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"Correct me if I'm wrong, Pete - weren't you killed in a gunfight?"

"I was only gut shot. I'm stronger now with less appetite."

"You touched my piece. NOBODY touches my piece!"

"In my country we have a saying: 'If you yodel in the forest, the yoo-hoo that you yoo-hoo will be the yoo-hoo that you get back.'"

"Where were you from again?"

George

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"Pride comes before a fall, Pete."

"So does an ounce of lead in a brainpan."

"If I was going to kill you, I'd be stepping over your body right now on my way out the door."

"Correct me if I'm wrong, Pete - weren't you killed in a gunfight?"

"I was only gut shot. I'm stronger now with less appetite."

"You touched my piece. NOBODY touches my piece!"

"In my country we have a saying: 'If you yodel in the forest, the yoo-hoo that you yoo-hoo will be the yoo-hoo that you get back.'"

"Where were you from again?"

George

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"Never look too deep into the mind of a lawyer."

"Uh oh. You hit the sheriff."

"Yeah, but I did not hit the deputy."

"Pride comes before a fall, Pete."

"So does an ounce of lead in a brainpan."

"If I was going to kill you, I'd be stepping over your body right now on my way out the door."

"Correct me if I'm wrong, Pete - weren't you killed in a gunfight?"

"I was only gut shot. I'm stronger now with less appetite."

"You touched my piece. NOBODY touches my piece!"

"In my country we have a saying: 'If you yodel in the forest, the yoo-hoo that you yoo-hoo will be the yoo-hoo that you get back.'"

"Where were you from again?"

George

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Close enough. It was "The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr."

I briefly skimmed If Chins Could Kill. Bruce Campbell pointed out that he's made a career of major roles in minor movies (e.g. "Army of Darkness") and minor roles in major movies (e.g. "Congo"). I like him in USA Network's "Burn Notice," although he's more subdued than usual.

Have at it, WW.

George

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Ok,

I'm sure we haven't done this one before.

"I just had one of those "what the hell are we doing" moments!"

"If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating."

"Come, Silent Walrus, let us storm the castle! I will don my safety gear."

"Frank, why are you standing so far away?"

"Because I wanna continue to live."

"So then the next question is, why am I standing so close?"

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"I just had one of those "what the hell are we doing" moments!"

"If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating."

"Come, Silent Walrus, let us storm the castle! I will don my safety gear."

"Frank, why are you standing so far away?"

"Because I wanna continue to live."

"So then the next question is, why am I standing so close?"

"How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?"

"We made something blow up!"

"Any day we create that much shrapnel is a good day."

"It just goes to show, do not grab the third rail with both hands and .... on it from 3 inches away!"

"The police officer said you need to drink more."

"You know, my Doctor was also telling me that I'm not getting enough tar…so, I need to start smoking again!"

"Quack, damn you!"

"Don't mess with me, duck."

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"I just had one of those "what the hell are we doing" moments!"

"If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating."

"Come, Silent Walrus, let us storm the castle! I will don my safety gear."

"Frank, why are you standing so far away?"

"Because I wanna continue to live."

"So then the next question is, why am I standing so close?"

"How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?"

"We made something blow up!"

"Any day we create that much shrapnel is a good day."

"It just goes to show, do not grab the third rail with both hands and p1$$ on it from 3 inches away!"

"The police officer said you need to drink more."

"You know, my Doctor was also telling me that I'm not getting enough tar…so, I need to start smoking again!"

"Quack, damn you!"

"Don't mess with me, duck."

"I can't help but notice that IT'S NOT ON FIRE YET!"

"Our death ray doesn't seem to be working right. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet."

"This is the show. It's like four minutes of science and then ten minutes of me hurting myself."

"I just did the math. I need him to weigh 25 pounds."

"So you're saying that he needs to be built out of depleted uranium."

"Do you have some? Is it under 'D' or 'U' over here?"

"That means the first stop is a hay store."

"Uh, otherwise known as a farm."

"Ah, the hay store."

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I presume that that means it's not a cartoon. It must be a comedy of some sort. This isn't the one where Richard Benjamin and gorgeous twins were space garbagemen, is it?

George

Wrong genre again.

And if you mean the 70s SF comedy "Quark", then you're FAR, FAR too far back...

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"I just had one of those "what the hell are we doing" moments!"

"If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating."

"Come, Silent Walrus, let us storm the castle! I will don my safety gear."

"Frank, why are you standing so far away?"

"Because I wanna continue to live."

"So then the next question is, why am I standing so close?"

"How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?"

"We made something blow up!"

"Any day we create that much shrapnel is a good day."

"It just goes to show, do not grab the third rail with both hands and p1$$ on it from 3 inches away!"

"The police officer said you need to drink more."

"You know, my Doctor was also telling me that I'm not getting enough tar…so, I need to start smoking again!"

"Quack, damn you!"

"Don't mess with me, duck."

"I can't help but notice that IT'S NOT ON FIRE YET!"

"Our death ray doesn't seem to be working right. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet."

"This is the show. It's like four minutes of science and then ten minutes of me hurting myself."

"I just did the math. I need him to weigh 25 pounds."

"So you're saying that he needs to be built out of depleted uranium."

"Do you have some? Is it under 'D' or 'U' over here?"

"That means the first stop is a hay store."

"Uh, otherwise known as a farm."

"Ah, the hay store."

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"

"Hi, we're here to buy a trombone."

"Sure, for a student?"

"Well no, actually we want to blow it up."

"You want to blow it up?

We have some used ones."

"And then suddenly...nothing happened."

"Let's get on our knees and pray. I don't know to whom. Is there a patron saint of ballistics gel?"

"In Monterey Bay, Ping-Pong ball plus sea otter equals jail time for at least some member of the crew, I think we'll have to draw straws to figure out who."

"Breaking big things for science, every day."

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Here's where a few of the quotes were from....

"It just goes to show, do not grab the third rail with both hands and p1$$ on it from 3 inches away!"

Myth tested- can you get electrocuted by whizzing on the third rail?

Well, yes, but the conditions have to be extremely specific.....

"The police officer said you need to drink more."

"You know, my Doctor was also telling me that I'm not getting enough tar…so, I need to start smoking again!"

Myth tested- can you do something to fool a breath-alyzer test?

Step 1 had to be, obviously, get drunk first...

"Quack, damn you!"

"Don't mess with me, duck."

Myth tested- do ducks' quacks actually not echo?

Step 1-record ducks quacking- if you can GET them to quack....

"I can't help but notice that IT'S NOT ON FIRE YET!"

"Our death ray doesn't seem to be working right. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet."

Myth tested- did ancient Greeks set ships on fire with a solar-reflecting death ray?

No- even modern mirrors couldn't light a raft wet with gasoline...

"That means the first stop is a hay store."

"Uh, otherwise known as a farm."

"Ah, the hay store."

Myth: can you find a needle in a haystack?

Step 1: get haystacks...

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"

Show's catchphrase.

"Hi, we're here to buy a trombone."

"Sure, for a student?"

"Well no, actually we want to blow it up."

"You want to blow it up?

We have some used ones."

Semi-typical response when these guys are shopping for necessary tools.

"And then suddenly...nothing happened."

Often the result when using Plan A. They've said usually Plan D works, and A-C didn't.

"Let's get on our knees and pray. I don't know to whom. Is there a patron saint of ballistics gel?"

Ballistics gel is used in a LOT of tests, where they fill a dummy with it to simulate a human body.

"Breaking big things for science, every day."

Another typical line for the show.

Your turn, moose!

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