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"This place gives me the creeps! Did you know that the books are blank?" "What?" "Yeah, I was in the library and I looked, and they have covers and there's nothing inside of them." "What were you doing in a library?" "I got lost. Oh, wait. Look at this. Do you know why the firemen only rescue cats out of trees? It's because nothing burns around here." "Put that away!" "They don't even need firemen."

"This is the only book I've ever read in my whole life, and you're not going to put it on that fire!" *** [Correction: I just watched the "Fire!" scene again, and he only says it five times]. *** "I don't know if I ever told you this before, but I think you're just about the keenest girl in the whole school!" "Oh, really, Skip? The keenest?"

No. Not animated. And while we're close: Not In & Out either.

I think there are two ways people tend to say "I'll pray for you." One is condescending and pretentious, and the other is sincere. To a believing Christian, "I'll pray for you" is one of the kindest things you can say. She could have said "My heart breaks for the path you are on and I hope you see your way back into His love and life." She means that. Deconversion breaks hearts. I can totally understand where she is coming from. Heathen to heathen, let it go. She did not mean it the way some others do. We all know the others. The people who heard from God this morning and He told them to turn left at the light because the perfect parking spot was waiting. When they say they'll pray for me, I say "I'll talk to my cat for you. Expect the same results." And if you've seen that meme before, I made it up. I get the credit for it.

"Fire! Fire! Fire! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Fire! Fire! Fire! Cat?" *** "This place gives me the creeps! Did you know that the books are blank?" "What?" "Yeah, I was in the library and I looked, and they have covers and there's nothing inside of them." "What were you doing in a library?" "I got lost."

I can hear this post. I hate you for drawing me back into game threads when I'm so damn busy. Fiddler on the Roof

Southeast unscathed.

So i'm on the southeast coast, and we're all braced for a lot of wetness in terms of water. Should be ok. Buckle up, Florida west coasters!

The last post on this thread was 19 years ago, man.

Yes

"It's going to be legen... Wait for it..." Season ends. Next season begins. "...dary!"

"Haaaaaave you met Ted?"

The A-Team

Yes. It was him or Morgan Freeman, right? But yeah, George Burns

Really?

"Jesus was my son. Buddha was my son. Mohammed. Moses. You. The man who said there was no room in the inn, was my Son. And so is the one who charges eleven dollars for a steak." *** "Wake up, Al. The cops just called us a bunch of amateurs. I suppose we gotta' knock off a bank every other week in order to get some respect from those jerks." *** "Grandpa, I just want to say that when I'm your age, I hope I'm half as lively as you are." "Don't look to the future, kid. You're half as lively now."

Dang. Was hoping to finally jump into this thread. Maybe next time.

Wow Long time since i posted here. Often it's because the daily alert veers into politics. More often it's because I'm busy. But i think i'll just start new threads when something interesting pops up

All For Love by Color Me Badd. Free post.

Free post unless i get to it first.

Great game idea

It is not

Oh girl i think i love ya I'm always thinkin of ya. I want you to know I'd do it [TITLE]

"I'm so glad you're my girl I'd do anything for you Call you every night and bring you flowers too."

"First of his name King of the Andals and the first men Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm."