Shellon Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 (edited) How stupid is the human condition, really? Warning on Lunesta, a sleep aid: May Cause Drowsiness Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Use Internally Warning on anti-constipation medicine: May cause stomach cramping, diarrhea or constipation Warning on nasal spray for allergies: May cause sinus infection, nosebleeds or severe headaches. Warning on kids? May cause owner to jump off 48 story building, run screaming from the room or may induce vomiting. Warning on Zoloft, for depression: May cause depression Sign on start up computer: No keyboard detected, press any key to continue Note on birth control pills: Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant. Edited June 2, 2008 by Shellon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 My favorite.... "seek immediate treatment if erection lasts longer than 4 hours" -Cialis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waysider Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 My favorite...."seek immediate treatment if erection lasts longer than 4 hours" -Cialis "If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, immediately call The Gu!n3ss Book Of Records," Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Precisely why I LOVE Chas's signature: "The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 My favorite...."seek immediate treatment if erection lasts longer than 4 hours" -Cialis Heh, heh, heh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheranne Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 someone needs to write a book . Death by viagra! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChasUFarley Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 someone needs to write a book . Death by viagra! Could be a short read... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jim
My favorite....
"seek immediate treatment if erection lasts longer than 4 hours"
-Cialis
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waysider
"If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, immediately call The Gu!n3ss Book Of Records,"
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Belle
Precisely why I LOVE Chas's signature:
"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity,
but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"
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dmiller
Heh, heh, heh!!!
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cheranne
someone needs to write a book . Death by viagra!
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ChasUFarley
Could be a short read...
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