" I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen."
I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second you can come down here, flash a badge and make me nervous.
Walk softly, and carry an armored tank division, I always say.
"They sit there and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talking about because I went to junior college for a semester and I studied psychology so I'm right in there, I know what's going on. And then they sit there and they make your children feel like garbage and you, the father, who's working 24/7 delivering mail so you can make an alimony payment to a woman that slept with everybody at the post office, but me! And then when you get the toy, it breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic!"
"We get one day a year to prove we're not screw-ups and what do we do? We screw it up."
"No, I didn't build a bomb! Don't you read the news? Hundreds of these things come through the mail every day! I just kept one in case I ever needed it!"
"I couldn't find the kid a doll. Now, does that make me a bad father? No. But yelling at him for no good reason. Now, that makes me a bad father."
"Look, we get one chance a year to prove we're not screw-ups, and what do we do? We screw it up!"
"I remember a few years ago, I really wanted to do something special for Jamie. So, I built him his own clubhouse. It came out great. Oh , well the door was a little crooked, right? The roof didn't sit quite right. But you should have seen his face light up! Ah, when he saw that, he was so excited. We played in that clubhouse the entire day. He even made us Christmas dinner in it."
"They sit there and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talking about because I went to junior college for a semester and I studied psychology so I'm right in there, I know what's going on. And then they sit there and they make your children feel like garbage and you, the father, who's working 24/7 delivering mail so you can make an alimony payment to a woman that slept with everybody at the post office, but me! And then when you get the toy, it breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic!"
" I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you."
" I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you."
" I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you."
(That's not 2 typos, that's 3 different quotes from the same movie.)
"What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
"Well, we had a choice of steak or fish."
"Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna."
"Bet, babe. Slide a piece o' da' porter. Drinks, I run da' java."
"Lookie here. I can dig grease 'n chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden."
" Nervous?"
"Yes."
"First time?"
"No, I've been nervous lots of times."
"Johnny, what can you make of this?"
"This? Well, I can make a hat; a broach; a pterodact--"
"I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs."
"The hell I don't! Listen, kid. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes."
"Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!"
" I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you."
" I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you."
" I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you."
(That's not 2 typos, that's 3 different quotes from the same movie.)
3 different times- before the landing approach, right in the middle while
everyone's being thrown around, and once after everyone's disembarking and the
plane is already parked.
"What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
"Well, we had a choice of steak or fish."
"Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna."
The passengers who ate fish got sick. (Mrs Wolf got it from the Dr's comment
about lasagna.)
"Bet, babe. Slide a piece o' da' porter. Drinks, I run da' java."
"Lookie here. I can dig grease 'n chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden."
Jive dudes ordering dinner.
" Nervous?"
"Yes."
"First time?"
"No, I've been nervous lots of times."
Ted Stryker, as the plane was lifting off.
"Johnny, what can you make of this?"
"This? Well, I can make a hat; a broach; a pterodact--"
Johnny, the nut in traffic control, being handed a report.
"I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs."
"The hell I don't! Listen, kid. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes."
"Roger Murdoch", in the cockpit, with the kid relaying his dad's criticisms
of Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
"Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!"
"Don't be so fast to thank me on this, Luger, because you're going to be naked on this one. It's on the line for you. People are going to be watching. Now you blow it, you're going down. You screw up, you're going to be hung out to dry. You drop the ball, you're going to be left twisting in the wind. If you embarrass this department, your pants will be dancing with figs. Is that clear?"
"Everything except the pants fig thing."
"Quid pro quo Mr Colt."
"What does that mean?"
"It means I'm pretentious."
"There's something between you and this General Morters."
"He was my C.O. in NAM. CIA listed him as M.I.A. but the V.A. ID'd him and so we put out an APB."
"No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare."
"Okay, all right, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare. But I am right up there."
"Nice weather? You think we're having... nice weather? I guess you didn't lose the only one that meant anything in your life. I guess you don't feel burned out by the human misery and despair perpetrated by the criminal vermin that infest every pore of this decaying city, forcing you to guzzle cheap wine and cheaper whiskey to dull the pain that shatters your heart, rips at your soul, and keeps your days forever gray. What flavor Icee you got today?"
"Don't be so fast to thank me on this, Luger, because you're going to be naked on this one. It's on the line for you. People are going to be watching. Now you blow it, you're going down. You screw up, you're going to be hung out to dry. You drop the ball, you're going to be left twisting in the wind. If you embarrass this department, your pants will be dancing with figs. Is that clear?"
"Everything except the pants fig thing."
"Quid pro quo Mr Colt."
"What does that mean?"
"It means I'm pretentious."
"There's something between you and this General Morters."
"He was my C.O. in NAM. CIA listed him as M.I.A. but the V.A. ID'd him and so we put out an APB."
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Crimson Tide?
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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"Yeah, man, he had an accident-he fell backwards on a knife 27 times."
"What's going on? What happened?"
"I don't know. Maybe a ship sank."
"Somebody drown?"
"We're watching the sunset."
"Yeah, right."
"Really, what happened?"
"The sun is setting, can't you see it?"
"Don't give us that, the sun sets every night!"
"Yeah, and we come out every night to watch it. Isn't it beautiful?"
"Maybe we should check this out."
"Yeah, well, it better be good."
"What the hell are we doing in Key West?"
"It's as far south as we can go without having to speak Spanish."
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"Yeah, man, he had an accident-he fell backwards on a knife 27 times."
"What's going on? What happened?"
"I don't know. Maybe a ship sank."
"Somebody drown?"
"We're watching the sunset."
"Yeah, right."
"Really, what happened?"
"The sun is setting, can't you see it?"
"Don't give us that, the sun sets every night!"
"Yeah, and we come out every night to watch it. Isn't it beautiful?"
"Maybe we should check this out."
"Yeah, well, it better be good."
"What the hell are we doing in Key West?"
"It's as far south as we can go without having to speak Spanish."
" These vest aren't very effective if you get shot in the face."
"I need it for lower back support."
" You're under arrest! You know the routine."
.............
"Very good. You have the right to remain silent. Now what else?
*wham* WHAT ELSE?"
"Anything I say may be used against me in a court of law."
"That's two, you're doing great. Now what's next?"
"I have the right to an attorney. If I cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to me by the court."
"Yeah! Yeah. Now do you understand these rights you just explained to us?"
"Oh yeah."
"It is such a pleasure to deal with professionals. Refreshing."
"You gonna die for this!"
"Oooh!"
"I can feel the tension in the air!"
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Love this movie.
Running Scared
The 80s comedy, not the more recent drama
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" I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen."
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That's easy Raf, and a fine film. Rain Man
Next:
I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second you can come down here, flash a badge and make me nervous.
Walk softly, and carry an armored tank division, I always say.
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"A Few Good Men"
I'll post a new one a little later.
George
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"They sit there and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talking about because I went to junior college for a semester and I studied psychology so I'm right in there, I know what's going on. And then they sit there and they make your children feel like garbage and you, the father, who's working 24/7 delivering mail so you can make an alimony payment to a woman that slept with everybody at the post office, but me! And then when you get the toy, it breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic!"
"We get one day a year to prove we're not screw-ups and what do we do? We screw it up."
George
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Sounds like something I would know, but I'm not sure here. How about I
try and guess........... Stepbrothers.
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Not quite that recent.
"You built a bomb?"
"No, I didn't build a bomb! Don't you read the news? Hundreds of these things come through the mail every day! I just kept one in case I ever needed it!"
"I couldn't find the kid a doll. Now, does that make me a bad father? No. But yelling at him for no good reason. Now, that makes me a bad father."
"Look, we get one chance a year to prove we're not screw-ups, and what do we do? We screw it up!"
"I remember a few years ago, I really wanted to do something special for Jamie. So, I built him his own clubhouse. It came out great. Oh , well the door was a little crooked, right? The roof didn't sit quite right. But you should have seen his face light up! Ah, when he saw that, he was so excited. We played in that clubhouse the entire day. He even made us Christmas dinner in it."
"They sit there and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talking about because I went to junior college for a semester and I studied psychology so I'm right in there, I know what's going on. And then they sit there and they make your children feel like garbage and you, the father, who's working 24/7 delivering mail so you can make an alimony payment to a woman that slept with everybody at the post office, but me! And then when you get the toy, it breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic!"
George
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"Jingle All The Way"?
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Dat's de one. ;)
George
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" I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you."
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IMO Wolf, that's not enough. But a little more could change that.
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" I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you."
" I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you."
" I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you."
(That's not 2 typos, that's 3 different quotes from the same movie.)
"What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
"Well, we had a choice of steak or fish."
"Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna."
"Bet, babe. Slide a piece o' da' porter. Drinks, I run da' java."
"Lookie here. I can dig grease 'n chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden."
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" I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you."
" I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you."
" I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you."
(That's not 2 typos, that's 3 different quotes from the same movie.)
"What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
"Well, we had a choice of steak or fish."
"Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna."
"Bet, babe. Slide a piece o' da' porter. Drinks, I run da' java."
"Lookie here. I can dig grease 'n chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden."
" Nervous?"
"Yes."
"First time?"
"No, I've been nervous lots of times."
"Johnny, what can you make of this?"
"This? Well, I can make a hat; a broach; a pterodact--"
"I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs."
"The hell I don't! Listen, kid. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes."
"Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!"
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I don't recog this WordWolf. Thanks for some more lines though.
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"Airplane"?
George
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That's it.
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3 different times- before the landing approach, right in the middle while
everyone's being thrown around, and once after everyone's disembarking and the
plane is already parked.
The passengers who ate fish got sick. (Mrs Wolf got it from the Dr's comment
about lasagna.)
Jive dudes ordering dinner.
Ted Stryker, as the plane was lifting off.
Johnny, the nut in traffic control, being handed a report.
"Roger Murdoch", in the cockpit, with the kid relaying his dad's criticisms
of Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
Johnny again.
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"Roger Murdoch", in the cockpit, with the kid relaying his dad's criticisms
of Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
That was actually the scene I remembered. The rest fell into place, after that.
"There's something between you and this General Morters."
"He was my C.O. in NAM. CIA listed him as M.I.A. but the V.A. ID'd him and so we put out an APB."
"Oh, I see."
"So what are you doing here?"
"Waiting for you."
"I mean, what brought you here?"
"A taxi."
"Yeah, but why?"
"My car's in the shop."
"I mean... Why the hell did you come here?"
"The police station would have made me nervous."
"You better go."
George
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????? Not getting it.
And happy pre-birthday George.
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"Don't be so fast to thank me on this, Luger, because you're going to be naked on this one. It's on the line for you. People are going to be watching. Now you blow it, you're going down. You screw up, you're going to be hung out to dry. You drop the ball, you're going to be left twisting in the wind. If you embarrass this department, your pants will be dancing with figs. Is that clear?"
"Everything except the pants fig thing."
"Quid pro quo Mr Colt."
"What does that mean?"
"It means I'm pretentious."
"There's something between you and this General Morters."
"He was my C.O. in NAM. CIA listed him as M.I.A. but the V.A. ID'd him and so we put out an APB."
"Oh, I see."
"So what are you doing here?"
"Waiting for you."
"I mean, what brought you here?"
"A taxi."
"Yeah, but why?"
"My car's in the shop."
"I mean... Why the hell did you come here?"
"The police station would have made me nervous."
"You better go."
George
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"Who are you?"
"I'm your worst nightmare."
"No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare."
"Okay, all right, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare. But I am right up there."
"Nice weather? You think we're having... nice weather? I guess you didn't lose the only one that meant anything in your life. I guess you don't feel burned out by the human misery and despair perpetrated by the criminal vermin that infest every pore of this decaying city, forcing you to guzzle cheap wine and cheaper whiskey to dull the pain that shatters your heart, rips at your soul, and keeps your days forever gray. What flavor Icee you got today?"
"Don't be so fast to thank me on this, Luger, because you're going to be naked on this one. It's on the line for you. People are going to be watching. Now you blow it, you're going down. You screw up, you're going to be hung out to dry. You drop the ball, you're going to be left twisting in the wind. If you embarrass this department, your pants will be dancing with figs. Is that clear?"
"Everything except the pants fig thing."
"Quid pro quo Mr Colt."
"What does that mean?"
"It means I'm pretentious."
"There's something between you and this General Morters."
"He was my C.O. in NAM. CIA listed him as M.I.A. but the V.A. ID'd him and so we put out an APB."
"Oh, I see."
"So what are you doing here?"
"Waiting for you."
"I mean, what brought you here?"
"A taxi."
"Yeah, but why?"
"My car's in the shop."
"I mean... Why the hell did you come here?"
"The police station would have made me nervous."
"You better go."
George
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Mrs Wolf said it's some sort of spoof of "Silence of the Lambs."
So,
is this one "Silence of the Hams"???
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