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And to make matters worse they put him in a Duracell ...

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Send him to the electric chair!

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And if the state no longer uses the electric chair Twinky can lead in the re-VOLT...

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Also from the Police Files: Domestic disturbance at the Tarts residence; Pop-Tarts was very upset with Mom-Tarts for dressing their daughter like a little tart.

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Also from the Police Files:  A break in at the police station resulted in all the toilet seats being stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

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You don't think these rabbit jokes are "warren" a bit thin now?

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2 hours ago, Twinky said:

You don't think these rabbit jokes are "warren" a bit thin now?

We've certainly been hopping around like we haven't a carrot in the world.

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On 3/8/2018 at 12:40 PM, So_crates said:

Also from the Police Files:  A break in at the police station resulted in all the toilet seats being stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

One detective at the precinct thinks it was an inside job and is planning a stink operation to flush out the culprits.

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(Original by Mel, aka: Spec)

A young man was arrested, and refused to give up his phone. When the officer asked him why, he replied: "But officer --- that's my CELL PHONE!"

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(Another - SICK JOKE - original by Mel)

Don't ever let the police catch you with Morton's and an EverReady in your pocket. Because if ya do, you'll be arrested for SALT & BATTERY!

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Fresh off the press! (from the sick brain of Mel)

What do you call it when a lawyer defends you for free --- and then screws up the case? A "pro-boner". (Yuck!)

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Q  What do you call a koi carp in a square tank?

A  Cell fish!

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Q What might you call a box of mealworms?

A Cell-i-bait

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If you commit a crime and get hauled off to prison, have you reached your Cell-By date?

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What do you call it when when a country runs out of prophylactics? A "no-condom" nation! (See Ro 8:1) :biglaugh:

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