GeorgeStGeorge

As tax day nears, I'm just wondering if any of you have humorous stories or information. Due to a job change, this is the first time in over 15 years that I have to send a check, rather than get a refund. Checking the IRS website to make sure I do it all correctly, I saw this gem: We can't accept single check or money order amounts of $100 million or more. You can submit multiple payments or make a same-day wire payment. How fortunate that I owe less than $100 MILLION!!!! George

Yep. George

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds "What goes up, must come down." George

Is D a new version of The Hollywood Squares? George

Liam Neeson Next of Kin Adam Baldwin George

Popeye "I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal!" George

It is. I didn't want to go with a Hannibal Lecter quote. The first is from The Mask of Zorro; the second is from Thor. George

A Horse with No Name "As I walk along, I wonder what went wrong with our love..," George

Car 54, Where Are You? (?) George

"He is trained to kill. You seem trained to drink. Oh, yes, my friend, you would have fought very bravely, and died very quickly. Who then would avenge your brother?" "Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin All-father, cast you out!" "I thought I was going to sneak away tonight. What a glorious night. Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly perfect memory. Sometimes we had our ups and downs. But we're all together, and you're mine for a night. And I'm going to break precedent and tell you my one candle wish: that you would have a life as lucky as mine, where you can wake up one morning and say, "I don't want anything more." Sixty-five years. Don't they go by in a blink?" George

In the Lone Ranger movie, Tonto (Johnny Depp) tells the LR (Armie Hammer) that it means "wrong brother," since Hammer's character took up the role when his brother died. WW's up. George

B is reminiscent of Family Feud, but in that game no letters are given. Don't know (and still don't know A). George

I recognize the song (Sunshine Superman) but not a movie it appeared in. George

In that case, "I'm your huckleberry." George

Correct. George

"Um, that right, Kemosabe." George

Presumed Innocent Bonnie Bedelia Die Hard George

All That Jazz Roy Scheider Jaws George

Sounds like Arte Johnson on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-in. George

I'm thinking Top Gun, but "wingman" has other meanings, so I'm not sure. George

Happy Together "Girl, you thought you found the answer on that magic carpet ride last night, But when you wake up in the mornin' the world still gets you uptight." George

That's it. Most parodies were actually pretty accurate. George

House of the Rising Sun "Where it began, I can't begin to knowing..." George

Citizen Kane "Get off my plane!" George

Sometimes it's called "Beep, Beep" but I think the Rambler title is the real one. And yes, NY. NY. George