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WordWolf

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  1. "Kent puts his name on his license plates." "My Mom does the same thing with my underwear." "Your Mom puts license plates on your underwear? How do you sit?"' REAL GENIUS.
  2. Anna Paquin X-Men Halle Berry Ian Mc Kellen
  3. "Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me. The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me. Whatever tickles your fancy. Girl, me and you like Syd and Nancy." "I used to think that happy endings were only in the books I read. But you made me feel alive when I was almost dead. You filled that empty space with the love I used to chase, and as far as I can see it don't get better than this." "I can feel too much is never enough. You're always there to lift me up. When these times get rough I was lost Now I'm found Ever since you've been around. You're the women that I want So yo, I'm putting it down. Come my lady Come come my lady."
  4. "Yeah, man, he had an accident-he fell backwards on a knife 27 times." "What's going on? What happened?" "I don't know. Maybe a ship sank." "Somebody drown?" "We're watching the sunset." "Yeah, right." "Really, what happened?" "The sun is setting, can't you see it?" "Don't give us that, the sun sets every night!" "Yeah, and we come out every night to watch it. Isn't it beautiful?" "Maybe we should check this out." "Yeah, well, it better be good." "What the hell are we doing in Key West?" "It's as far south as we can go without having to speak Spanish." " These vest aren't very effective if you get shot in the face." "I need it for lower back support." " You're under arrest! You know the routine." ............. "Very good. You have the right to remain silent. Now what else? *wham* WHAT ELSE?" "Anything I say may be used against me in a court of law." "That's two, you're doing great. Now what's next?" "I have the right to an attorney. If I cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to me by the court." "Yeah! Yeah. Now do you understand these rights you just explained to us?" "Oh yeah." "It is such a pleasure to deal with professionals. Refreshing." "You gonna die for this!" "Oooh!" "I can feel the tension in the air!"
  5. They're The Banana Splits. (BTW, Mrs Wolf guessed it, also.)
  6. "Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me. The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me. Whatever tickles your fancy. Girl, me and you like Syd and Nancy." "I used to think that happy endings were only in the books I read. But you made me feel alive when I was almost dead. You filled that empty space with the love I used to chase, and as far as I can see it don't get better than this."
  7. "Yeah, man, he had an accident-he fell backwards on a knife 27 times." "What's going on? What happened?" "I don't know. Maybe a ship sank." "Somebody drown?" "We're watching the sunset." "Yeah, right." "Really, what happened?" "The sun is setting, can't you see it?" "Don't give us that, the sun sets every night!" "Yeah, and we come out every night to watch it. Isn't it beautiful?" "Maybe we should check this out." "Yeah, well, it better be good." "What the hell are we doing in Key West?" "It's as far south as we can go without having to speak Spanish."
  8. Halle Berry Catwoman Benjamin Bratt
  9. Once Upon A Time in Mexico Johnny Depp Edward Scissorhands
  10. "Yeah, man, he had an accident-he fell backwards on a knife 27 times."
  11. Since I'm right... "Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me. The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me. So whatever tickles your fancy. Girl, you and me like Syd and Nancy."
  12. That's Smash Mouth. No, seriously, that's "Mystery Men." THIS is Smash Mouth.
  13. Are they flipping like a pancake and popping like a cork?
  14. It's Led Zeppelin's "The Immigrant Song." And I am now unable to hear the song without picturing the Viking Kittens. http://www.public.asu.edu/~mharp/viking_kittens/VikingKitten.htm (alternate link to the same video) http://www.joelrane.com/kittens.html
  15. At least the people who write "Jeopardy" thought this was a good clue to identify a movie in one quote.... "How ironic, Tony! Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it its best one ever! And now, I'm going to kill you with it!"
  16. Jessica Rabbit said it in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
  17. Nevertheless, that's the name. The band is "Chumbawamba." My favorite line from any of their songs is from "Amnesia." "Do you suffer from long-term memory loss? I don't remember."
  18. I recognize Mr Hand and Jeff Spicoli, but not the others.
  19. "Don't cry for me, next door neighbor." "Oh Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy." "He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink. He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink. He sings the songs that remind him of the good times. He sings the songs that remind him of the best times."
  20. "Don't cry for me, next door neighbor." "Oh Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy."
  21. lcm was dumb as a stone. rfr cozied up to his wife as an inroads to getting into his inner circle, and, apparently, convinced him he could trust her. After that, it was only a matter of time while she positioned herself to be at an advantage once the law inevitably caught up with lcm. The man was convinced by vpw that some criminal acts were perfectly fine and to be recommended-so he was surprised when he got busted for them...
  22. No chance at all it is "Los Luchadores", I suppose. That was a Saturday-morning live-action show which had masked wrestlers, I remember that much.
  23. Kuffs Christian Slater Murder in the First
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