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Mr. Beef sends his regards..

You can call me just "Ham" if you like.

I chose my login in a funny sort of way- "Italian Ham Radio Operator" since I in real life am a Ham.

But I am not Italian.

The "Mr." was only to distinguish me of being the male gender..

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Juan, you sound like a cross between a Monte Python and a David Lynch script.

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

As a matter of fact, what was wrong is that I belonged to a cult that had a leader that sounded like that...

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Jim, The longer I'm out, the stranger they sound. No wonder we got such strange looks.

We were legitimately cuckoo. Now take someone who starts out a bit odd, and it just gets ridiculous real fast.

Yes, I think TWI has all the makings for a David Lynch project - with Monte Python overtones. lol

"What did he say? 'Blessed are the Cheesemakers?!'"

"Well, you can't take it too literally. I suppose he's referring to all who work in dairy."

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Once, when I was mopping the floor, I slid on the water..

In college we would slide on water, but there was no mopping intended. icon_biggrin.gif:D--> I used to have a list of which soap made the best bubbles and which made the best slide. icon_smile.gif:)-->

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All right Juan.. this is "killing" me. If you won't, I MUST.

C.G. Say, that looks like an AWFUL expensive bridge you're putting in there..

Road worker. Yep. We call that your tax dollars at work. Just a paltry twenty million.

C.G. What if I told you I could do the same job kind of, for a lot less? I'd do it for one mil.

R.W. Who do you think you are, Santa Clause?

Quit bothering me.

C.G. Sure, sure, just wait for the "gathering" friend. Oh by the vey, god's richest blessings to you in the name of..."

R.W. Don't let the cab door hit you in the a** too hard.

Next, C.G. at the state capital..

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Transportation Official: So, you're telling me that we really don't NEED the bridge. That with your magnamimous demeanor, you will simply wave your hand, make the water recede, and allow traffic to safely go accross..

C.G. That's about the size of it. All for just a little one million smackeroos. Think of the money you will "save". Your constituents would be very pleased in the next election.

T.O. ...and that you will last longer than the bridge, because you simply believe that you can't die?

C.G. Yep. I learned it all from the "best".

T.O. That's EXACTLY what I thought. Security!!!

Next: C.G. in his interview with the docs..

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OH WE'RE COOKIN' NOW, MOMMA!

Carry on, gents!*

Yes, CG gets a gun license!

CG runs in the Boston Marathon,

stopping in Natick

for ice cream

and some high speed PFAL.

CG fights forest fires in Nevada.

CG coaches a girl's cross country team.

CG returns to Rye and tells the country club set that their money won't save them.

CG nails 99 feces to a church door.

*(Except one thing -- the East River runs between Manhattan and Queens/Brooklyn.

New York Harbor, and the Hudson River is between NY and Jersey.

But don't let that slow us down)

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