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So_crates 170 Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 California raisins dead....police suspect a cereal killer 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
T-Bone 1,036 Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Also from the Police Files: Domestic disturbance at the Tarts residence; Pop-Tarts was very upset with Mom-Tarts for dressing their daughter like a little tart. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
So_crates 170 Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 Also from the Police Files: A break in at the police station resulted in all the toilet seats being stolen. Police have nothing to go on. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Twinky 881 Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 You don't think these rabbit jokes are "warren" a bit thin now? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
So_crates 170 Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Twinky said: You don't think these rabbit jokes are "warren" a bit thin now? We've certainly been hopping around like we haven't a carrot in the world. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
T-Bone 1,036 Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 On 3/8/2018 at 12:40 PM, So_crates said: Also from the Police Files: A break in at the police station resulted in all the toilet seats being stolen. Police have nothing to go on. One detective at the precinct thinks it was an inside job and is planning a stink operation to flush out the culprits. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spectrum49 53 Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 (Original by Mel, aka: Spec) A young man was arrested, and refused to give up his phone. When the officer asked him why, he replied: "But officer --- that's my CELL PHONE!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spectrum49 53 Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) (Another - SICK JOKE - original by Mel) Don't ever let the police catch you with Morton's and an EverReady in your pocket. Because if ya do, you'll be arrested for SALT & BATTERY! Edited March 29, 2018 by spectrum49 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spectrum49 53 Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Fresh off the press! (from the sick brain of Mel) What do you call it when a lawyer defends you for free --- and then screws up the case? A "pro-boner". (Yuck!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Twinky 881 Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Q What do you call a koi carp in a square tank? A Cell fish! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Twinky 881 Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Q What might you call a box of mealworms? A Cell-i-bait Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Twinky 881 Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 If you commit a crime and get hauled off to prison, have you reached your Cell-By date? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spectrum49 53 Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 What do you call it when when a country runs out of prophylactics? A "no-condom" nation! (See Ro 8:1) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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California raisins dead....police suspect a cereal killer
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Also from the Police Files: Domestic disturbance at the Tarts residence; Pop-Tarts was very upset with Mom-Tarts for dressing their daughter like a little tart.
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Also from the Police Files: A break in at the police station resulted in all the toilet seats being stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
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You don't think these rabbit jokes are "warren" a bit thin now?
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We've certainly been hopping around like we haven't a carrot in the world.
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One detective at the precinct thinks it was an inside job and is planning a stink operation to flush out the culprits.
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(Original by Mel, aka: Spec)
A young man was arrested, and refused to give up his phone. When the officer asked him why, he replied: "But officer --- that's my CELL PHONE!"
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(Another - SICK JOKE - original by Mel)
Don't ever let the police catch you with Morton's and an EverReady in your pocket. Because if ya do, you'll be arrested for SALT & BATTERY!
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Fresh off the press! (from the sick brain of Mel)
What do you call it when a lawyer defends you for free --- and then screws up the case? A "pro-boner". (Yuck!)
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Q What do you call a koi carp in a square tank?
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Q What might you call a box of mealworms?
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If you commit a crime and get hauled off to prison, have you reached your Cell-By date?
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What do you call it when when a country runs out of prophylactics? A "no-condom" nation! (See Ro 8:1)
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