9th Corps

[igotout]

How do I do a cyber handshake.

[igotout]

Cool! I've never started a new page of posts before. Damn you 9th Corps! You talk too much. No Corps will ever catch you. I think we should just make one giant Corps thread with all Corps involved. You know, kinda like a perpetual cyber Corps Week.

Does anyone want to share, just stand up and go to the nearest microphone.

Edited May 2, 2003 by Guest

[excathedra]

ok i'll be right there, let me finish this cigarette

but wait i gotta walk thru the whole tent ?

nah...........

[Rocky]

Thank you niKa and behaveyourself, for the hugs.

And Rocky's daughter thanks you also, but wondered why no hugs for Rocky's cat. I told her I haven't mentioned the cat as much... but would say something.

btw,

These three judges walked into a bar. One was Jewish, one was Catholic, and one was Mormon...

[ohbehave]

Hegotgame, that's what I love about you, you're always thinking! Thanks for the pics of our brothers and sisters in the Lord.

Exmarksthespot, love you girl but I miss your little flying nun :(-->

Nika, I have been meaning to tell you I am an okie girl, born and raised in OKC but haven't lived there in a long while. When I was a trippy hippy in high school we would go to Norman to party!

Yah-ta-hae (Navajo greeting) to you Yanagolightly! Rocky, Simon, did I spell that right??

Rev. T-Rex, would you please step up to the mike and expound upon what's on your wonderful heart of late?

Where the heck is fellonmykeester?

[Rocky]

Please-B-hay-ve:

The common Navajo greeting, Yá’át’ééh, is much more than “Hello, how are you?” To the Diné people, it means, “Everything is good between us,”

- Frank Morgan of Diné College.

[simonzelotes]

I'm believing for revelation to add some profitable input to page 19 of this thread.....

[simonzelotes]

I must have my spiritual ears closed....I'm not getting anything.....

Ok,so three disbarred Roman Catholic judges walk into a Mormon synagogue....Do I got that right,Rock?

I was just out by the Dine' people over Easter weekend....I loved watching them make their pottery the old fashioned way....while talking on their cellphones

[simonzelotes]

Shoot,still no revelation....

Ohbenice....Yeah,you spelled that right that...t-h-a-t

Igotgout....A thread for all corps,eh?....Just like you to think of others.Reminds me of something you did our wow year that really touched my heart and showed me what a great man you are.You...oh,wait a minute,it was somebody else....Sorry,my mistake....

[J0nny Ling0]

Speaking of that microphone at Corps week where everyone had a chance to "share", wasn't it a Ninth Corps guy named Gary somebody who used to talk, finish, then go to the back of the line and then share again, and again, and again, and again? Maybe you are right igotout. Maybe the Ninth Corps does talk too much. But it would be more funner if my own Corps (the Tenth) would spend more time on our thread. The SEventh Corps has now eclipsed us with a new third page, while we are stuck at two.

Anyway,I do remember that Dr W finally told that guy to sit down and shut up because he talked too much. Who was that guy anyway?

[excathedra]

you can teach a man to use a microphone but you can't teach him to shut up

it could have been so many people, i don't know

i'm thinking about the idea where we all throw in our green or (friggin) WHITE nametags and become one....... i'll let you know when i feel spiritually right on about it

how does one cyber handshake ?

ohbebrave, i'm sorry you miss my catholic icon, she was making me dizzy and i couldn't stay my mind on spiritual matters

johnnybingo you're S7 no ? ha ha ha ha which one of our yelders did you marry ?

**

((((((((rocky's kitty))))))))

okay so these 3 alcoholics walk into a courtroom.....

Edited May 3, 2003 by Guest

[Rocky]

Rocky's kitty purrs like a motor boat, and Rocky's daughter is thankful.

Simon, did ya help the Dine people by giving them a winning bid on roofing their new casino?

Yes, well the three alcoholics probably have more sense than some of the Mor_on judges I've seen in action lately... but I'm trying to come up with a snappy retort.

Simon, been to any diamondback games this season?

And Rev. Ex, I don't know, how DOES one cyber handshake? Or is it that because we are hiding behind a cyber firewall, we can shake other things?

Edited May 3, 2003 by Guest

[J0nny Ling0]

Well Excath,

I am a Corps grad and NOT a "spouse Corps". Spouse Corps were "lesser believers" ya know, and not really "Corps". They probably fit into the "spiritual hitch hiker" slot for categories of people. You know, Jews, Gentiles, Church of God and, "Spiritual Hitch hikers". So "don't flip out on that one baby!"

Uh, oh yeah. Sorry about that. A bunch of "quotes from the past" just flew into my head and I had to print them. Kinda like a Soviet sleeper agent that gets "activated" by certain key words or thoughts. Uh, who did I marry? Well, I wanna try to remain anonymous for awhile. I usually let it out of the bag because I like to say hi to old friends and acquaintences. What's a "yelder"? Sometimes she is a "yeller" and a tough one to stand up to.

She used to play basketball with Richard Thomas, a bunch of other guys, and Robin Ball.

My wife and Robin were the only gals to play with the boys down by Uncle Harry, and Richard T. always made sure to give my wife a major hard time. He elbowed her, hacked her, and stuffed her shots easily in that she was short. But she made sure to make the easy lay ups that made RT pretty mad most of the time. Since S was pretty tough, Richard was always picking on her and trying to see how tough she was. One time, when she was coming down the stairway with an armload of books in Uncle Harry dorm, Richard saw her, went up to her and dumped all of her books down the stair well. Just to .... her off and see what she was made of. Now don't get me wrong, they had a friendly "love hate" relationship, and she continues to speak fondly of Richard T. But I thought you all might get a kick out of hearng that. I my ownself liked Richard Thomas. Later when I was in the Tenth Corps, he was my first year Corps Corps coordinator, and, I liked him....

[alfakat]

I sure would have loved seein RT try that .... in the 6kkthpphhhthh kork--somebody would have had to sell tickets to the ***-kickin he would have got from countless guys in our kork...

[tomtuttle]

My oh my, but how this, our wonderful 9th corps fellowship, blesses my heart of hearts and eyes to see and ears to hear , oohhh, there goes that strange feeling again, ooopppsss, what was that!!!! Did you feel THAT??

Speak Lord, for thy servant feareth ...

And above all, have fervent (white-hot) charity among yourselves, and be at peace, peace wonderful peace, coming down from the Father, we thank you for our spokesperson Lenny, and also for Gary Buttocks, whom, though we see them not, speaketh unto you in all their glory. And let the peace of God rule in your feet to the which also Fellowsniffer was called, and be ye thankful ye are not in Him as we are in Him, that we may be one, even as He is one.

There. That was burning in mah heart, JoeBehalf. You wanted to know. So I shared. Did you notice how mah mind shifts gears without overlap?? And how I have put on the mind Christ, Joe, get the h*ll outta here, even this place where they were first called Antioch Christians.

So Betherave, you have inspired me to tap into that which our brother Simonion is fervently seeking. He gets no answers, neither by dream, nor by prayer, neither by urim. As He is (hey, wasn't that one of our collateral readings???), so are we 9th corps in this red thread.

And now I go unto my bed, where men dream dreams and see visions of dumplings dancing in their heads, and also of course our sister Vicki of the Del Duncan Negro, with her fouche hot pants and enticingly transparent blouse, daring even the most steeled among men to tremble not at the image before them, pools of bovine perspiration welling up on the upper lip area, thoughts tossed to and fro and carried about with every wind of stripper perfume, ever yearning, and never able to come unto the goddess of the sweet-tooth.

Edited May 6, 2003 by Guest

[simonzelotes]

Most Holy Rev. Tuttle.....Get over here and clean the pee off my chair....

Your sharings are as one having acid flashbacks due to over indulging while on the colon cleanse.....I am afraid we must have four virgin daughters prophesy over you be fore the crowing cock coldcocks the cocky crow thrice......

Either what woman,when she loseth a piece of silver,doth not light a candle and seek,until she find it?

[Rocky]

But where is the seller of purple?

[simonzelotes]

Rocky,no Daimonionback games this season...My 13 year old plays about 5 games a week,so I take in the free baseball...Also(E.W.Bullinger),I couldn't find a casino anywhere near there.....

[simonzelotes]

That was a woman named Lydia....Wasn't she famous in the Bible for something else?

[Rocky]

tonight would have been a good night for dback baseball... snakes kickin philly booty.

my 13 year old (female) plays softball... this week is the last week of the season however.

Yes, Lydia, sold purples... seems she should be a part of Rev Tom's lsd trip.

[excathedra]

holy georgefoley rev. muddle, when you're finished with simonthemostest, get over here and clean up this coffee all over my wall

it's just just so spiritually lovely how these gems just flow from you, like you're not even thinking these thoughts yourself, it's like something comes over you..... it's just just so beauuuuutiful

[tomtuttle]

I see a law, warring against your members, you beloved 9th corps brethren. Control your bowles, even as you have learned of me to control mah mind. Then shalt thou also see visions and dream dreams.

All men, and I want you to listen to this very carefully, ALL MEN have sinned, and fall Colleen short of the glory of God. Simon, you're straining at a gnat to receive, once you have reached into His cookie Lovesteadt jar. You cannot FORCE the things, as we think they are the things of God. For who was referred to as the man mighty in the scriptures?? You have a tremendous head-knowledge of the Word. Now therefore perform the doing of it. For as the body without the soul is dead, so is faith without works dead also (EW Bullinger).

SisterExcommuner, your words are as a healing balm to my open sores, of which I am sore distressed. But by his stripes I am healed.

Where is Jelloquiffer??

Rocky, you're a good father.

KnotinEmporia, teach us your students about why kids today are so odd.

And OhBeDazed, be still am know that I am not God.

[Yanagisawa]

Oh, how I wish I could speak in tuttle.

Oh, how it just rolls of his lips, his throat, his tongue.

Every time I try it's just "beep,beep" and "boop,boop".....no deal.

Certainly such eloquence means tuttle has worked the second, third and fourth work of grace and commits no sins before breakfast.

I have longed...yet doubted

hoped...yet feared

hungered...yet remained unsatisfied

I drove to Tulsa and even told my wife to f*** off but speaking in tuttle eludes me...should I wait in prayer?

[simonzelotes]

Yanaidolworshipper: I man's gift maketh room for him,and bringeth him before Rev. Tuttle......Just don't go up to him and say "I want your job!".He may skip over you when it's time to ordain the profits.....

Uhhh,....Rev.Tonsils,I checked the bulldangta text,and it should literally read,"Vickie of the Black"

Where IS Frank "are seconds available" Manessari?

[notinKansasanymore]

I just gave my last final. By this time tomorrow, my grades will be turned in, and

I

WILL

BE

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Yiiiiiiiiiippeeeeeeeeeeedoooooooooooohdaaaaaaah!

(Sound of outrageous laughter, heaing off into the sunset . . . . . .)