Based on those photos I would have to vote for Kerry. It is hard to beat a very sexy outfit topped off with a beautiful matching pair. I have always appreciated good symmetrics.
Mark: Were you speaking figuratively? Kerry's "pair" are hardly symmetrical. Get a ruler if you don't believe me. She also had the misfortune to inherit her father's long, gaunt face. It's not that she's ugly by any means, and of course, you're entitled to your own opinion, but I think Jenna Bush beats her in every category save the outfit.
"Mark: Were you speaking figuratively? Kerry's "pair" are hardly symmetrical. Get a ruler if you don't believe me. She also had the misfortune to inherit her father's long, gaunt face. It's not that she's ugly by any means, and of course, you're entitled to your own opinion, but I think Jenna Bush beats her in every category save the outfit."
After going back and reviewing I would have to say that yes she did have a face, just didn't notice at first.
Also thanx for the directions to find the camera, found it too. Only took a couple tries to find it.
Zixar, haven't you heard perfection is in the Lord. Seeing that we are comparing boobs on a public forum, I would say they are quite symmetrical. Seeing that her left leg is extended forward with a natural bend in her knee and thus causing the left side of her body (including her left breast) to be slightly lower than the right this may cause an optical illusion with regard to any major cosmetic imperfection. However, if you would instead prefer to actually use a measuring devise this is understandable.
Mark: There's a horizontal white line on the left-hand side of the photo, looks like a cordon rope. Put a straightedge along that line so that it bisects the picture, and you'll see that the breast on the right-hand side of the picture is noticeably lower, even though her shoulders are parallel to the rope. Therefore, she's not symmetrical, QED.
Zixar, the white cord on the left side of the screen is also angled slightly downward from the left side of the screen to the right, but then who the hell really cares? But don't worry Zixar, the fact that the girl has beautiful breasts should not actually affect the outcome of this campaign. Unless of course, we are dealing with the boob voters.
The object at the lower left of the picture is a bow on the dress, not a camera.
The rope is horizontal. The left shoulder (to right of picture) is lower than the right and is also nearer to the photographer. This is consistent with the woman walking toward the photographer and leading with her left sida at the time of the shot. The lens was approximately face high, making the angle from the lens to the objects at issue slightly downward, which magnifies the effect. This explains Zixar's perception but the picture does not support his conclusion.
That is what I determined also Long Gone. But since I don't want to down grade anyones anatomy I am sure the Bush girls are also attractive inspite of their father looking somewhat like Alfred E. Newman.
LongGone: The waistband of her panties tends to bear out your observation, so I'll modify my hypothesis and just say that her mammarian symmetry is indeterminate from the given sample.
quote: Not bad. The official spin on this dress was that it really wasn't as revealing as it looks, but the photographers' flash bulbs made it look that way.
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Tom Strange
Is that a camera she's got?
She better lookout for the Department of Homeland Security!
...but I'll vote for the Bush Twins! (they remind me of the Doublemint commercials...)
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Pirate1974
Camera? I didn't even notice that.
Guess I was distracted.
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Tom Strange
PiMan... about "eight o'clock" from your point of focus...
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Mark Sanguinetti
Based on those photos I would have to vote for Kerry. It is hard to beat a very sexy outfit topped off with a beautiful matching pair. I have always appreciated good symmetrics.
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Mark: Were you speaking figuratively? Kerry's "pair" are hardly symmetrical. Get a ruler if you don't believe me. She also had the misfortune to inherit her father's long, gaunt face. It's not that she's ugly by any means, and of course, you're entitled to your own opinion, but I think Jenna Bush beats her in every category save the outfit.
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Zixar:
"Mark: Were you speaking figuratively? Kerry's "pair" are hardly symmetrical. Get a ruler if you don't believe me. She also had the misfortune to inherit her father's long, gaunt face. It's not that she's ugly by any means, and of course, you're entitled to your own opinion, but I think Jenna Bush beats her in every category save the outfit."
After going back and reviewing I would have to say that yes she did have a face, just didn't notice at first.
Also thanx for the directions to find the camera, found it too. Only took a couple tries to find it.
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Mark Sanguinetti
Zixar, haven't you heard perfection is in the Lord. Seeing that we are comparing boobs on a public forum, I would say they are quite symmetrical. Seeing that her left leg is extended forward with a natural bend in her knee and thus causing the left side of her body (including her left breast) to be slightly lower than the right this may cause an optical illusion with regard to any major cosmetic imperfection. However, if you would instead prefer to actually use a measuring devise this is understandable.
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Mark: There's a horizontal white line on the left-hand side of the photo, looks like a cordon rope. Put a straightedge along that line so that it bisects the picture, and you'll see that the breast on the right-hand side of the picture is noticeably lower, even though her shoulders are parallel to the rope. Therefore, she's not symmetrical, QED.
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GarthP2000
All we need now to really get the public interest going in this particular 'campaign' is a Janet Jackson-like 'warddrobe malfunction'.
It'll give a whole new slew of meanings of the term 'boob job'.
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Mark Sanguinetti
Zixar, the white cord on the left side of the screen is also angled slightly downward from the left side of the screen to the right, but then who the hell really cares? But don't worry Zixar, the fact that the girl has beautiful breasts should not actually affect the outcome of this campaign. Unless of course, we are dealing with the boob voters.
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Al Poole
What ? she had boobs? I couldn't get pastthe skew eyed horse face. Poor child. Good thing shes rich as s hit....
I'm sure Michael Moore would give her a place in his next "documentary" though.
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Boys,
The object at the lower left of the picture is a bow on the dress, not a camera.
The rope is horizontal. The left shoulder (to right of picture) is lower than the right and is also nearer to the photographer. This is consistent with the woman walking toward the photographer and leading with her left sida at the time of the shot. The lens was approximately face high, making the angle from the lens to the objects at issue slightly downward, which magnifies the effect. This explains Zixar's perception but the picture does not support his conclusion.
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Pirate1974
Jenna Bush is the one holding the camera.
I see it now.
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Mark Sanguinetti
That is what I determined also Long Gone. But since I don't want to down grade anyones anatomy I am sure the Bush girls are also attractive inspite of their father looking somewhat like Alfred E. Newman.
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Tom Strange
I just wanna see Jenna (or her twin) in Alexandra's dress...!
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(for comparison sake only of course)
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Zixar
LongGone: The waistband of her panties tends to bear out your observation, so I'll modify my hypothesis and just say that her mammarian symmetry is indeterminate from the given sample.
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Tom Strange
c'mon guys... they were "formed" by God, they're beeyooteefool!
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dmiller
As a supporter of the right to own and bear arms, I've gotta vote for ---
The conceal Kerry law!
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dmiller
Sounds like a statement her dad would make.
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smurfette
Hey now. You know that the reporter from Sesame Street, Mr Smiley and John Kerry are twins separated at birth, right?
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Watered Garden
DMiller....."Conceal Kerry Law"
hahahahahaha!
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