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Also from the Police Files: Domestic disturbance at the Tarts residence; Pop-Tarts was very upset with Mom-Tarts for dressing their daughter like a little tart.

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You don't think these rabbit jokes are "warren" a bit thin now?

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On 3/8/2018 at 12:40 PM, So_crates said:

Also from the Police Files:  A break in at the police station resulted in all the toilet seats being stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

One detective at the precinct thinks it was an inside job and is planning a stink operation to flush out the culprits.

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(Another - SICK JOKE - original by Mel)

Don't ever let the police catch you with Morton's and an EverReady in your pocket. Because if ya do, you'll be arrested for SALT & BATTERY!

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Q  What do you call a koi carp in a square tank?

A  Cell fish!

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Q What might you call a box of mealworms?

A Cell-i-bait

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If you commit a crime and get hauled off to prison, have you reached your Cell-By date?

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