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  1. John, A person doesnt even have to know Exie and what she went through to know that you sir, are a pri*ck! You, like the leadership in TWI, Dont give a rats a*s about God's people. how phucked up can a mans mind really be?
  2. Look here for pole dancing http://www.polepeople.co.uk/ Belle, You could always go to Build-a-Bear and make him a Grandfather Bear. It's something different and if he is like you, he will get a kick out of it.
  3. jackdaniels

    Coffee

    Raf, I think this is what he wants.
  4. Thin Lizzy, From someone who has just left who has been in for many years, The Way Leadership is not changing. There is many way believers who see whats wrong, some leave, some stand up and say something and get kicked out, others want to stick around and change it. I am very thankful for what I have learned growing up in this ministry, But when the people who are supposed to lead God's people, dont give a flip for the hearts of God's kids, they are no longer representitives of God! Saul was called, Saul turned away from God. It has happened before, Has it happened again?
  5. The Fugitive Harrison Ford Star Wars: A new hope
  6. A few months ago, I told my wife that we had no JOY in our life anymore. Now that we are out, Our lives are full of JOY (& peace)! twi controls people through fear! fear to leave fear to question fear to not attend an event fear of what might happen if you read the internet or talk to someone who has left. twi's only concern is the numbers! more numbers, more abs!
  7. skyrider, Some of us have woken up. and are very much out!!
  8. http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v22/i1/peleg.asp Someone outside the ministry wrote a paper on the days of peleg and lcm told people to order it. I still have mine. (somewhere)
  9. jackdaniels

    SUDOKU

    I solved my first puzzle!! :D
  10. Happy Birthday Belle!!!<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxmk846CQUS' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/13/13_10_9.gif' alt='Birthday Wishes' border=0></a>
  11. WOW...thanks for sharing. it is very healing.
  12. This is old, but funny. I know people that would actually do something like this. Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?" Tech Rep: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?" Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer." Tech Rep: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?" Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive.
  13. An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) An employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square." The president started to laugh and told the woman. that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?" "Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square." "Done," the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind, I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness." "No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently. That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet. The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square. The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then, the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants, so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige. The elderly woman came closer, so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure." The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly, the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that. She replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"
  14. M**K was never Ordained, and is not Clergy He is just a sick son-of-a b**ch!
  15. :wacko: My head hurts reading all of this
  16. Maker's Mark is some good stuff.
  17. you dont want to hear me sing or play the guiter. but no, no relation. but a mighty fine drink.
  18. LOL :)--> OK, how about this? Albert Finney Annie Tim Curry heres one with a few more movies under his belt.
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