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Raf

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  1. I'd be astonished if you could remember these lines. I'd be equally astonished if you couldn't name the movie anyway: "I'm your one and only exspring. See, we got the same bulgy arms." "No resemblance." "We-we got the same squinky eye." "What squinky eye?" "That's going to be hard for you to see. Oh, we even got the same pipe, Pap." "You idiot, you can't inherit a pipe!"
  2. Scream is not a comedy. It's a whodunnit disguised as a self-aware horror movie. The first movie and the first sequel are actually VERY good. I highly recommend them. The rest are xerox copies with occasional moments of something resembling cleverness. Jay and Silent Bob have a cameo in Scream 3.
  3. "I'll send you a copy. BAM! Bitch went down!" Scream
  4. In Pleasantville, there are no fires. Wanna catch a fireman's attention? Tell him there's a cat stuck in a tree. If you haven't seen Pleasantville, please do. Stars a pre-Spider-Man Tobey McGuire and an oh-to-be-young-again, if-i-knew-then-what-i-know-now Reese Witherspoon. You're up, WW.
  5. It is neither. "Hiya, Bud!" "Hiya, Skip!" "Hiya, Bud!" "Hiya, Skip!" "Bud, can I ask you a question?" "Sure." "Well, if I was to go up to your sister... What I mean is, if I was to go up to Mary Sue..." "Oh my God... are we in that episode?"
  6. We expected tropical storm conditions in my neck of the woods and didn't even get that. Some strong overnight winds, but that's it. Most of the GSers who would have been affected don't post much here anymore.
  7. Is this one really that tough? *** "And I still don't see why we're doing this!" "Because we're supposed to be in school." "We're supposed to be at home, David. We're supposed to be in color!"
  8. Two more oft-repeated quotes: "I know exactly who this is." *** "Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!"
  9. Bermuda gets remnants. Wind and rain. A bad day. Not a hurricane. Don't get me wrong: bad days are bad.
  10. This might be tough, but it's a current popular show in its 12th "season," 2 seasons a year. The quote is: We hate to see you go, but we can't wait to see who you are
  11. Is it worth binging? I hear good things but honestly, after Crisis I totally lost interest in all of them, hard as I tried to keep up
  12. We're out of the cone, if not out of the woods.
  13. I should be ok. Prepared in case it shifts, but ok. People north and west of me should be more worried.
  14. A slow mover too. That'll be much worse
  15. Hiya, Milton! Damn that one just popped right up out of nowhere, didn't it. Buckle up, Florida. This is the one WE'RE talking for years to come while other states remember Helene.
  16. "This place gives me the creeps! Did you know that the books are blank?" "What?" "Yeah, I was in the library and I looked, and they have covers and there's nothing inside of them." "What were you doing in a library?" "I got lost. Oh, wait. Look at this. Do you know why the firemen only rescue cats out of trees? It's because nothing burns around here." "Put that away!" "They don't even need firemen."
  17. "This is the only book I've ever read in my whole life, and you're not going to put it on that fire!" *** [Correction: I just watched the "Fire!" scene again, and he only says it five times]. *** "I don't know if I ever told you this before, but I think you're just about the keenest girl in the whole school!" "Oh, really, Skip? The keenest?"
  18. No. Not animated. And while we're close: Not In & Out either.
  19. I think there are two ways people tend to say "I'll pray for you." One is condescending and pretentious, and the other is sincere. To a believing Christian, "I'll pray for you" is one of the kindest things you can say. She could have said "My heart breaks for the path you are on and I hope you see your way back into His love and life." She means that. Deconversion breaks hearts. I can totally understand where she is coming from. Heathen to heathen, let it go. She did not mean it the way some others do. We all know the others. The people who heard from God this morning and He told them to turn left at the light because the perfect parking spot was waiting. When they say they'll pray for me, I say "I'll talk to my cat for you. Expect the same results." And if you've seen that meme before, I made it up. I get the credit for it.
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