Steve!

Hmmmm, the scariest movie I've ever seen would have to be . . . "Power For Abundant Living"

Not one mention of Pink Floyd? Almost every one of their songs has a distinctive opening. And of course there's always the Moody Blues.

To a dog, you are family. To a cat, you are staff.

KULTWELLE And don't try going to the newspapers, or to any bleevers, or ANYBODY, because they JUST. . .WON'T . . . BELIEVE YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAAAAA! Chips Rear, here, is going to give you each $20 and a U-Haul. You've got 1 hour to get the hell out of Veg World. INDY You haven't seen the last of me, Kultwelle! KULTWELLE Haaaahahahaha! You think you matter? HA! My bank account matters! The notches on my headboard matter! Hey, where's PYT? KULTWELLE wanders off CHIPS REAR I've got a gun and I know how to use it. Move it on out, now, you SOB's, before I pop you full of lead! INDY We'll just see about that. Later, in Philadelphia . . . INDY Why do I feel so awake now? What happened? Where have I been? KARL It's the effects of VegWorld wearing off. You haven't had any VegWater or VegVOVBurgers in a while, so the chemicals flush out of your system. Do you know where you are? INDY Last thing I remember, I was in Jubbulpore, India, and some guy said "Pay-wer". KARL Well, Indy, that was 20 years ago. INDY My God! The University? My inheritance? My dog Toto? KARL History, my man. INDY We've got to come up with a plan. We've got to stop Kultwelle before he ruins more lives! Something's got to be done! next?

Pay It Forward would be a pretty tragic movie if it was a better movie. Bittersweet. Speaking of bittersweet - "Life Is Beautiful" is amazingly sad and happy and tragic and triumphant.

Polyester. It was SO bad. Bad plot, horrible acting, bad actors. Plus it was a "scratch 'n sniff" movie - they handed out scratch 'n sniff cards when you went in. The cards had numbers on them, and every so often a number would flash on the screen, you'd scratch that number, and smell the movie. They had onions, roses, and yes, farts. It was so bad it brought tears to my eyes, and for the first time ever, I got up and left before it was over. Smatter of fact, I don't think I've done that since.

Have a Wacky birthday, happy! Er, umm, oh you know what I mean!

(plaintively)Zix . . .? Pirate . . .?

Our cat is a strange one. I think she's part feral. She does a lot of things I've never seen any cat do before, and I've had 20 cats before this one, at various times. When she pees, she puts her butt right up against the litter, so it makes no noise. Even when she was just 8 weeks old (she's about 8 months now), she could get up on the dining room table and run off with a chicken leg - not drag it, not eat it right there, she would run off with it and eat it under a bed. She picked up the feather duster in her mouth and ran off with it, too. If you offer her a treat, she snatches it from your hand and runs off with it. I'm training her not to do that anymore, and she is learning, but she'll still do that sometimes. She's very sneaky and very fast. But quite adorable.

continued . . . HERR TOCKTOR KULTWELLE Not so fast! The music SWELLS DRAMATICALLY... INDY/KARL (in unison) Consternation! Uproar! INDY What are you going to do to us? Kill us? KULTWELLE You wish! That would be far too easy! KARL Then what? KULTWELLE Oh, I'm going to do something much much worse! I'm going to have my way with your wives! And then I'm going to KICK YOUR SORRY @SSES OUT of my MIN-USS-TREE. I'm going to shame you, and degrade you, and drag your names through the mud, and accuse you of all sorts of horrible crimes against humanity and Der Veg. INDY You don't mean . . .! KULTWELLE Yes!!! Mark And AvoidTM!!! INDY (very pale and shaky now) Not that! Anything but that! How could you be so inhuman? KULTWELLE Oh, ya know, it gets easier as time goes by. And as I get older, I get weepier and weepier - I'll cry a little tear for you after you are out in the streets. A tear from laughing so hard!! Now that you have been out of your field of work for so many years, and all of your wealth is in my pocket - well, in my ashtrays, anyway - and all of your best years are behind you and you can NEVER! hahaha NEVER catch up to where you should be financially - now that you're basically F****D, I've got NO MORE USE for you. That PYT wife of yours, on the other hand . . . SHE'LL make a nice notch on my headboard! INDY (retching!) I've got dirt on others! I can tell you who's a homo! I know who has a pet! KULTWELLE You think I don't know all that already? Nothing you say can save your sorry behind now, Mister Indy Anna "I'm not such a bigshot anymore" Jones! next!

Um, NotAWayferNoMore, one slight correction, please. You said, Actually, Rozilla Rivenfart has known about it since at least 1995 - there is a court document that says so. So I would imagine (and it has been attested to) that the other members of the BOT knew about it back then as well.

I notice that el Conejo Rafael has not posted in the last 24 hours. It must be because he is a COWARD! He is a bully and a coward. And it must be sheer embarassment that I caught him in such a glaring error of grammar. Anyway, I'm not here to point fingers, merely to pull them. LarryP, your words cause a stirring in my being. I begin to feel the blood flow like I haven't for many a year. My expectations are rising. I feel the heat burning, and I ache for the release that one achieves when in the presence of such greatness. I see that you are getting such an upswelling of support from all of these other posters! Oh sure, some of the words of ex10 are moist, but the motions I feel when she speaks cause me to lose control. In response, I believe I must thrust in this point: She KNOWS who's her daddy! Now that this thread has reached a climax, we can all bask in the afterglow attendant upon LarryP's pronouncements.

I'm in Vancouver, BC, on a rent-a-puter, so I can't post the next installment. Sorry, but someone else will have to fill in for me. I get home Monday night. But golly! this is fun!

LarryP - are you aware that LarryP backwards id Pyrral? What a principle! Oh the humanity. Anyway, I have come to worship at the altar of ThLarryP, Zixar, and Rafael. Anyone who so seriously adores docvic(praise be his name) deserves my respect and admiration, and yes, even my tithe. Henceforth I'll be sending each of you 2 cents per month in perpetuity until docvic(praise be his name) has died.

Rafael - again with the errors of grammar! It's NOT "Jerry and I", it's "Jerry and me." If you disagree, just leave out the "Jerry and". You wouldn't accuse I, you would accuse ME. Therefore you would accuse Jerry and ME. If you weren't a journalist, I would leave this alone, but alas! being anal-retentive is an entirely thankless job, but what the hell.

INT - INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS SPARKLY THINGY ROOM INDY What the f- ARCHER We rescued you from the Splintnoid Nebula, what do you say? INDY What the f- ARCHER That's not how we talk in the 22nd century. What do you say? INDY Um, thanks, I guess? But I think I'm in the wrong movie. ARCHER You mean you're not a Condractian Elpil? INDY NO! Put me back! ARCHER If you insist . . . Incredibly Dangerous Sparkly Thingy emits a shower of sparks, a belch, and then Indy reappears back in the prison. PRISONER Where'd YOU go? and why'd you come back? INDY Um, skip it. I came back because my family and friends are all in Kultwelle's Kult. I'm Indiana Jones, by the way. PRISONER My friends call me Carl but you can call me Karl. I came here to write a book, Der Veg Living on Lust, but they caught me. INDY Now what? KARL Well, we can use this spare set of keys I have in my pocket . . . Scene next anyone?

Scene IV INT - DER VEG TRAILER #4, HQ GROUNDS INDY speaking in hushed tones to yet another PYT, now his wife I'm starting to think that maybe some things around here could use a little bit of changing. PYT Oh, really? Such as what? INDY Well, you know this 3x3 rule they have - no one shall go anywhere unless your group is a three-some. I think maybe I should be able to go to the bathroom without 2 other people. PYT Hmmm. Interesting. So you're saying that HERR DOKTOR KULTWELLE IS WRONG!?? Who the hell are YOU to question leadersh!t? I've had my suspicions about you for some time now, and I can see that I was right! 4 BLESPA TROLLS COME BURSTING THROUGH THE DOOR BLESPA TROLL #1 Come viss us. You may veel differently after spendink a night in ze cooler. Consider yourzelf to be on Spiritzual Pro-bay-zhun. You must write on ze blackboard 5000 times "I WILL NOT QVESTION DOKTOR KULTWELLE" INDY sotto voce I've got to get out of here! Scene 5, anyone?

INT - COFFEESHOP, NEW KULTVILLE, OHIO INDIANA JONES If you ignore the absurd leaps in logic, and if you take Dr. Kultwelle's word for it that there really was a snowstorm in July in the middle of Death Valley, and if you ignore the places where he twists scripture to suit his own ends - then it fits! It really fits! It all hangs together, like a foot in a glove! WITNESSEE (pretty young thang) Oh, I don't care about all that! Does this guy have lots of money, and charisma, and power? INDY Wait a minute. Don't you care that Dr. Kultwelle spent over 40 years copying the works of other Christian authors? Don't you care that he wrote a book, and that if he could he would die for you? PYT As if. Show me the money! INDY Hold on a second, toots. In MY movies, *I'M* the one that's supposed to get the girl! PYT Oh, is that why you carry that bullwhip around with you? INDY We can talk about that later. First I've got to know right now - are you going to take this class on Pay-wer for Abhorrent Living or not? PYT Oh, all right, as long as I get to sleep with Dr. Kultwelle! But right now I'm starving! How come our waitress hasn't brought our food yet? WAITRESS Hey, Chef, hurry up with those 2 Blue Pate specials. But shouldn't they be called Blue Plate? DR. PHLOX No, I can assure you that they should not. And tell that reporter at the counter that the dwindling number of homeless people in this town is purely coincidental with the opening of this restaurant! By the way, when you are finished with your liver, can I have it? Scene 3 - Interior, H. Old-one's office UNKY HOWARD the DUCK Well, Indy, we've taken into account your tremendous skill with ancient languages, and your amazing research talents, and we've decided that the perfect job for you here at the Worldwide International Headquarters of Kultwelle, Incorporated is . . . INDY Yes? yes? HOWARD Second assistant to the Porta-potty coordinator! INDY Honey wagon duty??!? I gave up all of my ancient artifacts, my professorship at Ancient Worlds University, my girlfriend, and my house, to be on honey wagon duty? Scene 4 goes here

And the Herbal Essence commercial where the guy washes his hair and his shout lasts a second and a half, and the woman, timing him, gets a look of "why me?" on her face? how bout that one?

Gee, thanks 6R, now I have to clean coffee off of my monitor! the Great Pumpkin, indeed! Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - oh, wait, that was used already Note: very obscure joke Indiana Jones and the Fountain of Living Waters Indiana Jones Raw is War! Indiana Jones Crosses the Bridge Into the Promised Land Indiana Jones IV - the Wrath of Khan Indiana Jones and God's Spit 6R, I think that perhaps a script would be in order, don't you? After all, those Boobyprize, er, Enterprise scripts you wrote were pretty funny! Perhaps "Indiana Jones and the Evil Cult".

MJ - I think you add a lot of value to GS. Abi - What horrible teachers! I teach part-time at a University here in Chicago, and I only tell people not to answer questions because they answer too many questions - but I make it clear that that's why! I would NEVER tell people to shut up that way! I even had an autistic student last term that kept saying, "If the majority of the students in the class get an 'A', then the professor will shave his head and his mustache." He would say this every week, but STILL I never told him to shut up. Of course, I would say, "No, Derek, that's not going to happen." But I didn't shut him up!

Jerry - Shmegel-uh? Did you perhaps mean Meshuggeneh?

Did you really? Me too. Eugene for 6 months in 79-80 WOW year, then Lincon City 6 months, then Po'land for 4 years, 80-84.

Alfie - Yes, I agree, Oldiesman does seem like a nice guy, but way too often he appears to be arguing just for the sake of arguing.

I think that WG has a very valid question. I don't think the answer would make much difference to many of the people that have set their opinions in stone, however. Did any of the women go to worldy authorities? police? FBI? etc. I for one find that the testimony of so many women is highly credible. There are too many witnesses corroborating each other for this to be a lie. I suppose those that still refuse to believe it probably still believe that the Holocaust didn't happen, because that was the official TWI line.