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That was "One More Repossession (and I'll Be out of Debt)" by Perfect Stracnger FREE POST! George

Would it help to say that the title of the movie is a type of car? George

Need more clues... George

"Think of it as an opportunity, Doctor. You never know when a friendly ambassador is going to be in the right place at the right time to help your career." "Another hour with them could destroy my career!" "It's a simple job: just keep them happy, and away from me." "Simple? Nothing makes them happy! They are dedicated to being UN-happy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go! They are the Ambassadors of Unhappy!" "All the men I've known have needed to be shaped and molded and manipulated. Finally I've met a man who knows how to do it himself." "There was a minor incident at the bar that I helped her with, and now she's... grateful." "What's the problem?" "The manner in which she expresses her gratitude." "What seems to be the problem?" "Well, my brooch has been stolen. It's been in my family for 36 generations, it's absolutely priceless and I want it back!" "You're certain you were wearing it today?" "Yes, of course I'm certain. I never use this hair without it." "Procreation does not require changing how you smell, or writing bad poetry, or sacrificing various plants to serve as tokens of affection." George

"Network" George

Ummm... "Enter" is also known as the Return key... Sorry for hijacking this thread. I don't know anything about Windows 7. George

Yeah. You know... I get the funniest looks from everyone I meet! :P George

Misspelled, but our judges will accept it! ;) George

Excie, As determined in other threads, it appears that IE7 has this "split reply window" problem. I don't know if an upgrade to IE8 will help. You can download Mozilla Firefox for free; it doesn't have the problem. Or try this "workaround": When your post gets to the top of that annoying toolbar, hit enter enough times to get the reply to start scrolling. That will move your reply up so that you can see more. Not perfect, but I do it if I'm here in IE7. George

"Jingle Bells" of course! Here we come, walking down the street... George

This movie has been done on this thread before, but there are MANY memorable lines, so... Let me get this straight. You believe that your employer, one of the richest and most powerful men in the world, is a costumed vigilante who regularly beats criminals to a pulp with his bare fists, and your plan is to BLACKMAIL HIM? Good Luck! George

My favorite part is at the end when even the bank auditors throw in some cash and join the singing! :) George

"Second Hand Lions" ws a fine movie, but yes, a bit obscure for this thread. Krys's line sounds like it's from a Peter Pan movie. I'll guess "Hook." George

I don't know. I run IE7. George

Yes. :) George

No. I don't recall anyone being electrocuted in that movie. Good guess, though! George

It seems that a number of people are having this problem. Can anyone fix it? George

Several of them wear costumes...

Probably need another line... George

An oldie but a goodie. Not funny, but charming. George

Sesquipedalian, adj. given to using long words, especially when short ones will do. (From sesqui: one-and-a-half and pedis: foot) Martindale's sesquipedalian antics did not disguise his lack of scholarship. George

Joan Allen Face/Off John Travolta George

I told my boss where to get off two months ago today Now the bills are pilling high and they're hauling things away They took the living room sofa, the Kool-Aid stains and all Now my butt's down on a hardwood floor and my back's against the wall Last night I turned in early 'cause they turned off lights The repo man took my truck in the middle of the night Things are gone to pieces you know the times are hard When you have to use your Visa just to pay your Mastercard George

"I didn't save anybody. I just, I kept a bunch of jabbering gooks off my lawn, that's all." "Shut up, *****. What is all this "bro" s---, anyway? You wanna be Super Spade or something? These guys don't wanna be your bro and I don't blame them. Now get your ofay Paddy foot on down the road." "Jesus, Mary and Joseph. These Hmong broads are like badgers. " "What would I want?" "I don't know... Your wife's already gone through all of your mother's jewelry." 1 "Now you just gotta learn how guys talk. You just listen to the way Martin and I batter it back and forth. You OK? You're ready?" 2 "Sure." 1 "Alright, let's go in.... 3 "Perfect! a Polack AND a Chink!" 1 "How ya doin' Martin, you crazy Italian prick?" 3 "Walt! You cheap bastard! I should have known you'd come in, I was having such a pleasant day!" 1 "What'd you do? Jew some poor blind guy out of his money? Gave him the wrong change?" 3 "Who's the nip?" 1 "Oh .... He's a ***** kid from next door. I'm trying to man him up a little bit." "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." "Why didn't you call the police?" "Well you know, I prayed for them to come but nobody answered." "I don't care about him." "You hang out with him, you teach him to fix things, you saved him from that f---ed cousin of ours." "Watch your language, lady." "And you're a better man to him than our own father was. You're a good man." "I'm not a good man. Get me another beer, Dragon Lady. This one's empty." "Yeah, well, you were blowing it with that girl who was there. Not that I give two sh--s about a toad like you." "You don't know what you're talking about." "You're wrong, eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it, it was the best thing ever happened to me. Hands down. But you, you know, you're letting Click-Clack, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan just walk out with Miss What's-her-face. She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why!" George