What to bring to the 2004 Special

[JustThinking]

Lindy,

Worst part, IMO. To me, it was like watching a tv show with someone then telling them what just happened. AARRrrggghhhhh.....!

"I was so blessed with how Reverend Spielberg handled that record of Luke and how he believed to rescue Leah. It really changed my life." ;)-->

[Belle]

Dangit! I wish I had known someone who would skip with me. ;)-->

All my so-called "friends" would have turned me in for even considering skipping something.

[Ham]

That's funny J.T. The thing I began to wonder is: with so many "life changing" or "earth moving" teachings, how is it that most innies live such drab, bore me to death, lives? In our area, one of the former "leaders" claim to fame was that he ate three times a day, and would not mix breads and vegetables. No kidding! That was one examples that he gave to show us how he lived the "Word of God."

[Ham]

Same guy that thought that drinking water would give him more energy. Learned it in PFAL you know, or so he thought..

[Ham]

He was the best the ministry had to offer.. at least at that time. I should have started the thread, "what NOT to bring to the special."

1. Your brain.

2. etc..

[JustThinking]

Mr. H,

:D-->

Don't forget to NOT bring an empty wallet. Although I guess that goes for any TWIt event.

[Ham]

Yep. At least you have the comfort knowing it will be a lot emptier when you leave! At least you can "travel Light" er.

[Ham]

And, do not bother to bring the forty year old acid for the chief presenter. A complete waste of money. "a brain on drugs" assumes the existence of a brain to begin with.

[Ham]

And don't even think about bringing a bathing suite, or anything that can remotely be used for "extracurricular activities," we will have your rear firmly planted on the hardest hard as a tack folding chair for the duration of the event.

[Ham]

"You will be expected to stand, briefly."

[JustThinking]

quote:

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"You will be expected to stand, briefly."

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And at the right time.

"Travel light." Hahahahaha

[TheSongRemainsTheSame]

Forgive me if i LMAO

thanks alot guys now i gotta find my a s s ~~~

i think it fell out the window

[JustThinking]

The real ACS survival list:

Butt pillow for Marquis De Sade chairs

Pleny 'o cash for the (check)bookstore

Bible (Write lots of notes to look spiritual)

Notebook. Copy down as many statements-of-the-obvious that you can.

(Will need them for the "What changed my whoooooollllle life" review)

Writing instrument (Need more than one because there will be soooo much you haven't heard before)

Spare writing instrument (see above)

More cash

No-Doz for the mornings

fifth of tequila (or drambuie) for the afternoons

Rest of your cash

Wild imagination to convince yourself that you are the only bored person there

Sweater for the ladies because it will be freezing in that room

Pain medication for your back

(Per Lindy) A friend to hide out with

Name tag to prove you are really somebody no matter what the "world" thinks

Did I miss anything?

[Steve!]

For the *truly* anal-retentive, which describes 90% of all current innies:

4 different color highlighters to use in your Bible

Also, the *truly* dedicated should bring catheters and urine bags so that they never once have to leave their chairs.

[Ham]

Pleny-o-cash.. heh heh. One thing. You may want to bring the cash pre-packaged in a horn of plenty. Don't just think of yourself though. Bring a fifth or two of tequila for the chief presenter. May save you from the enduring more of the same bland, useless drivel.