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Brutha and Sista OLM's...I woke up this mornin' with a familiar tune in my head: Wish that I was on 'ol Monkey Top down in the Tennesee Hills Ain't no smoggy smoke on Monkey Top, ain't no telephone bills... Once I had a girl on Monkey Top, half sea monkey the other half cat, wild as a mink but sweet as soda pop, I still dream about that... Monkey Top, you'll always be, home sweet home to me! Good 'ol Monkey Top, Monkey Top Tennesee!! Hmmmmmmmmmm...mebee we'll see some fellow Amazing Sea Monkeys at the weenie roast! How exciting!!! :D-->

((((((((((Hopefull))))))))))) me 'ol chatroom bud...here's to a wonderful b-day for you...and HOPE ;)--> I see you at the Weenie Roast... Love you... -Colleen

Happiest of birthdays NK...from one Knoxville (area) native to another...;)--> Yours is New (knoxville)...mine's not so new...hope your day is a blast!

Mr. Freaky says he'll make a big 'ol pot of chilli too...HA! Remeinds me of the bean scene in Blazing Saddles...sittin' 'round the campfire, tootin' a tune! ;)-->

I wonder what the definition of ''vituous woman'' is in the TWI dictionary...I wonder if there's pictures of said creature....(shudder)

I dunno brutha and sista OLM's...I feel the need for contrition or sumpin'...all my fellow classmonkeys want to do is.... PARTAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!! Mebee we've all been ''terasoed'' by that Dark Monkey...mebee he's trying to lead us down the path of unrighteousness...mebee he wants me to get one of dem 3x5 cards?????? :(--> -->

Sister alasuprememonkeyness.... It simply means: ''Party over here, party over there, everywhere! This is your night Monkeys you got to be there! 'Cause it's Monkey's night and the feelin's right, yes it's Monkey's night, oh what a night...'' That's a literal translation according to usage of course.

I'd be more than happy to cook up a few things...any suggestions/requests?

I picture all the skunk and rat politicians trying to do damage control after such disparaging remarks to their species...;)-->

Happiest of birthdays dear Dougie! Seeya inna chatroom! :D-->

Very sweet man. He was Way Corps in Gainesville, Florida in the early to mid 90's... Never got a chance to say goodbye to him...hope he's doing well. Anybody know from nuttin'???

:(--> :(--> :(--> Shells???? :(--> :(--> :(--> Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, why not???? Can't I change your mind???? I would love to see you my old chat room bud...:)-->

Ummmmmmmmmmm Chinny.... Those of us who know the area, may have a different opinion...there's soooooooooo many other places there that could be described as such, know whut I mean, Vern???? ;)--> PS: WHAT?????? You mean you don't miss Grand St.?????? ;)-->

((((((((((WG!))))))))))) Wishing you a wonderful sunny day for your birthday! You are loved! :)-->

(sniff sniff...) There is nothing like Mama Sea Monkey luuuuuuuuuuuv for her offspring, nothing I say!!!! All hail the heavenly bodies of the mama sea monkey!! Where would the Amazing Sea Monkey civilization be without the maternal luuuuuuuuuuuv of the mama sea monkey?!?!!?

EW... I'll try to be brief... Grew up in a Roman Catholic household, never really ''liked'' going to church, 'cept for Christmas midnight mass, but was forced to go by my mother... Although I never really liked church, their dogma and doctrine was all I knew, so when I met my ex husband's family (who were in TWI) and his sister in law (who was raised catholic as well) basically told me that everything I was taught, and everything I knew spiritually was wrong it was a bitter pill to swallow. Began attending fellowships, felt the ''love bombing''. Something I never experienced in a cold catholic church. Signed my green card, took the class, blah...blah...blah... Fast forward to 1995...divorced my husband, left my fellowship because his brother and sister in law were the TC's haven't been back since. Now, to your question...I haven't found a ''church'' I feel comfortable enough to call home. Like Mr. Strangedude, I find huge churches with huge staffs and huge budgets very politically and socially motivated. I long for a small home fellowship where I can worship God and commune with Him and other fellow believers. I liked the ''family'' that my twig was and a large congregation doesn't do that for me. I want to be in a church/fellowship that insn't into all the political and social jockeying and I haven't found it yet. :(--> Until I do, I will continue to commune with Daddy every morning and try to be obedient to Him. Thanks for asking.

I know it has been discussed before, but I watched Bruce Almighty again tonight and I really like this movie. Isn't it just like we humans to whine like children if we don't get exactly what we want, when we want it and blame God for it in the process. Morgan Freeman is brilliant as God and Jim Carrey; as manic as he is; is really charming. I understand he co-produced the film. Interesting, maybe there is hope for Hollywood after all.

My dearest soul brother ((((((((Todd))))))))) I pray that your day is the best ever. I pray that your life continues to grow and explore and ''find'' yourself. I'm so glad we found each other on this journey. You have been a blessing to my soul. Bless you and your wife always! Love your forever friend... -Colleen

Ok Alfie... I tried to post some pictures to my photo album in the EPTAS forum this morning. I resized them to 640X480 (I think that's it.) and it still told me they were too big. Like 75 or sumpin'... --> How do you know when it's 50 or whatever is the right size for the forums??? I feel so 'puter illiterate... -->

One of my favorite quotes: ''Cleaning the house while the kids are growing is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.'' I have 5 kids!!! My house isn't dirty, it's just well used! ;)-->

I saw one once at the airport...funny lookin' thing, wearin' a dress, passin' out flowers, singin' about some guy named Harry Chris sumthin'... Bald little dude, 'cept for this one tiny ponytail, had this eerie glow about him, musta been that monkey spurit he was operatin'...

Ahhhhhhhhh...Blusey....you have a point....I'm beginning to feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel it...it's all around me....look at all the pretty colors! Mebee these Amazing Sea Monkeys and their luuuuuuuuuuuv bombs aren't my enemy after all...mebee it was all that wrong believing...mebee it was my missing hedge of protection...mebee it was my lack of ABS???? Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not another acronym!!!!!!!

((((((CW)))))))) That is too cool!!! She will love it! I wish I could print it for her...any suggestions? Love you, sis! -C!

Well it's happened...THE thing I've feard most.... I'VE BECOME AN ACRONYM!!!!!! Oh the humanity!!!! Oh the senselessness, oh the shame!!!! Will not someone stop this Amazing Sea Monkeys from Mars (word over THE) world domination?!?!?!?! Someone!!! Anyone!!! Pass me the monkeypox vaccine!!!! AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!