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Well, for me, you should've had one more option. "When I was a lad, I had the athletic prowess and coordination of a carp.." No idea where my kids got their athletic abilities from.. definitely not me.

Fitting he ended up at bally's and UPS. Even orangutans can pump iron and throw boxes around..

So can an orangutan.. Probably better, at that.

Naw, those rascals (no, not YOU Rascal!) are out on their friggin ears.. heh heh. Maybe my first decree will be to restore the monthly "fox" hunt..

Sorry, seemed to fit a "strange people" thread. :)-->

People are strange, when you're a stranger Faces look ugly when you're alone Women seem wicked, when you're unwanted Streets are uneven, when you're down When you're strange- faces come out of the rain (rain, rain) When you're strange- no one remembers your name When you're strange, when you're strange, when you're str-ange

Holy Cow.. I don't know if its the water, may be what they put IN the water!!

Kinda interesting.. Wa state is about as far as you can get from the old gulag.. and still be in the country, anyway.

Not quite what I read.. I thought he said "fringe players". Can't accuse Bullinger/Stiles/Leonard/etc. of being exactly mainstream..

Yep. Very, very interesting.. maybe it "turned him on".

Well, whadya know.. I finally won something! Now I'm trying to figure out just what I won, sheesh.. :D-->

That's the character! I remember something about him giving "rev" moon his big start- may have been another one of vic's tall tales..

Well, maybe she was just a little cautious. If he got lost or something, it'd just make it easier to find him.

Yep. I remember the "honest abe" top-hat.. and tails.. gads.

Yeah, the guy was supposed to be some kind of big "spiritualist". Forget the name..

Wowser.. they hit "the big time", heh heh. Now they're in Wikipdeia.. :D-->

I think that people indeed do get addicted to this kind of nonsense after a while.. pain does stimulate the body to produce endorphins.. and yes, after a while, I also seemed to "enjoy" such stupidity.. so "happy" to get another session of "love".. ptooie. When some leave der vey, enough seemingly is not enough. Some seem to seek more abusive, pain inducing organizations to fill some kind of "need"..

and he doesn't look fat. All that looks like muscle, to me.. gads.

Wowser.. his trainer would make a mere snack..

Wayfer not, too bad you didn't put on your best southern draw, and say: "Wellll, bless your lil heart, maaaaahm. You look more like you're from New York City than the last time we met, Maaahm. I'll bet your mama's jess so proud of you..." This may help if you need the interpretation

Thankfully, there are probably less than a dozen innies around here.. probably includes the whole tri-city area. The likelihood of running into one in a public place, is well.. what's the word.. astronomical.

Gruesome.. :D-->

Sorry to hear that.. hope she is doing OK. Hope I didn't hit a soft spot..

Funny Rascal.. much more subtle, heh heh.

Well, I would have at least a couple of suggestions, but I don't think they are fit for the ears of those here.. "Wow. I didn't even KNOW there was anybody left in the God-***** cult".." Naw, I probably wouldn't say it.. unless circumstances really warranted it. Too nice a guy I guess.. :)-->