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Dat's de one. ;) George

Not quite that recent. "You built a bomb?" "No, I didn't build a bomb! Don't you read the news? Hundreds of these things come through the mail every day! I just kept one in case I ever needed it!" "I couldn't find the kid a doll. Now, does that make me a bad father? No. But yelling at him for no good reason. Now, that makes me a bad father." "Look, we get one chance a year to prove we're not screw-ups, and what do we do? We screw it up!" "I remember a few years ago, I really wanted to do something special for Jamie. So, I built him his own clubhouse. It came out great. Oh , well the door was a little crooked, right? The roof didn't sit quite right. But you should have seen his face light up! Ah, when he saw that, he was so excited. We played in that clubhouse the entire day. He even made us Christmas dinner in it." "They sit there and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talking about because I went to junior college for a semester and I studied psychology so I'm right in there, I know what's going on. And then they sit there and they make your children feel like garbage and you, the father, who's working 24/7 delivering mail so you can make an alimony payment to a woman that slept with everybody at the post office, but me! And then when you get the toy, it breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic!" George

"They sit there and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talking about because I went to junior college for a semester and I studied psychology so I'm right in there, I know what's going on. And then they sit there and they make your children feel like garbage and you, the father, who's working 24/7 delivering mail so you can make an alimony payment to a woman that slept with everybody at the post office, but me! And then when you get the toy, it breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic!" "We get one day a year to prove we're not screw-ups and what do we do? We screw it up." George

"A Few Good Men" I'll post a new one a little later. George

Lord of the Rings (any) Orlando Bloom Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl George

Yes. You're up! George

Broadcast News Holly Hunter The Piano George

Hopefully, we've got Halle Berry/Catwoman out of our systems for a while... :) Miss Congeniality Sandra Bullock Speed George

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I figured it was one of the Godfather movies, but I haven't seen any of them. My father hung me on a hook, once, Johnny. ONCE!!! George

Winona Ryder Great Balls of Fire Dennis Quaid George

A good guess. You're up. George

That actually sounds familiar. George

Now that you mention it -- yes! George

Yes. It is. George

The Outsiders Diane Lane Hollywoodland George

"Why am I doing this, again?" "When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack." "And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?" "I don't remember telling you to do that." "Someone must have ripped the "Q" section out of my dictionary, 'cause I don't know the meaning of the word "quit"." "Really. You're... you're all superheroes." "Well, we fight crime. Call it what you will." "You encased your father's skull in a bowling ball???" "Don't be ridiculous. I had the pro shop do it." George

OK, then. "The Jimmy Dean Show" Wasn't Rowlph the first Muppet? A rock band made up of a beagle, a gorilla, a lion, and an elephant. George

One last try. Sheriff Hand has to face the vengeance of a student he failed in history years ago. He gets no help from Brad Hamilton, Mike Davone, or even Jeff Spicoli. Only his wife stands with him. Starring Gary Cooper as Sheriff Hand. George

Catwoman Sharon Stone The Quick and the Dead George

I guess you just need to say that if a line is "straight up and down" (or parallel to the Y-axis), its slope is undefined, because slope = (delta Y)/(delta X), but between any two points on the line, delta X = 0. Just as the term 5/0 is undefined (there is no number X such that 0X=5), so is the slope of a line parallel to the Y-axis. I could see how one might call that "no slope," although that would be an imprecise description. This is, of course, different from zero slope, which would be a horizontal line (parallel to the X-axis), since for any two points on the line, delta Y = 0. George

George of the Jungle Thomas Haden Church Tombstone George

"You encased your father's skull in a bowling ball???" "Don't be ridiculous. I had the pro shop do it." George

Ah, I remember it well. Your clue should be good enough to let another get it, so I'll pass, for now. :) George

Although you never actually used the phrase, "The Cosby Show," I'll give it to you. Go dig up videos of the opening music sequences from the various seasons. I think the Caribbean version was my favorite. You're up. George