to 9.8 Friction changes EVERYTHING.. heh heh. I keep editing this sucker.. I think I had it right the first time..
  8. Ham

    Answer me this...

    Darn friction! Or lack therof.. Yeah, we studied those stinkers in Physics.. frictionless pulleys, frictionless inclines.. Almost like asking which came first, the chicken, or the egg.. No friction, the sucker has to drop like a rock.. I think the answer would be: the vertical and horizontal accelerations would vectorially add up to 9.8 meters per second squared.. But you didn't give us that choice, did you! :lol: But to be more precise about all of this, have to consider where this miracle device is located.. on the moon, or in orbit, or on the earth.. Whew..
  9. Happy happy Birthday! Holy smokes.. lots of birthdays now.. Some folks must've been real " :D busy", in say.. September
  10. I think what I was really trying to say.. at least looking back now.. "For God's sake, guys.. don't wait until you're forty or so to go get a life.. geeze." Its only harder. Much, much harder. I know.. personally. Email me if you want details.. I'll lay out the whole stinking mess that resulted from sitting around that .... can trying to warm myself.. I wish some of them would REALLY read this stuff.. just a dream maybe..
  11. Secret Squirrel Event? :D Maybe that's it! A rabid squirrel will "work the crowd" at the opportune moment..
  12. Yeah, nothing like the realization that you've been sold stolen property.. Yuck.
  13. Ham

    Chestnuts

    We had a chestnut tree when I was young.. I remember they were good enough to endure the stinking barbs on the husk! Fresh chestnuts.. ahh.
  14. How could I have missed this! Happy Birthday! Don't let anybody tell you you're over the hill or something.. hope you enjoyed your birthday.
  15. Ham

    Where Is LCM now?

    Maybe he is some kind of superman or something.. reports are coming in from all over the world! Last siting.. loy apparently joined a Scottish swimming team. The photographer caught him just as he came up for air..
  16. Ham

    Lesbianism

    Exie, I've been saying that all along.. glad somebody else sees it.. :lol:
  17. Ham

    Answer me this...

    Let me say, Brother Speed KNOWS wherof he speaks! Relativity is an interesting concept.. Well, if you are travelling at the speed of light, you ARE light. The question then becomes, can light see itself? Hmmmm..
  18. Ham

    August STS

    Good morning, wonderful Belle of the South.. Thanks (?) for transcribing this little "gem", you've got more intestinal fortitude than I could ever muster up! :) Well, at least I was warned.. barf bag sitting right here by my easy chair.. Hard to read even the comments, but Groucho.. I think I like yours best.. :lol: "continued"(???) outreach (where in God's name?) prevailing (don't wanna go there..)" word. Good grief.. nothing's changed..
  19. Ham

    Lesbianism

    Well.. looks like at least 95 percent of the list is preventable.. sorry (maybe not really 'sorry'), I didn't see any justification.. just a statement of FACT.
  20. Ham

    August STS

    The bod, that is.. CONTINUING? kinda assumes a lot.. that somehow, He's worked in them mightily all along.. who in the world are they trying to kid??? Probably just themselves.. Good grief.. They'd be better off praying for their lawyers..
  21. I thought I already WON the election.. oh sorry, that was just the "silly" election. Sure, I'm in..
  22. Hence, the instructions I heard given to some people, "I shouldn't HAVE to tell you. Go figure it out yourself.." Good grief.
  23. Ham

    Thank You?

    Good possiblity.. :D If its what I think it is.. I hope it just didn't freak you out!
  24. Good point! What in the world would I want a stinkin crown for anyway.. too darn heavy. Just have to have the heavenly chiropractor "minister" to my neck anyway.. We've figured out that we know so LITTLE in this life.. how about some of the secrets of the universe? That might be kinda nice..
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