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  • 11 months later...

I was thinking about what it takes to live a Godly life and realized one of God’s demands is for him to be worshipped by his subjects.

People also love to be worshipped by the fact of owning pets. Not only are they good company, but my dog loves to please  me, which also makes me feel good. If I say “down,” she jumps off the chair. When I say “out,” she heads for the outside door. 

And just like when God punishes me for not obeying him, when the dog does not jump down, I punish her for disobeying me. 
 

Apparently I really am a Godly person.

 

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I apologize for my feeble attempt at humor.

See, if you look at it one way, it looks like God and if you look at it *another*way, it looks like Dog. Soooo..it all depends on how you look at it.

(I knew I shouldn't have quit my day-job.)

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