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GeorgeStGeorge

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  1. This one needs two lines. The first barely narrows it down. ;) "I'll be back!" "Only in the reruns, darlin'." George
  2. "You are dealing with the daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx and the Holy Rings of Betazed!" "Ow, not my ear, please!" "Yes, and I know where it hurts the most, you little troll!" "All of us have had these assignments, Doctor." "Have you, sir?" "As a matter of fact, Curzon Dax used to take perverse pleasure in assigning me to take care of V.I.P. guests." "Ah, so now you take the same perverse pleasure in doing it to me." "Exactly." "Think of it as an opportunity, Doctor. You never know when a friendly ambassador is going to be in the right place at the right time to help your career." "Another hour with them could destroy my career!" "It's a simple job: just keep them happy, and away from me." "Simple? Nothing makes them happy! They are dedicated to being UN-happy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go! They are the Ambassadors of Unhappy!" "All the men I've known have needed to be shaped and molded and manipulated. Finally I've met a man who knows how to do it himself." "There was a minor incident at the bar that I helped her with, and now she's... grateful." "What's the problem?" "The manner in which she expresses her gratitude." "What seems to be the problem?" "Well, my brooch has been stolen. It's been in my family for 36 generations, it's absolutely priceless and I want it back!" "You're certain you were wearing it today?" "Yes, of course I'm certain. I never use this hair without it." "Procreation does not require changing how you smell, or writing bad poetry, or sacrificing various plants to serve as tokens of affection." George
  3. "Sunshine Superman" by Donovan. The only pop song I know of with "Green Lantern" in the lyrics! :lol: I see a red door, and I want... George
  4. I seem to remember a film with Jean Reno as a professional assassin and a young girl he grudgingly protects. It was a while ago, so maybe that was Portman. I think it was called "The Professional." George
  5. So what happened with the heat at your house? George
  6. I always preferred the Linda Ronstadt version. The Everly Brothers' version strikes me as too whiny. Anyway, you're up, Waysider. George
  7. I know even less about Macs. I run Windows XP. (I know, I know. That's SO last week!) George
  8. "The Martians had no resistance to the bacteria in our atmosphere to which we have long since become immune. Once they had breathed our air, germs, which no longer affect us, began to kill them. The end came swiftly. All over the world, their machines began to stop and fall. After all that men could do had failed, the Martians were destroyed and humanity was saved by the littlest things, which God, in His wisdom, had put upon this Earth." George
  9. "Auld Lang Syne." I figured I'd let someone else have it, but... I've been cheated... George
  10. Rhinestone Dolly Parton Nine to Five George
  11. That was "One More Repossession (and I'll Be out of Debt)" by Perfect Stracnger FREE POST! George
  12. Would it help to say that the title of the movie is a type of car? George
  13. "Think of it as an opportunity, Doctor. You never know when a friendly ambassador is going to be in the right place at the right time to help your career." "Another hour with them could destroy my career!" "It's a simple job: just keep them happy, and away from me." "Simple? Nothing makes them happy! They are dedicated to being UN-happy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go! They are the Ambassadors of Unhappy!" "All the men I've known have needed to be shaped and molded and manipulated. Finally I've met a man who knows how to do it himself." "There was a minor incident at the bar that I helped her with, and now she's... grateful." "What's the problem?" "The manner in which she expresses her gratitude." "What seems to be the problem?" "Well, my brooch has been stolen. It's been in my family for 36 generations, it's absolutely priceless and I want it back!" "You're certain you were wearing it today?" "Yes, of course I'm certain. I never use this hair without it." "Procreation does not require changing how you smell, or writing bad poetry, or sacrificing various plants to serve as tokens of affection." George
  14. Ummm... "Enter" is also known as the Return key... Sorry for hijacking this thread. I don't know anything about Windows 7. George
  15. Yeah. You know... I get the funniest looks from everyone I meet! :P George
  16. Misspelled, but our judges will accept it! ;) George
  17. Excie, As determined in other threads, it appears that IE7 has this "split reply window" problem. I don't know if an upgrade to IE8 will help. You can download Mozilla Firefox for free; it doesn't have the problem. Or try this "workaround": When your post gets to the top of that annoying toolbar, hit enter enough times to get the reply to start scrolling. That will move your reply up so that you can see more. Not perfect, but I do it if I'm here in IE7. George
  18. "Jingle Bells" of course! Here we come, walking down the street... George
  19. This movie has been done on this thread before, but there are MANY memorable lines, so... Let me get this straight. You believe that your employer, one of the richest and most powerful men in the world, is a costumed vigilante who regularly beats criminals to a pulp with his bare fists, and your plan is to BLACKMAIL HIM? Good Luck! George
  20. My favorite part is at the end when even the bank auditors throw in some cash and join the singing! :) George
  21. "Second Hand Lions" ws a fine movie, but yes, a bit obscure for this thread. Krys's line sounds like it's from a Peter Pan movie. I'll guess "Hook." George
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