Jump to content
GreaseSpot Cafe

JavaJane

Members
  • Posts

    1,439
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    28

Status Updates posted by JavaJane

  1. it's snowing on the gas pumps...

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      The sky was black... er... white with snow. I think.

    3. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      no worries . . . I'm sure the details will become clearer as you mull this over . . .

    4. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      Don't question me, Bolshevik!!

  2. my suggestion is tantamount to a command.

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      JJ . . . You are WOG, not MOG . . . Perhaps a neutral POG?

    3. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      JOG... I am the JOG

    4. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      Waysider, Ii started singing that song to my 2 year old daughter and she told me "Mama, stop SINGING dat!"

  3. Um... Waiter?

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. OldSkool

      OldSkool

      Mmmm...no. We need to save ABS. Now you need to start being more thankful.

    3. SafePhbiz
    4. aquarrynaxy

      aquarrynaxy

      cholesterol green xanax bar antibiotics D.O. have prescriptive authority cancer half life ativan pharmaceutical product birth control non-prescription buy xanax next day delivery diabetes men's health prescriptive authority [url=http://rchs...

  4. All of my status updates are THEOPNEUSTOS.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      God made it snow in my last status update to show me that if I posted what He taught me He would give me a multi-level marketing scheme that has not been seen since TWI.

    3. waysider

      waysider

      If God breathes, what's it like when he inhales?

    4. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      That's why God lives in the sky Waysider. . . he's always high . . .

  5. I just decided I'm proud of the fact I DECIDED to leave TWI. Yup... I may have been stupid to stay in as long as I did, but I DECIDED to leave on my own.

    1. GT

      GT

      Where's the "Like" button? :)

    2. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      I'd hit "like" and I'm the one who put it up!

    3. GrouchoMarxJr

      GrouchoMarxJr

      Yeah...leaving on your own always adds a special "flavor" to the whole ordeal...

  6. I'll miss you, Grease Spot! I'm over at exwayvision.com now, hope all of you join us!

    1. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      SSHHHH!!! . . . GSC doesn't know we're seeing another site . . . don't want to upset it . . .

    2. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      It's the one who left US, B. Probably sick of all of our bitching about TWI.

    3. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      FINE . . . you burn bridges . . . if that's how you want to live your life . . .

  7. You should feel guilty about condemning yourself.

    1. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      Not sure how to know if that phrase is from God or not . . . I was not edified . . . but I did giggle inside a little . . . which might count as comfort . . . . . . speak on . . . Wise JJ . . .

    2. waysider

      waysider

      I don't feel the least bit sorry about my lack of remorse

    3. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      Sorry, I wasn't subtle enough... EVERYTHING IS OK. There is therefore now no condemnation. We are not under the law... But that only applies to me. The rest of you need to get in line and start submitting, damn it!

  8. Would you like a more than abundant life? I can sell you one for $100 and the price of your soul.

    1. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      **results are not guaranteed... in fact, if you don't get a more than abundant life - it's because you didn't follow the instructions properly. No REFUNDS.

    2. waysider

      waysider

      Well, if it's THAT good, I'll take 2 or 3!

    3. OldSkool

      OldSkool

      me too, and can I have some sprouts with that? or are they extra?

  9. 's garden is raccoon free at last!

    1. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      They will be back . . . and in larger numbers . . .

    2. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      Caught another one two nights ago... you might be right.

  10. Devil spirits are working in the raccoon population to destroy my garden... Maybe I should believe better... or go back to The Way.... Nah, a bad day infested with raccoons is still better than a good day in The Way!

    1. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      Find the one wearing the red spandex and the just been F'd hairdo . . . that's the leader I'm sure of it . . .

    2. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      Bolshie, I just got the Athletes reference... oh, dear, I'm slipping. But now that I got it, I'm laughing imagining all the raccoons doingn the little "SIT" dance!

  11. And there I was - face to face with that little masked bandit!! Caught him red handed drinking the hummingbird feeder. I'll give it to him - that sucker is brave!!!

    1. Nottawayfer

      Nottawayfer

      Are you talking about racoons again? I remember friends trapping them while they waiting for game and fish to pick them up. The little suckers growled terribly when I was giving them food for cryin' out loud!

    2. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      Yup, it's raccoons again. We've been trapping them but I think there are a million others living in the woods behind the house, so the trapping is not working. We purchased a motion sensor sprinkler which seems to be working for now. I haven't had to refill the hummingbird feeder in three days!

  12. Waitress!!!!!

    1. Ham

      Ham

      I hope a Waiter fits the bill here..

  13. twi, my therapist thanks you very much.

  14. it's gonna be a hot one!

  15. Waitress... er, waiter? What's tonight's special?

  16. might need a bigger gun.

  17. And I still find it so hard to say what I need to say. But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me just how I should feel today.

  18. The grabbing hands grab all they can.... everything counts in large amounts.

  19. Human, that must be some seriously stinky coffee!

  20. My spiny fish friend, where did you go?

  21. I miss you!!!!!

  22. Say hello to Mrs B for me!

  23. Thanks, Mr. B!

×
×
  • Create New...