"I guess I was inspired by Mr. Heisenberg, just like Charlie here suggested."
"Heisenberg? What do you mean, the physicist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh. Your brother goes into a dangerous confrontation with heavily armed felons, and you prepare him with a lecture on the movement of subatomic particles?"
"Yep. It worked, didn't it?"
"You know that it's considered unsolvable?"
"Well, certainly people who have failed to solve it might think that."
"What are you doing here?"
"Hey. Well, I'm ready to party like it's 1899."
"You know, here's a discussion: Why is it that we remember the past and not the future? "
"That's a tough one, Larry."
"Look, it's my first date in over thirty-five years; I would like memorable instead of low-key."
"Low-key and memorable aren't mutually exclusive. You know what my favorite date ever was? Pepperoni pizza at a laundromat."
"Yes, which explains the conspicuous absence of grandchildren. So, Wednesday, 7:30. Bring a date?"
"So what does all your behavioral science training tell you about a grown man who still lives with his mother?"
"Probably about the same as two brothers still mooching meals at their dad's house three nights a week."
"I guess I was inspired by Mr. Heisenberg, just like Charlie here suggested."
"Heisenberg? What do you mean, the physicist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh. Your brother goes into a dangerous confrontation with heavily armed felons, and you prepare him with a lecture on the movement of subatomic particles?"
"Yep. It worked, didn't it?"
"You know that it's considered unsolvable?"
"Well, certainly people who have failed to solve it might think that."
"What are you doing here?"
"Hey. Well, I'm ready to party like it's 1899."
"You know, here's a discussion: Why is it that we remember the past and not the future? "
"That's a tough one, Larry."
"Look, it's my first date in over thirty-five years; I would like memorable instead of low-key."
"Low-key and memorable aren't mutually exclusive. You know what my favorite date ever was? Pepperoni pizza at a laundromat."
"Yes, which explains the conspicuous absence of grandchildren. So, Wednesday, 7:30. Bring a date?"
"So what does all your behavioral science training tell you about a grown man who still lives with his mother?"
"Probably about the same as two brothers still mooching meals at their dad's house three nights a week."
"I guess I was inspired by Mr. Heisenberg, just like Charlie here suggested."
"Heisenberg? What do you mean, the physicist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh. Your brother goes into a dangerous confrontation with heavily armed felons, and you prepare him with a lecture on the movement of subatomic particles?"
"Yep. It worked, didn't it?"
"You know that it's considered unsolvable?"
"Well, certainly people who have failed to solve it might think that."
"What are you doing here?"
"Hey. Well, I'm ready to party like it's 1899."
"You know, here's a discussion: Why is it that we remember the past and not the future? "
"That's a tough one, Larry."
"Look, it's my first date in over thirty-five years; I would like memorable instead of low-key."
"Low-key and memorable aren't mutually exclusive. You know what my favorite date ever was? Pepperoni pizza at a laundromat."
"Yes, which explains the conspicuous absence of grandchildren. So, Wednesday, 7:30. Bring a date?"
"So what does all your behavioral science training tell you about a grown man who still lives with his mother?"
"Probably about the same as two brothers still mooching meals at their dad's house three nights a week."
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Yep,
your turn Irisheyes :)
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This isn't one of my sermons. I expect you to listen.
No wonder they execute people at dawn. Who wants to live at six A.M.?
I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel good.
No; it's supposed to make you feel nothing.
I'm not so think as you drunk I am...
Please excuse these two, they're themselves today.
ANY TAKERS?
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Sounds familiar.
(Especially the first two.)
M*A*S*H*?
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Rock on WW. Sorry for the delay. Went to see Creedance Clearwater Revisted last night. De Ja Vu.
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"How do you spell that, 'Honkey'?'
"Uh, 'Y,T'!"
" 'Y,T'?"
"Yeah! Say it again!"
"Y,T, Y,T'..."
"Whitey!"
"You said that two of them held you, and one of them beat you. What about the fourth man?"
"That's the one that yelled 'Get him.'"
"Watch it, sucka."
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"How do you spell that, 'Honkey'?'
"Uh, 'Y,T'!"
" 'Y,T'?"
"Yeah! Say it again!"
"Y,T, Y,T'..."
"Whitey!"
"You said that two of them held you, and one of them beat you. What about the fourth man?"
"That's the one that yelled 'Get him.'"
"Watch it, sucka."
"The fungus is among us!"
"You can say that again!"
"Who you calling ugly, sucka?"
"I'm calling you ugly, I could push your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies."[/b]
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"In Living Color"?
George
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WordWolf
Nope.
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"In the Heat of the Night"?
George
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No.
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"How do you spell that, 'Honkey'?'
"Uh, 'Y,T'!"
" 'Y,T'?"
"Yeah! Say it again!"
"Y,T, Y,T'..."
"Whitey!"
"You said that two of them held you, and one of them beat you. What about the fourth man?"
"That's the one that yelled 'Get him.'"
"Watch it, sucka."
"The fungus is among us!"
"You can say that again!"
"Who you calling ugly, sucka?"
"I'm calling you ugly. I could push your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies."
"Come on and hear, come on and hear, Alexander's Ragtime Band!"
"I want my Daddy's records."
"Come on-eat a table, run through a tree, do something!"
"The wrath of God will strike you down!"
"This Louisville Slugger will knock you out!"
"You fish-eyed heathen!"
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The last one sounds like LaWanda Page ("Aunt Esther")
"Sanford and Son"?
George
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CORRECT!
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Here's how some of the quotes went....
"How do you spell that, 'Honkey'?'
"Uh, 'Y,T'!"
" 'Y,T'?"
"Yeah! Say it again!"
"Y,T, Y,T'..."
"Whitey!"
Fred giving a police report to Officer Swanson, "Swanny", who was Caucasian, and
extremely straight-lace and un-hip.
"You said that two of them held you, and one of them beat you. What about the fourth man?"
"That's the one that yelled 'Get him.'"
Fred claimed Lamont's fragile new collection was STOLEN rather than admit he broke it.
So, he invented an entire police report to give them.
Swanny was getting all the details down.
"Watch it, sucka."
Aunt Esther said this a LOT.
"The fungus is among us!"
"You can say that again!"
From the episode Fred tried to do a tax scam by declaring his house/business a church,
but discovered the overseeing body was a scam....
"Who you calling ugly, sucka?"
"I'm calling you ugly. I could push your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies."
Fred and Aunt Esther.
(IRL, Redd Foxx and LaWanda Page were good friends, and he recommended her for
this part.)
"Come on and hear, come on and hear, Alexander's Ragtime Band!"
When Fred tried to break the world's record for staying awake, Bubba was one of his helpers.
Bubba would sing to jostle him. Bubba only knew one song. So he kept singing this line
all through the episode.
"I want my Daddy's records."
Fred donated some vinyl records to a library, then discovered they were collectibles,
especially some "Blind Mellow Jelly" records.
Bubba posed as one performer's son, and they tried to scam the library into
handing them over. Bubba's only line was this one.
"Come on-eat a table, run through a tree, do something!"
Grady met a martial arts black belt, and the guy just stood there, so Grady wanted to
see some parlor trick. (Some of what the guy said made sense, but when he showed
what a martial artist would do in a fight, he stopped for several seconds to warm up,
which is just ridiculous.)
"The wrath of God will strike you down!"
"This Louisville Slugger will knock you out!"
My favourite exchange between Aunt Esther and Fred G. Sanford.
"You fish-eyed heathen!"
Yes, Aunt Esther had several things she'd call Fred-this was the most common.
"Fish-eyed fool" was another.
========
Redd Foxx was a stage-name for an actor- his birth-name was Fred Sanford Junior.
He was nicknamed "Little Red" once for his hair.
The actor had an unusual death. He had a heart attack in front of friends.
They were so used to him faking heart attacks it took several seconds to realize
he was having a real heart attack.
Go, George!
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"You know, here's a discussion: Why is it that we remember the past and not the future? "
"That's a tough one, Larry."
"Look, it's my first date in over thirty-five years; I would like memorable instead of low-key."
"Low-key and memorable aren't mutually exclusive. You know what my favorite date ever was? Pepperoni pizza at a laundromat."
"Yes, which explains the conspicuous absence of grandchildren. So, Wednesday, 7:30. Bring a date?"
"So what does all your behavioral science training tell you about a grown man who still lives with his mother?"
"Probably about the same as two brothers still mooching meals at their dad's house three nights a week."
George
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"You know that it's considered unsolvable?"
"Well, certainly people who have failed to solve it might think that."
"What are you doing here?"
"Hey. Well, I'm ready to party like it's 1899."
"You know, here's a discussion: Why is it that we remember the past and not the future? "
"That's a tough one, Larry."
"Look, it's my first date in over thirty-five years; I would like memorable instead of low-key."
"Low-key and memorable aren't mutually exclusive. You know what my favorite date ever was? Pepperoni pizza at a laundromat."
"Yes, which explains the conspicuous absence of grandchildren. So, Wednesday, 7:30. Bring a date?"
"So what does all your behavioral science training tell you about a grown man who still lives with his mother?"
"Probably about the same as two brothers still mooching meals at their dad's house three nights a week."
George
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If you've seen the show, this should giv it away.
"I guess I was inspired by Mr. Heisenberg, just like Charlie here suggested."
"Heisenberg? What do you mean, the physicist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh. Your brother goes into a dangerous confrontation with heavily armed felons, and you prepare him with a lecture on the movement of subatomic particles?"
"Yep. It worked, didn't it?"
"You know that it's considered unsolvable?"
"Well, certainly people who have failed to solve it might think that."
"What are you doing here?"
"Hey. Well, I'm ready to party like it's 1899."
"You know, here's a discussion: Why is it that we remember the past and not the future? "
"That's a tough one, Larry."
"Look, it's my first date in over thirty-five years; I would like memorable instead of low-key."
"Low-key and memorable aren't mutually exclusive. You know what my favorite date ever was? Pepperoni pizza at a laundromat."
"Yes, which explains the conspicuous absence of grandchildren. So, Wednesday, 7:30. Bring a date?"
"So what does all your behavioral science training tell you about a grown man who still lives with his mother?"
"Probably about the same as two brothers still mooching meals at their dad's house three nights a week."
George
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Allrighty, then....
"Everything is numbers."
"I guess I was inspired by Mr. Heisenberg, just like Charlie here suggested."
"Heisenberg? What do you mean, the physicist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh. Your brother goes into a dangerous confrontation with heavily armed felons, and you prepare him with a lecture on the movement of subatomic particles?"
"Yep. It worked, didn't it?"
"You know that it's considered unsolvable?"
"Well, certainly people who have failed to solve it might think that."
"What are you doing here?"
"Hey. Well, I'm ready to party like it's 1899."
"You know, here's a discussion: Why is it that we remember the past and not the future? "
"That's a tough one, Larry."
"Look, it's my first date in over thirty-five years; I would like memorable instead of low-key."
"Low-key and memorable aren't mutually exclusive. You know what my favorite date ever was? Pepperoni pizza at a laundromat."
"Yes, which explains the conspicuous absence of grandchildren. So, Wednesday, 7:30. Bring a date?"
"So what does all your behavioral science training tell you about a grown man who still lives with his mother?"
"Probably about the same as two brothers still mooching meals at their dad's house three nights a week."
George
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Maybe this will be clearer.
"Everything is numbers ."
"I guess I was inspired by Mr. Heisenberg, just like Charlie here suggested."
"Heisenberg? What do you mean, the physicist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh. Your brother goes into a dangerous confrontation with heavily armed felons, and you prepare him with a lecture on the movement of subatomic particles?"
"Yep. It worked, didn't it?"
"You know that it's considered unsolvable?"
"Well, certainly people who have failed to solve it might think that."
"What are you doing here?"
"Hey. Well, I'm ready to party like it's 1899."
"You know, here's a discussion: Why is it that we remember the past and not the future? "
"That's a tough one, Larry."
"Look, it's my first date in over thirty-five years; I would like memorable instead of low-key."
"Low-key and memorable aren't mutually exclusive. You know what my favorite date ever was? Pepperoni pizza at a laundromat."
"Yes, which explains the conspicuous absence of grandchildren. So, Wednesday, 7:30. Bring a date?"
"So what does all your behavioral science training tell you about a grown man who still lives with his mother?"
"Probably about the same as two brothers still mooching meals at their dad's house three nights a week."
George
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I think we didn't see this show.
Please accept you stumped us and take another or make it a toss-up or whatever.
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"Numb3rs"
It's been on for about three years on CBS.
Someone else please go.
George
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WordWolf
*nudges thread*
Whoever has quotes from any television series (they don't have to be from the same episode-just the same series)
can go next.....
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I'll give it another shot...
"I thought Alex had better taste in men than to go out with you."
"Well, obviously, she doesn't."
"Helen, you're the symphony; I'm a tractor pull. You're the ballet; I'm ...another tractor pull."
"This is the dumbest thing Brian's ever done, and he once painted me blue."
George
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"If you'll excuse me, I've got to get ready for the big night."
"Oh, that's right, you're about to romance a woman. You'll want to shower, shave, buy chloroform..."
"This song I learned in Italy. For awhile it was the only English I knew... My goat knows the bowling score, halleluiah..."
"It's 'Michael, row the boat ashore'."
"No!"
"I thought Alex had better taste in men than to go out with you."
"Well, obviously, she doesn't."
"Helen, you're the symphony; I'm a tractor pull. You're the ballet; I'm ...another tractor pull."
"This is the dumbest thing Brian's ever done, and he once painted me blue."
George
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