What you heathens blatantly fail to appreciate is the subtle truth that Spider-Man™ is a conduit through which we lowly mortals can vicariously decry the circumambient ennui that has enervated our zeitgeist. Ow! I think I sprained my brain!
Actually Spiderman can be viewed as a tragic character. He himself feels obligated to police the city out of the guilt over his uncle's death. In addition, he feels unsure about himself and his own sense of duty, and is a very conflicted individual which can be shown as his split personality as the wise-cracking carefree spiderman, and the quiet and unstable Peter Parker.
In addition, his enemies are good people that have gone insane. Both cases are actually people who Peter Parker feels some attachment and sympathy to, but must defeat with impunity as Spiderman.
This just backs up my assertion that such angsty themes as portrayed in the spiderman films, will make you gay.
...I don't know...wasn't Norman Osborne a _bad_ guy who went insane?
Not to Peter Parker, he treated him well and even said that he considered him as a son. I don't think Peter would have been aware of the business dealings of Oscorp, so all he knew was the charitable side, I would think.
Ok ok I know i'm a teenage girl who should be dealing with hair crisis and nail emergancies! But hey I love spiderman! He's awesome! Who ever rejects him must have something against spiders! I LOVE SPIDERMAN!!!
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Mister P-Mosh
Well, I can understand why you reject Spiderman, since Spiderman will make you gay.
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Tom Strange
You two better watch out! He's gonna come get you and tie you up with his goo...!
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Mister P-Mosh
Oh no, he's already got to you!
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excathedra
he got to him at a very young age
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WhiteDove
HOLY ARACHNOIDS BATMAN
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Tom Strange
myseestorEx... it's not too late! I know of a deprogrammer...
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What you heathens blatantly fail to appreciate is the subtle truth that Spider-Man™ is a conduit through which we lowly mortals can vicariously decry the circumambient ennui that has enervated our zeitgeist. Ow! I think I sprained my brain!
Anyone got Bactine?
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lindyhopper
I have some Anusol.
Sounds like you might need it. that must have hurt.
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LG
Anti-arachnidian hacks!
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Pirate1974
If you reject Spiderman, do you also reject his father..
Stan Lee?
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GarthP2000
Stan Lee: ((deep breathing)) "Peter, I *am* your father!"
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def59
So that means the Hulkster is the anti-Hulk?
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socks
Reject Spiderman? Use your Spidey senses, man! You're on the world wide...........
web!
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lindyhopper
I'm against Spiderman because he beats up those innocent and creative people in those fabUloius costums! How cruel.
Oh no, its too late he has gotten to me already!
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excathedra
can we combine this thread with the spiderman 2 movie thread in the movies, music and something forum
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Mister P-Mosh
Actually Spiderman can be viewed as a tragic character. He himself feels obligated to police the city out of the guilt over his uncle's death. In addition, he feels unsure about himself and his own sense of duty, and is a very conflicted individual which can be shown as his split personality as the wise-cracking carefree spiderman, and the quiet and unstable Peter Parker.
In addition, his enemies are good people that have gone insane. Both cases are actually people who Peter Parker feels some attachment and sympathy to, but must defeat with impunity as Spiderman.
This just backs up my assertion that such angsty themes as portrayed in the spiderman films, will make you gay.
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Oakspear
...I don't know...wasn't Norman Osborne a bad guy who went insane?
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Mister P-Mosh
Not to Peter Parker, he treated him well and even said that he considered him as a son. I don't think Peter would have been aware of the business dealings of Oscorp, so all he knew was the charitable side, I would think.
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Ok ok I know i'm a teenage girl who should be dealing with hair crisis and nail emergancies! But hey I love spiderman! He's awesome! Who ever rejects him must have something against spiders! I LOVE SPIDERMAN!!!
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