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I thought about putting it in "gems".. but naw.. We need a REAL special place here for these! "send those chickens to the lord.." Heh heh heh heh heh.. Satori, I hope you write a book! I'll buy.. even several for Christmas gifts..

I have grown to love Satori's posts.. :D-->

Well, it's "tainted" now. Not long until der vey burns down that church..

Yep. He also appears to have had the habit of standing between the "happy couple".. sure took care of that, didn't they..

You're not gonna get me to critique the closest thing to a slice of heaven..

Really, I'm all for honesty. I'll shout the truth from the housetops.. but let's face it.. there have to be a FEW ground rules here. If you ask me, "am I fat?" or even "do I LOOK fat?" "Does this MAKE me look fat?".. the answer is gonna be "Noooooooooooo.." :D-->

Heck, it'd be far cheaper, anyway. :)-->

Given the choice, I'd rather take the shortcut. Give me the acid..

It you didn't read "bad trip" far enough down.. From Juedes site: Ah, at least they can claim they get "results".

Maybe this one will work, a little longer read.. This one had a "bad trip" A Trainer's perspective One more if you're not bored to tears!

Hmmm.. neither of them seem to work..

"Your Research Department at Work" Geeze, he'd a been more convincing as Napoleon..

"Your ABS at Work"

Wasn't it loy that boasted to have power to "bring degredation to" our lives?

True, we may now have sadness and pain, dissapointment and occasional computer crashes , but then, no more sorrow, no more pain. All that is digital shall be perfectly known, and all second-rate operating systems shall be abolished..

Hey, sometimes nothing is far better than something.. :D-->

But perhaps give the same result. Some have a "good" experience, some bad, some go nuts.. I wonder what the true percentages are with momentus.

Absolutely

Now that that little rant is over.. :)--> On the more serious side, I agree. People should be told the truth about issues like this, even if it hurts. A lot of things like this cannot be glossed over- if they are, they are gonna get a heck of a lot worse.

Sorry, heh heh. :o-->

But I'd tell you if your slip was showing. But the other questions, sheesh.. "Do I look fat?" "Well, seeing I'm with da CIA, if I told you, then I'd have to kill you.."

Funny they don't tell the real story- many were tossed out like yesterday's garbage.. :(-->

"Am I sagging, honey?" "well, nothing that a couple of personal trainers and a team of plastic surgeons couldn't fix.." Some poor guys would end up in the hospital. :)-->

Well, I think people are kinda weird.. some a little stranger than the rest :)--> Can't handle the truth? I think the context of the question (or inquisition :D-->) must be considered with some folks. "Do I look fat in this"? "Am I sagging, honey?" Only one answer for those kind of questions for some people! Sometimes, the person just wants a vote of confidence.. "sure, you still look great".. But I agree tht trying to control information is a real problem.

Paw'll have to send out the big dogs with barrels or rum or something.. Then we'd still be lost. Lost, but happy..