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One of the Joker's many "origin stories" in The Dark Knight. George

Thanks, cman. Incidentally, I first became aware of this when I got a warning that my virus vault was "full." I don't know how long it's supposed to go before deleting the files (I still don't understand why it doesn't do it immediately); but I manually deleted them (not the vault itself, of course). George

And not looking pregnant. But, we'll see. George

Real Genius Jon Gries Napoleon Dynamite George

If the girls had had a paper and pencil, maybe they would have attached a note to their cell phone and set it adrift in the storm drain! George

My latest phone bill had an item attached for a monthly charge of ~$15 for "mydietonline.com." I called the phone company and had it canceled (though I did have to pay for one month). Although she swears she did no such thing, my wife apparently had "ordered" the service online. I now suspect that she "took a survey" or clicked a "discount" button with unintended consequences. George

I finally saw the "guitar fighter" line. "Desperado"? George

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Presently, my antivirus software is the free AVG 8.5. (I also use Spybot and Advanced System Care to keep things "clean.") Apparently, a Trojan virus has attacked my computer, and the AVG software can't "heal" it, so it puts it in a "vault." What does that mean? Why doesn't it just erase the virus program, since it can obviously detect it? I found the "vault" on my C-drive. Should I just delete all the files in it? Is there a good way to "heal" this Trojan? George

Prairie Home Companion Kevin Kline Dave George

I don't care how wonderful Facebook is. HELLOOOO! Cell PHONE! George

No idea. :( George

My computer won't run whatever the link was, but if it's an NCIS episode, I agree. Great show. One of the few that I watch on network TV (especially if you don't count FOX or CW). Ziva will be fully re-instated. It's only a matter of time. George

This is a pretty recent movie, and did well in the box office, so I expect that someone should get it! George

I never really wondered about that. Of course, it was shown in "Enterprise" that many Klingons became "smooth-headed" due to the Augment virus; many resorted to plastic surgery to regain the "bone-headed" look. This would explain the various versions of Kang, Kor, and Koloth; but Kahless would have pre-dated the Augment virus by centuries. I guess it makes sense that Kirk, having seen only "smooth-headed" Klingons, would picture Kahless that way. George

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Cue the men with the fife and drums! ;) "Green Acres" it is. George

Doctrine and practice, doctrine and practice. :) I've been thinking about those girls. I bet if they were lost on a road, in a car with a full tank of gas, they'd blow up the car, hoping someone would see them! George

Okay, let's get a bit more obvious... "Gentlemen, I'm surprised at you. The American farmer didn't get where he is today by celebrating Christmas with phony trees and wax popcorn, plastic candy canes. Gentlemen, to the American farmer Christmas is real. He goes out with ax in hand, chops down his own tree, brings it back, garlands it with strings of popcorn from his own corn crib, makes cider from his own apple trees. And when Christmas carols ring out in the still of the night, he looks up to the sky and says, 'I'm proud to be an American farmer on Christmas.'" "Why do you want to irritate your corn?" "Irrigate. It means put water on it. "Won't that irritate it?" "While yer away on yer trip, I thought you might like to avail yerself of Haney's Farm Mindin' Service." "HANEY'S FARM MINDING SERVICE?" "Yessir, at Haney's Farm Mindin' Service, for a nom-yew-nal fee we will move into yer house, eat yer food, drink yer likker, and turn away any unwanted relatives that might show up at yer door." "How 'bout a dehydrated chicken?" "A dehydrated chicken?" "Yeah. Just add water and bones, and let it sit for a couple hours, and you might have your own reconstituted chicken." "That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard." "Why don't we give away this one?" "No, that's the dress I graduated from high school in." "How about this one?" "That's the dress I wore the first day of college." [holding a black, low-cut dress] "What about this one?" "That's the one I got expelled in." George

Getting help the hard way :lol: George

Now, see, THAT's the kind of quote we're looking for. "Popeye." "At my age, I've learned three things: Never pass up a bathroom; never waste and erection; and never trust a fart." George

You'll have to forgive T-Bone. He has this habit of rambling on and on... George

Even if you didn't like the show, you have to admit that working "Ballet Russe" into the theme song was inventive! New show: "How 'bout a dehydrated chicken?" "A dehydrated chicken?" "Yeah. Just add water and bones, and let it sit for a couple hours, and you might have your own reconstituted chicken." "That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard." Why don't we give away this one?" "No that's the dress I graduated from high school in." "How about this one?" "That's the dress I wore the first day of college." [holding a black, low-cut dress] "What about this one?" "That's the one I got expelled in." George

One might be tempted to guess a Bond film from the last quote, but I think it's probably another action guy. Wild guess: "XXX" (Triple X) George

"Poppo" sounds like Patty Duke's name for her Dad, so I'll guess "The Patty Duke Show." George