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Ham

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  1. And to think to this day, some people still worship the miserable SOB..
  2. Ham

    If Pawtucket Were God

    Well, whadya know, it worked! "Oh, Mighty Paw, thanks be to your all wise, all knowing, omniscience.." :D-->
  3. Ted, now I'm "all shook up". :)-->
  4. I imagine after two or three quarts of beer, you may have a little bit of a problem FINDING the head. Of course, you may be highly motivated. :D-->
  5. Well, I'm thinking about it, Mr. 123.. Campaign promises, campaign promises.. lemmee see.. If the land cannot be legally given back to the Wierwille family.. 1. Staffers will no longer be required to listen to rants during meals. They will be required to sit and listen to my jokes, however.. 2. The Rock of Ages will resume. Only without the required meetings and work schedules. No charges to campers, except for minimal fees for waste disposal. a. The "big top" will feature beer, nice waitresses, and some REAL talent.. 3. The "Corps" chalet will cleaned out with a fire hose, and returned to the corps. Or anyone else who needs it, for that matter. 4. The auditorium will be available for local events, AT NO CHARGE. 5. Anybody who even SUGGESTS coming up with a new and improved seminar, required to be taken to be on the "who's who" list, will be smartly rapped in the head with a ballpeen hammer. 6. ALL classes and materials will FINALLY be thoroughly documented, with an exhaustive "works cited" page.
  6. We could make him an honorary greasespotter..
  7. Problem is, they leave the subject looking like goo.. oh well, back to the drawing board. :)-->
  8. If I could just find one of those dern alien "brain boosters" that really work, I'd be the first to try it. :D-->
  9. HCW, I am studying Chemistry and Mathmatics. May toss in Physics later for the fun of it..
  10. Could be, you know.. my current "rut" I'm in is: Going back to school, but its on the slow track. mainly because I have to work full time all day. Working out at least three times a week at the local community center. And I'm still poor. At least financially- I'm paying my own way through school, with less than ideal employment.. Yes, I still read the bible. My "results" are coming, but it is sooooo S-L-O-W.... I'm a little wary of shortcuts.. instant results, instant gratification. But if it works for someone, I don't have anything really bad to say about it. But three weeks of concentrated "the word like it aint been known since forever" did little but to put me in a real rut, for over twenty years.. Some shortcut.
  11. Ham

    If Pawtucket Were God

    "or Bush either. amen."
  12. Ham

    If Pawtucket Were God

    "Oh, Mighty Paw, Protector of greasespotlets, thou Master of web secrets and undergarments, in Thy infinite(?) wisdom, grant unto Thy most humble of subjects, that he may live the rest of his days in peace, without the likes of Gore reigning over the land". "amen".
  13. Not to be real critical or anything, but quite a few of the "new" ruts can be every bit as confining and self-defeating as the one you're in to start with.. I'll change my rut when I find a better one than the one I'm in.
  14. Ham

    If Pawtucket Were God

    If Pawtucket were God, heck, he'd change my karma title. :D-->
  15. Welcome! I just happened to see you logged in this morning. If you are even half as nice as Belle, well, it just may be too much for me!
  16. Or is it just for Mrs. W's visitation? I'd go look at TWI's site, but I don't wanna get sick this morning..
  17. Eagle, do I understand correctly, that greasespots can now travel two or three hundred miles or more to have the "priviledge" to sit by the "sacred" waters? Or is it still a "non-members only" little slice of "heaven"?
  18. True, it may have lent an impression of moral character.. but maybe without her presence, things could have been far, far worse.
  19. Technically, I question whether you can really do that. You type in all the stuff, send it, but do you technically RECEIVE anything? You already know it before you sent it. So, is it a message, or in reality, is it not? Help. Is there a philosophy major in the audience? :)-->
  20. Besides. The question and issues are NOT resolved, at least to my satisfaction.. seems this little forum here is the perfect place to keep them on "the back burner".
  21. I think in that particular situation, my vote would have been number two on your pole.
  22. But the nurses were pretty nice! I did forewarn them that I might go nuts, and run around the place like a chicken minus it's proverbial head..
  23. Only happened to me once. I was DEATHLY afraid of needles.. I absolutely HATE (ok, maybe just dislike) them, and had to get blood drawn for a test. The closer I got to the place, the worse it got.. I could almost hear the voices, "run, run for your life!!!!".. Still hate needles. So Bob, do we have an agreement here? No needles, no voices. :D-->
  24. From Juan Cruz: the real explanation of this pithy saying :)-->
  25. Juan, we oughta frame this one! :D-->
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