You should only HAIL THE in public!! HAISing is for your own and THE's edification only, and should only be done in your private prayer life. This does not mean that you should not HAIS much, in-fact you should HAIS much, but only when you are talking to yourself.
THE doesn't *require* your money, but I'm sure donations are always welcome. Just send THEm to Pawtucket, I'm sure he'll put them to good use for THE's maintenance.
Oh, and I think that THE original sin was haising yourself!
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Raf
My 5,000th post on GSCAFE!
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jardinero
Let me be the first to congratulate you on reaching 5000.
I'm glad you heeded Master Strange's advice and made it here!
J.
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Raf
Actually, I planned it this way. Strange just caught me in the act. :)-->
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Belle
Just because.... :D-->
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Steve!
All HaiL THE!!!
Happy now?
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Belle
Hais?
Does THE require it? How does one Hais?
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Raf
All Hais Belle!
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Steve!
Are you sure you want to do that, Raf?
I think "to hais" is something Canadian.
Of course, you're both single, and as long as you're both consenting adults . . .
All! (without exception OR distinction!)
Hail! (not rain, not snow)
THE! (for complete details, send your personal check or money order for $9.95 to:
Raf, Originator of The;
c/o http://www.livingepistlessociety.org)
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Raf
What we do on our time, stays on our time.
Oh, and Steve!
If you're going to shamelessly plug another website, do it with some style...
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Raf
Hey, why isn't my logo coming up?
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dmiller
*edited*
woops -- never mind. The logo is there, after all. :)-->
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Belle
Aw, Steve!, I think I might like to hais.
I don't see the logo, Raf. Does one have to have special THE status to see it?
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wasway
ALL HAIL THE!!!!
(needed to add this thread to my search)
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Steve!
Just as long as you don't *hais* THE.
THE might take it personally.
Worse yet, THE might like being haised, THEn where would we be?
THE would constantly be calling asking "when are you going to come hais me again?"
That kind of pressure I just don't need.
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Cindy!
Well...if THE can't stand THE hais, get out of THE kitchen
my bad :D-->
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Raf
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You should only HAIL THE in public!! HAISing is for your own and THE's edification only, and should only be done in your private prayer life. This does not mean that you should not HAIS much, in-fact you should HAIS much, but only when you are talking to yourself.
ALL HAIL THE
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Raf
Isn't there a scripture against haising yourself?
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wasway
ALL HAIL THE!!
I'm not sure... maybe someone over at THE living epistles society will know THE answer
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It's been probably 2 years since I posted on THE. Yet, it is here to welcome me back with open arms.
I did not have to do six months of spiritual probation.
I did not have to write letters stating how I got tricked by THE adversary into not posting.
THE doesn't want my money (I hope not -->).
I don't have to sell my house to come back.
Therefore, THE is greater than TWI!
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Steve!
THE doesn't *require* your money, but I'm sure donations are always welcome. Just send THEm to Pawtucket, I'm sure he'll put them to good use for THE's maintenance.
Oh, and I think that THE original sin was haising yourself!
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Belle
Steve, that was in the first administration. The second administration had something about people haising each other.
THE won't ask you to clean, either. Paw might, but THE won't.
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Steve!
Oh, right, old wineskin.
And THE will absolutely never, ever ask you to string chairs, or sift sand in a coffee can to get rid of cigarette butts.
All!
Hail!
THE!
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krys
...and none of his representatives will share any of your personal information nor ask you for your screenname or password..........
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