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Not really a joke, but, here goes.... Age and treachery will always win out over youth and skill.
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I was wondering, OKC, did you write that, or did you cut and paste it? If you wrote it, congrats, it was rather amusing. If not, well, it was still amusing.
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If I had a nickel for everytime I heard this one, on an uneventful Saturday........ Knock, Knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly, cows go MOO, OWLS go WHO.
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A few question I alway wondered about
Sushi replied to fooledagainII's topic in Doctrinal: Exploring the Bible
QUOTE(fooledagainII @ Jun 6 2008, 07:00 AM) I have some things I alway wanted to know and figured this would be the best place to post. How was the war fought in heaven? Oakspear: By masturbation So, Oakspear, was it a circle jerk or a 'garden' variety sword fight? :blink: -
Obviously, the first name should be Alice (of Honeymooner's fame).
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Uh, Garth, didn't they have to call the fire department to put out the candles at YOUR last birthday? :blink:
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Thanks, Kit. I received my first two advanced manuals yesterday, "Humorously Speaking" (surprise, surprise) and "Interpersonal Communication" along with my certificate of completion. I can't wait for the weekend to get a frame to put it in. It will be prominently displayed in the living room. I'm also waiting for my new nametag (for those reading this, no, it won't be like a WC nametag. I'll still remember the little people who got me there ).
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I tell that one from time to time, I think it's better as an oral joke. Only, I say an Irish pub, and "Where's the bar tender?" VERY few people get it.
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Uh, no thanks, Shell. I have enough problems now. I don't need to be parading them on national TV.
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Let's not forget the other guys who take on instant families. They also toil away at the duties of fatherhood. They too, are worthy of our appreciation.
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Glad you liked it, exc. Helped a bit when I heard it too.
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Maybe this will help. HERE!
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Thank you all, I've reached the age of spiritual perfection.
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Thank you, all. WD, I always wondered something about that group? If ya get the speech wrong do you get to keep toasting until you get it right? Yes, until you run out of bread.
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Not to toot my own horn (but if I don't, no one else will ), but as of June 3, 2008, I finished the Toastmasters Basic Communication Manual. That is the one where you give ten speeches of 5-7 minutes in front of your fellow Toastmasters and are evaluated on them, each one focusing on a different aspect of speech performance. I now am able to put a couple of letters after my name (C.C.).I suppose I could have done it before, but it would have been without Toastmasters International's imprimatur. It is to be hoped, I will be able to start a speech coaching business, with the letters lending credibility. In other Toastmaster related news, I was elected Vice President of Education for my club. It was a landslide victory, since I was running unopposed. I am excited about this, since it means I will be an integral part of the club's success for the coming year. If you have any qualms about public speaking, I would highly recommend finding a Toastmaster's club in your area and jumping in with both feet. Or, putting a toe in the water. However which way you do it, just DO it. HERE!
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Classic Hap. Let's remember, the US has the phrase 'One nation UNDER God'' it does not say EQUAL to Him.
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For some, it's their personality or looks.
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Congrats, Cath, yer doin good AND well.
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Religion and homosexuality are very similar in this respect. I don't care if you do it, just don't shove it down MY throat.
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Wow, I'm on a roll. Two, count em, TWO comments in as many days on something I posted.
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The relevant part is at 6:18, however, enjoy the whole thing.
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*****POSTED BY ABIGAIL********** I forgot Sushi logged back in. Yes, I do. Most Christian and many non-Christian religions teach sex outside of marriage is a sin. Why then, would any non married person need birth control, except to use it while committing a sin? You do realize, Jen, that there are Christians who believe the use of birth control is sin. There are some Jewish people who have similar views towards birth control. I don't want either group dictating such laws to me. I don't wish to have any religious group dictate civil laws to me. From a religious standpoint, I will follow those creeds that fit with my own religious beliefs, but I will not impose those upon another.
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I'm probably wasting my time here, but here's a moment to perhaps lighten things up. As usual, there is adult language and content.