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Yeah, I know.....

"Yes. Where on earth am I gonna get that kind of money?"

"I don't know. But we will."

"We will... How?"

"We'll make it."

"Where? On the Xerox machine?!"

" I'm going to the museum. They're exhibiting a new Gauguin."

"Gauguin? Oh, I heard of him. That's the guy who duked it out with Godzilla, right?"

"That man belongs in a pound!"

"Pound of what?"

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"Yes. Where on earth am I gonna get that kind of money?"

"I don't know. But we will."

"We will... How?"

"We'll make it."

"Where? On the Xerox machine?!"

" I'm going to the museum. They're exhibiting a new Gauguin."

"Gauguin? Oh, I heard of him. That's the guy who duked it out with Godzilla, right?"

"That man belongs in a pound!"

"Pound of what?"

"You can't just burst in here like that!"

"Oh yeah? Tell that to the writers."

"Wipe that stupid grin off your face."

"This is the smartest grin I know."

"You are eye crust!"

"The better to see you with, my dear."

"You are navel lint!"

"Expensive navel lint."

"You are..."

"Don't go much lower, they'll take us off the air."

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"Yes. Where on earth am I gonna get that kind of money?"

"I don't know. But we will."

"We will... How?"

"We'll make it."

"Where? On the Xerox machine?!"

" I'm going to the museum. They're exhibiting a new Gauguin."

"Gauguin? Oh, I heard of him. That's the guy who duked it out with Godzilla, right?"

"That man belongs in a pound!"

"Pound of what?"

"You can't just burst in here like that!"

"Oh yeah? Tell that to the writers."

"Wipe that stupid grin off your face."

"This is the smartest grin I know."

"You are eye crust!"

"The better to see you with, my dear."

"You are navel lint!"

"Expensive navel lint."

"You are..."

"Don't go much lower, they'll take us off the air."

"...I don't want you to panic but there is a dead man in the back of the car.

"Dead?"

"Either that or that man wears an obscene amount of blue rouge."

"Heeeerre's PETRUCCHIO!"

"Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, there's a page missing out of my copy of the script."

"I always play my horn with my shirt off. Late at night, by an open window, next to a flashing neon light. I know I look good that way."

"I walked the streets for hours that night, my mind was reeling. I felt alone, adrift, I had never murdered anyone before. I had so many questions. How long was I supposed to walk the streets? How much guilt was I supposed to be feeling? How long will those signs float over my head?

I wasn't ready to stop talking to myself yet, so I figured I might be better company if I had a couple of drinks."

"Just extending the metaphor.

"Extend it somewhere else."

"Doesn't it seem a bit... quiet to you?"

"Well, this is our slow time."

"Morning?"

"Well...."

"Mondays?"

"Kind of."

"Spring?"

"The eighties."

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"Well, let me remind you Mr. Addison, that one case does not a detective make."

"Well, let me remind you Ms. Hayes, that I HATE IT WHEN YOU TALK BACKWARDS."

"David, may I please have some ANSWERS?"

"Delaware, all of the above, 90 degrees."

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"Well, let me remind you Mr. Addison, that one case does not a detective make."

"Well, let me remind you Ms. Hayes, that I HATE IT WHEN YOU TALK BACKWARDS."

"David, may I please have some ANSWERS?"

"Delaware, all of the above, 90 degrees."

"Where's Dave and Maddie?"

"They're not in this episode."

"Fire at Will! Or Al, or Harry! Or whoever the hell else you can hit!"

"Get serious? Maddie, I just touched your rear end, if I get any more serious they're gonna move us to cable!"

"You need me, Maddie Hayes."

"I need you to leave."

"You need me to live, lady. You are one cold, icy broad. You've got your nose so high in the air, it's snowing on your brain."

"Did you call?"

"I called you ever name in every language."

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Okay, this show was only on for one season, but a lot of people really enjoyed it and were very disappointed when it was cancelled.

"I hardly ever do those midnight sacrifices of small animals. I can't get the otter blood out of my coffee table!"

(spoken in Latin)

"He who hesitates . . ."

" . . .sleeps in an empty bed."

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Okay, this show was only on for one season, but a lot of people really enjoyed it and were very disappointed when it was cancelled.

"I hardly ever do those midnight sacrifices of small animals. I can't get the otter blood out of my coffee table!"

(spoken in Latin)

"He who hesitates . . ."

" . . .sleeps in an empty bed."

Need more clues...

George

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I have a feeling I may have to switch shows, but here's more quotes.

"Make a move! Get in the game! You gonna get hurt? Have a beautiful train wreck."

"Coffee without caffeine is like sex without the spanking."

"No idea what you just said, but it turns me on. We can agree on things if you just say things I like, just like that."

"How is it we're always fighting, then?"

"Well, you say something, I disagree, wittily, and then you retort with a modicum of disdain. Then you do a little thrust and parry, thrust, parry, parry, Matthew Perry, Gaylord Perry, Sheri Perry, Perry Mason, Luke Perry, William "The Refrigerator" Perry, parry...'

"I mean WHY, Trevor!"

Because we disagree fundamentally on everything and you do this great little turn with your mouth when you get angry. You go like this:"

[pouts, smooches and babbles on and on in babytalk]

"Can we just stop there while I'm still perceiving that a compliment?"

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