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"Now - everybody throw down your guns or I scrape off all her make up!.....This might take a really long time."

 

"Look, it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down."

 

"Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is *screwed* now. You see, a while ago this humongous comet came crashing into the earth. Bam, total devastation. End of the world as we know it. No celebrities, no cable TV, no water. It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub - so it ain't all bad."

 

"All the king's horses and all the king's men... wish they had the technology I have."

 

"I have two words for you. Brush your teeth! "

 

"What the hell is that?" " Sounds like Cole Porter, sir."   "End it!"Sir!"

 

]"You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You just gotta say: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"  " You're sick."   " How come you always do that? How come you always cover your mouth when you smile? You got bad teeth or somethin'?"

" Eight, eight, the burning hate. Between Sunday and Monday there lies a day so dark it will devastate. "     " Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry sh* continues, shoot me now, please."

 

 

"You take the tank!"    " Are you sure? "

 

"You see, this tank isn't... isn't..."        "What? Just one little adjective and we'll have a *whole* sentence. Isn't, glad, sad... mad... Lonely..."

" Isn't... Operational."

"How do I know you're not lying?"  "Because if, if I was lying, your lungs would be full of cyanide gas."

" Cool! So we get a new tank."

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"Now - everybody throw down your guns or I scrape off all her make up!.....This might take a really long time."

 

"Look, it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down."

 

"Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is *screwed* now. You see, a while ago this humongous comet came crashing into the earth. Bam, total devastation. End of the world as we know it. No celebrities, no cable TV, no water. It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub - so it ain't all bad."

 

"All the king's horses and all the king's men... wish they had the technology I have."

 

"I have two words for you. Brush your teeth! "

 

"What the hell is that?" " Sounds like Cole Porter, sir."   "End it!"Sir!"

 

]"You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You just gotta say: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"  " You're sick."   " How come you always do that? How come you always cover your mouth when you smile? You got bad teeth or somethin'?"

 

" Eight, eight, the burning hate. Between Sunday and Monday there lies a day so dark it will devastate. "     " Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry sh* continues, shoot me now, please."

 

 

"You take the tank!"    " Are you sure? "

 

"You see, this tank isn't... isn't..."        "What? Just one little adjective and we'll have a *whole* sentence. Isn't, glad, sad... mad... Lonely..."

" Isn't... Operational."

"How do I know you're not lying?"  "Because if, if I was lying, your lungs would be full of cyanide gas."

" Cool! So we get a new tank."

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2 hours ago, GeorgeStGeorge said:

Since it's 2033, instead of "Tank" I'll go with "Tank Girl."

George

That's the movie.    If you'd seen it, you might have remembered there was a Cole Porter number in it.

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18 hours ago, GeorgeStGeorge said:

I did see it, but I can't remember anything about it except that Lori Petty was in it.

George

Lori Petty played Tank Girl, Malcom Mc Donald, IIRC, played the Big Bad.  Jet Girl, the shy British geek, was played by Naomi Watts, if you can believe it. 

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"My department knows I'm here. When I don't report they'll retaliate."

"If you're the best they've got, they're more likely to try and cover up your embarrassing incompetence."

"Don't count on it."

"Ha ha, you amuse me."

"It's not mutual."

 

1:  "What have they done?"

2:  "You discharged her, so she and her accomplice came here to kill you. Then they set fire to the office, to conceal the crime but they were trapped in the elevator and perished in the flames."

1:  "But that means I would have to be..."

2:  "Dead!" [shoots him]

2:  "That's rather neat, Don't you think?"

3:  "Brilliant. I'm almost speechless with admiration."

2:  "Intuitive improvisation is the secret of genius."

3:  "Herr Doktor Mortner would be proud of his creation."

 

George

Edited by GeorgeStGeorge
I forgot this was Name that Flick, not Movie Mash-up

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"My department knows I'm here. When I don't report they'll retaliate."

"If you're the best they've got, they're more likely to try and cover up your embarrassing incompetence."

"Don't count on it."

"Ha ha, you amuse me."

"It's not mutual."

 

1:  "What have they done?"

2:  "You discharged her, so she and her accomplice came here to kill you. Then they set fire to the office, to conceal the crime but they were trapped in the elevator and perished in the flames."

1:  "But that means I would have to be..."

2:  "Dead!" [shoots him]

2:  "That's rather neat, Don't you think?"

3:  "Brilliant. I'm almost speechless with admiration."

2:  "Intuitive improvisation is the secret of genius."

3:  "Herr Doktor Mortner would be proud of his creation."

 

"You slept well?"

"A little restless, but I got off eventually."

 

"Hello. I thought you might like to join the party. By the way, the name is James St. John Smythe. I'm English."

"I never would have guessed."

 

"Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle."

"Yes, I love an early morning ride."

"Well, I'm an early riser myself."

 

George

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Nope.  More than three decades earlier.

"My department knows I'm here. When I don't report they'll retaliate."

"If you're the best they've got, they're more likely to try and cover up your embarrassing incompetence."

"Don't count on it."

"Ha ha, you amuse me."

"It's not mutual."

 

1:  "What have they done?"

2:  "You discharged her, so she and her accomplice came here to kill you. Then they set fire to the office, to conceal the crime but they were trapped in the elevator and perished in the flames."

1:  "But that means I would have to be..."

2:  "Dead!" [shoots him]

2:  "That's rather neat, Don't you think?"

3:  "Brilliant. I'm almost speechless with admiration."

2:  "Intuitive improvisation is the secret of genius."

3:  "Herr Doktor Mortner would be proud of his creation."

 

"You slept well?"

"A little restless, but I got off eventually."

 

"Hello. I thought you might like to join the party. By the way, the name is James St. John Smythe. I'm English."

"I never would have guessed."

 

"Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle."

"Yes, I love an early morning ride."

"Well, I'm an early riser myself."

 

"Another wealthy owner?"

"Who knows? But she certainly bares closer inspection."

"We're on a mission."

"Sir Godfrey, on a mission, I am expected to sacrifice myself!"

 

"What is this thing loaded with?"

"Rock salt."

"Now you tell me!"

 

George

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"James Sinjin Smythe" (James St-John Smythe)  was an alias James Bond used in one of the Roger Moore movies.  I remember hearing Roger Moore pronouncing that name.  That narrows the field considerably.   

Um, "MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN"?

 

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Ok, surveying my foggy memory...  it doesn't sound like "For Your Eyes Only" to me, but I could be wrong.  So, let's go with "The Spy Who Loved Me."

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No, and no.  (And, no, it's not Dr. No, either.)

 

"My department knows I'm here. When I don't report they'll retaliate."

"If you're the best they've got, they're more likely to try and cover up your embarrassing incompetence."

"Don't count on it."

"Ha ha, you amuse me."

"It's not mutual."

 

1:  "What have they done?"

2:  "You discharged her, so she and her accomplice came here to kill you. Then they set fire to the office, to conceal the crime but they were trapped in the elevator and perished in the flames."

1:  "But that means I would have to be..."

2:  "Dead!" [shoots him]

2:  "That's rather neat, Don't you think?"

3:  "Brilliant. I'm almost speechless with admiration."

2:  "Intuitive improvisation is the secret of genius."

3:  "Herr Doktor Mortner would be proud of his creation."

 

"You slept well?"

"A little restless, but I got off eventually."

 

"Hello. I thought you might like to join the party. By the way, the name is James St. John Smythe. I'm English."

"I never would have guessed."

 

"Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle."

"Yes, I love an early morning ride."

"Well, I'm an early riser myself."

 

"Another wealthy owner?"

"Who knows? But she certainly bares closer inspection."

"We're on a mission."

"Sir Godfrey, on a mission, I am expected to sacrifice myself!"

 

"What is this thing loaded with?"

"Rock salt."

"Now you tell me!"

 

"So, anyone else want to drop out? "

 

1:  "You're under arrest."

2:  "Wait a minute, this is James Stock of the London Financial times."

3:  "Well, actually, captain, I'm with the British Secret Service. The name is Bond, James Bond."

1:  "Is he?"

2:  "Are you?"

3:  "Yes."

1:  "And I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest!"

 

"You lost, 007."

"Killing Tibbett was a mistake."

"Then I'm about to make that same mistake twice."

 

George

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Still not it.  Time to give more obvious clues.

"My department knows I'm here. When I don't report they'll retaliate."

"If you're the best they've got, they're more likely to try and cover up your embarrassing incompetence."

"Don't count on it."

"Ha ha, you amuse me."

"It's not mutual."

 

1:  "What have they done?"

2:  "You discharged her, so she and her accomplice came here to kill you. Then they set fire to the office, to conceal the crime but they were trapped in the elevator and perished in the flames."

1:  "But that means I would have to be..."

2:  "Dead!" [shoots him]

2:  "That's rather neat, Don't you think?"

3:  "Brilliant. I'm almost speechless with admiration."

2:  "Intuitive improvisation is the secret of genius."

3:  "Herr Doktor Mortner would be proud of his creation."

 

"You slept well?"

"A little restless, but I got off eventually."

 

"Hello. I thought you might like to join the party. By the way, the name is James St. John Smythe. I'm English."

"I never would have guessed."

 

"Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle."

"Yes, I love an early morning ride."

"Well, I'm an early riser myself."

 

"Another wealthy owner?"

"Who knows? But she certainly bares closer inspection."

"We're on a mission."

"Sir Godfrey, on a mission, I am expected to sacrifice myself!"

 

"What is this thing loaded with?"

"Rock salt."

"Now you tell me!"

 

"So, anyone else want to drop out? "

 

1:  "You're under arrest."

2:  "Wait a minute, this is James Stock of the London Financial times."

3:  "Well, actually, captain, I'm with the British Secret Service. The name is Bond, James Bond."

1:  "Is he?"

2:  "Are you?"

3:  "Yes."

1:  "And I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest!"

 

"You lost, 007."

"Killing Tibbett was a mistake."

"Then I'm about to make that same mistake twice."

 

1:  "It's time to flood the fault."

2:  "But May Day and my men!"

3:  "Yes. A convenient coincidence."

2:  "Mr. Zorin, those men are LOYAL to you!"

 

1:  "May I remind you that this operation was to be conducted discreetly. All it took was six million Francs in damages and penalties for violating most of the Napoleonic Code."

2:  "Well, under the circumstances, sir, I thought it MORE IMPORTANT to identify the assassin."

1:  "What did you learn from Aubergine before his untimely demise?"

2:  "Well, only that Zorin is having a thoroughbred sale at his stud farm not far from here. I think I should be there."

2 (to 3):  "Can you help me with that, Sir Godfrey?"

3:  "It may be possible to arrange an invitation. It's a bit short notice, but I might just be able to squeeze you in, Bond."

2:  " Thank you, sir."

 

George

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I think I can see a murder from over here!

 

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I KNOW that one was Duran Duran, but I keep picturing the theme song as being another by Paul Mc Cartney.    Even though I remember hearing Simon Le Bon explaining how he came up with the lyrics based on the movie title.

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Ok, next movie.

"This never happened to the other fellow."

 

"It's all right. It's quite all right, really. She's having a rest. We'll be going on soon. There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world."

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"This never happened to the other fellow."

 

"It's all right. It's quite all right, really. She's having a rest. We'll be going on soon. There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world."

 

"The De Bleauchamps tombs are "not" in the Augsburg Cathedral as you said, but in the Ste. Anna Kirch. Sir Hillary Bray would have known! "

 

"And the girl who helped me escape? We just leave her there?"      "This department is not concerned with your personal problems."        "This department owes her a *debt*. She saved my life."

 

"I've been saying for years, sir, that our special equipment is obsolete. And now, computer analysis reveals an entirely new approach: miniaturization. For instance, radioactive lint. When placed in an opponent's pockets, the anti-personnel and location fix seems fairly obvious."  

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The first line, I believe, was from another Bond movie.  The only one with ONE "other fellow" would be

On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

George

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6 hours ago, GeorgeStGeorge said:

The first line, I believe, was from another Bond movie.  The only one with ONE "other fellow" would be

On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

George

You are correct, sir! 

That movie saw the death of James Bond's wife and George Lazenby's career.      Bond married Diana Rigg, right after her "Emma Peel"  days.   Can you blame him?  (Well, she wasn't playing herself, but you know what I mean.)

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