Ham

I just kind of find interesting the contrast- between some of the insignificant piddly little crap people have been tossed out for, compared to what Martifail and cronies pulled off. Unbelievable, almost. The accounts of waste, criminal activity, adultery, etc etc.. and the same bunch really is STILL in charge. I saw people tossed out because they would rather spend time with their kids than to hunt and fish. No friggin joke. Apparently, if your'e supposedly on the top of the food chain, there is NOTHING you cannot get away with, unless you really get the lawyers upset. Look at the alleged "questionable" relationship between the two wives of da vey. Allege half of that to anybody else on the field, substantiated or not, and they're GONE.

After a while, the only way I could get a shot was if they could catch me. No amount of reasoning with me would work..

When I was seven or eight years old, I "discovered" poison ivy. Apparently I had lots of energy, and spent an afternoon running and rolling around a PATCH of it. I do not remember doing that- what I do remember is all the shots. Cortisone, all kinds of stuff to get the swelling down.. I hate doctors to this day.

We love you too, Exie!

"Volunteer to lead a song, and make it one by the Rolling Stones". Linda, that is priceless- I'd make it "Sympathy for da Devil"...

I spent a great deal of my childhood "in trouble"..

Many years ago, when I was a young ham.. before roads, before the earth cooled.. sorry. My brother and I were experimenting, talking to each other through a garden hose. He was on the second floor inside of the house. When he realized that I could actually hear him, he proceeded to taunt me with the worst obscenities that a twelve year old could. I simply hooked my end of the hose to the spigot, and turned on the water..

Maybe they don't want you to feel sorry for them..

Maybe a poll may be in order... how many have been issued their invitation on a silver platter to come back, to anything? I mean anything. Even a lunch appointment with some from the holiest better than it was now ole group, or the offers given just to the two most likely candidates to accept their fine offer? Unwillingness to accept an offer does not preclude the offer, or an apology, for that matter. I have heard nothing here. Zip. Lets see.. its been say, about ten years. Not holding my breath.

George, some on my list were not REAL widespread- I think some were usually something they sprung on somebody that they had already determined that they wanted to get rid of. "so and so has proven to have a problem with humility and obedience. He/she refuses to quit his job and find more suitable employment so as to be available at all times for da household.." This may sound ridiculous, but not far off from some of the explanations I have heard why somebody was not welcome anymore.

"Attitude inspectors" heh heh. I used to read those too. They decided to publish all of the old FFFB comics in a book form. Can be found on da web.. Boy, I think that's correct. A lot of the corpses sent here were kind of like that. But usually it wasn't attitude they looked at first.. first came the mouth inspection. Candidates had to be not only able to be "happy", but have a happy smile as well..

Some people around here got thrown out because, they were just, really NICE. Goodhearted. I am only somewhat nice. Took them a little longer to notice me.

Where I used to live, the hippies would smoke pot while congregated on the courthouse lawn. Ocassionally, one would throw a bottle of dishsoap in the fountain. "wow.... cooool".

Exie, did he start foaming, at both ends?

Steve, I don't think they wait that long. Any look in your eye that some lights are going off, and you're done.

Some of Manson's "recruits" got pulled in with the best sex they ever had in their lives. I bet that they still think that was some of the best days they had. Boy, did they pay though.

Scream, yell and confront with a vengeance. They will ALWAYS have a place in da organization for you- unless the gods (lawyers) say otherwise.

I remember da good old days too. There were just not very many of them.

No.

I don't understand why people think that "they" would even WANT you back. "We will ALLOW you back if you do this, and then that, then jump through this hoop, etc. etc." That is the best "invitation" I have heard them give ANYBODY here. "If you do enough grovelling, you MAY get to the level that you MAY be clean enough that we could even accept your money". Let see.. you have to BEG to return to bondage, on their conditions? And you're still the scum of the earth. Magnify the worst racial discrimination that you or anyone you know may have endured by a factor of ten or so. That's what your'e up against. Drink in their fountains? No likely to happen. I don't think people get it.

"You've been on the internet!!!!!" "Nooooooo.."

How about.. go on vacation- spend time with family on thanksgiving. Casually ask if Donnie and Rosie are still "an item".

I have a friend that gave his cat a slice of okra. The cat goes bonkers over raw hamburger. After four or five pieces of hamburger, he slipped her the okra. The cat coughed and spit, and would not have anything to do with him for about a day and a half after that.

Oh, that's all.. heh heh

I thought this one deserved a place by itself. Here are a few reasons that apparently are insufficient grounds for dismissal, even in executive positions. 1. Have adultery, with as many women as you can garner. 2. Force female EMPLOYEES to undergo the same. 3. Falsely accuse God's people of some of the worst crimes, harming some irrepairably, with no evidence whatsoever. 4. Waste MILLIONS of the organizations dollars on half-baked, obviously flawed schemes and investments. 5. Fire all of the experts, the ones that really bear the brunt of the organizations real day to day business. 6. Follow orders. Blindly. 7. Publically accuse Jesus of being a devil spirit. Wowser.. 8. Attribute others works to your own efforts. Call it "new light". Forget that it has been documented and around for over a hundered years.. I know there is a lot more..