Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was going through security at the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport last month when the x-ray machine showed something suspicious in his luggage.
And it had to happen up here in Minny-Soda. -->
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Wouldn't it be easier just to not do the stuff in the first place?
Yea -- but it seems the further north you move, the less you think of things like that!
Does that mean a guy would have to wear a fake penis all the time? I mean most people don't know when they are going to get tested. At least where I work they don't.
And what about the women? It would be rather trying to wear a fake penis.... :o--> ;)-->
Reminds me of the 70s when I'd buy rolling papers in head shops which also sold bongs, hash pipes, etc. Right next to this merchandise was a sign saying "none of this is intended to be used with illegal stuff". Yeah, suuuure.
Maybe somebody should come up with a list of legitimate uses:
1. Used for self defense. Of course, that would have had Mr. Smith doing some hard time, for bringing a weapon onto an airplane..
2. You could put some electronics in it and use it for a laser pointer. Legal, as long as you don't point with it among a crowd containing individuals under eighteen years of age..
3. Use it for a door stop. What? Expect me to use the real thing???
4. Use it as a squirt gun. After all, that is what it was designed to do..
5. Use it in a survival kit, for use if you accidently found yourself in one of "those" bars. You could throw it out as a decoy while you made your escape- sorry Darryl and Trefor, hope you find some humor in this :)-->
6. It could be used for crowd control. Throw a few of them in the group, and quite a few will be certain to leave, immediately.
Maybe more to come, unless I get booed off stage, heh heh.
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George Aar
"The Original Whizzinator"?
Is this a great country 'er what?
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And it had to happen up here in Minny-Soda.
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Yea -- but it seems the further north you move, the less you think of things like that!
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ChasUFarley
Okay....
I gotta ask....
This is killing me....
Who do they pay to produce the urine and are they on monster.com?
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Ham
Interesting, heh heh. Of course, the competition says you are getting ripped off. Their version is only $45.00.
I was wondering how folks were beating all of these newfangled tests..
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Does that mean a guy would have to wear a fake penis all the time? I mean most people don't know when they are going to get tested. At least where I work they don't.
And what about the women? It would be rather trying to wear a fake penis....
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Stayed Too Long
If it is used strictly for legal purposes I see nothing wrong with its use. I guess you will have to ask Puck what those legal uses are though.
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Reminds me of the 70s when I'd buy rolling papers in head shops which also sold bongs, hash pipes, etc. Right next to this merchandise was a sign saying "none of this is intended to be used with illegal stuff". Yeah, suuuure.
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Maybe somebody should come up with a list of legitimate uses:
1. Used for self defense. Of course, that would have had Mr. Smith doing some hard time, for bringing a weapon onto an airplane..
2. You could put some electronics in it and use it for a laser pointer. Legal, as long as you don't point with it among a crowd containing individuals under eighteen years of age..
3. Use it for a door stop. What? Expect me to use the real thing???
4. Use it as a squirt gun. After all, that is what it was designed to do..
5. Use it in a survival kit, for use if you accidently found yourself in one of "those" bars. You could throw it out as a decoy while you made your escape- sorry Darryl and Trefor, hope you find some humor in this
:)-->
6. It could be used for crowd control. Throw a few of them in the group, and quite a few will be certain to leave, immediately.
Maybe more to come, unless I get booed off stage, heh heh.
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