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Human without the bean

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  1. I hear a couple of things when I read these lyrics. Billy Joels????? Wait a minute, now I got it. Hey now get your game on go play. "All Star" ~Smashmouth~
  2. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway every Saturday. Course the seats were originally brown leather. Now they're a pitiful red. QANTAS. QANTAS never crashed. Can you believe I conceived him with one testicle? No really, it's true. I only have one because the other one never dropped. It's called an undescending testicle. It's uh, not uncommon. But look at him! Imagine what he would've looked like if I had two!
  3. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway every Saturday. Course the seats were originally brown leather. Now they're a pitiful red. QANTAS. QANTAS never crashed.
  4. He seem so, doesn't he George? Yes. He was a cheerleader. The others were FDR, George W, and Ronald Reagan and another who you wouldn't figure would be a cheerleader but was Dwight D Eisenhower. Presidential trivia is fascinating isn't it, well, this one not so much. But I noticed that average height of U.S. presidents is 5' 11 in.. There hasn't been a president elected below that height since Jimmie Carter at 5' 9.5 inches who still in 1976 was an inch and a half taller than the average male. We like our presidents tall, and in long knickers stockings doing cartwheels. You're up.
  5. Yes, he was the one exception I did, but that was a bit of an ambiguous statement. They were U.S presidents in the early to mid-20th century, but were cheerleaders much earlier than that, circa 1903-1930. George will you try not to get to fussy about that, you may make me feel like HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey... such as, " Look George, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over". So the score is George one and Raf one. I'm looking for two, but one more from the others that have not been named yet to win the round. Come on now boys, can we have a sense of humor about this. This is America. Home of the brave and Land of the free. Why so matter of fact? Yes, it matters, but can we just play along and have some fun while doing it? So, George was correct, George. I get the sense that you're proofreading me George. Is that the teacher in you? So, I made an ambiguous statement about the early 20th c. presidents. They would all be way over 100 years old now if they were alive. In fact, the other two were born in the 19th c. Does that help George? "I love this ground rush sheit man".
  6. You got one. Man, I would pay to see Herbert Hoover in a cheerleading uniform. That would have been something to see. Reagan was a cheerleader.
  7. More lines. "97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll". "Here I am, goin' to Florida, my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and like that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself".
  8. Well scratch that then, Martin Scorsese directed "No Direction Home" and ~The Killer's video directed by Tim Burton. Four U.S presidents were cheerleaders in their respective colleges before becoming the most powerful men in the world. Too be fair three of the former presidents cheered for their teams back in the early 20th century. Name two or three?
  9. Jimmie Carter of course the only Peace Prize recipient to receive the Nobel while not being a sitting president. Who directed the 2005 documentary "No Direction Home: Bob Dylan? Or, Who directed ~The Killers~ music video "Bones" in 2006? Get one and take the round.
  10. No waysider, I do recognize the song but could I just have another clue cuz I can't past those lyrics.
  11. There it is. Honestly, I wasn't aware of those lyrics myself. I only caught my son singing them out loud and thought "those are catchy lines". You're go WordWolf.
  12. [First line] "Well, just look at that girl with the lights comin' up in her eyes" All the guys on the corner stand back and let her walk on by
  13. Both lines are from the same movie. Let's see if another line clicks. "Your a monster Zork"! "I know".
  14. "Blue jeans sitting on the beach Her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach She's got a body under that shirt But all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt"
  15. No doubt about it, this is "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" "Big, Bada, Big, Boom, "Big Bada Boom" (Hope this is easy?) It's not is it? Let's do something else then. "Are you classified as human"? "Negative, I am a meat popsicle".
  16. Is that Frank Sinatra's "Strangers in the Night"?
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