Rocky

positively rabid!

yeah, he's always hit the dbacks pretty hard.

I think I heard that the Mets were interested, but I don't think anything's been done yet.

Is this related to a discussion on sex? ------------------------------ Man out to build nudist resort for Christians Associated Press Jan. 7, 2004 08:20 AM HUDSON, Fla. - Bill Martin figures the scriptures are enough to cover folks at a Christian nudist camp. He wants to transform about 240 acres in the Tampa Bay, Fla., area into a modern-day Garden of Eden. Plans for the Natura nudist resort include an open church, a giant water park for the kids and, of course, nude volleyball. Much of the property was once home to a nudist colony but is now in disrepair. Martin hopes to have the place cleaned up enough for a nude baptism ceremony in April. He promises there will be no drinking or fooling around among the Christian nudists.

That's wonderful mister half-century! (I'll get to that milepost in about ten and a half months). Rejoicing with you about yo mama!

Well, they do have this border problem with Israel.

Of course. I sure don't want 'em just for myself. It's to "bless" you, my family, especially the sistas!

Well, are you anyway? goofy... when ya gonna let me photograph yer tattoos?

May you enjoy sno cones all year. Happy b-day bro-ski.

Not that I can claim to know where VeePee is right now, but I received this by email today and thought it might shed some insight: THERMODYNAMICS OF HELL The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was "so profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic(absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Morrison, during my freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze. The student received the only "A" given

tnks, niKa... you're a sweet sister, and I'm sure a wonderful mom, etc.

Oy, Pirate, I haven't had as robust of a laugh like I did when I read your labia comment, in a long long time.

there's always next year... :(-->

The Martians have landed!

Well, I think NLWorking hit the nail on the head. It's quite possible he had mental illness, but he definitely had character defects. And the character defects were the foundation for how he interpreted his world, "God's" Word and manipulated us.

Well TomS, you know we love you man, so how about a Bud Light! And if we fellowship with the Saints in New Orleans, let's feast on some gumbo and etouffee and other seafood... maybe go to a taping of Emeril's cooking show... and maybe, we can schedule this for fat tuesday... And, of course, my thoughts and prayers for your mom and your family.

well, obviously I was never subject to the primary abuses -- the sexual ones. but I saw enough abuse of authority and teaching that was bass-ackwards regarding accountability and "the way tree" to know finally realize that self-justifying leader worship false doctrine was the BLACK thread that wove through the entire organization. And I also recognized a culture of major sexual dysfunction and confusion associated therewith... so I didn't need to witness anyone's first hand rapes to believe them. The culture was ripe for tragedy. And tragedy is what too many got. One would have been too many.

http://posty.net/mary/bigbadjohn.html (Big John, Big John) Ev'ry mornin' at the mine you could see him arrive He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Big John. (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John) Nobody seemed to know where John called home He just drifted into town and stayed all alone He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big John. Somebody said he came from New Orleans Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand Sent a Lousiana fellow to the Promised Land- Big John (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John) Then came the day at the bottom of the mine When a timber cracked and men started cryin' Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last- 'cept John Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made Hell Walked a giant of a man that the miners knew well Grabbed a saggin' timber, gave out with a groan And like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone- Big John (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John) And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove Then a miner yelled out "There's a light up above!" And twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave Now there's only one left down there to save- Big John With jacks and timbers they started back down Then came that rumble way down in the ground And then smoke and gas belched out of that mine Everybody knew it was the end of the line for Big John (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John) Now they never reopened that worthless pit They just placed a marble stand in front of it These few words are written on that stand: At the bottom of this pit lies one hell of a man, Big John (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John) (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John) ------------- Dovey... just do a google search on "Big Bad John"

Wow, I hadn't even thought about being a stumbling block to our new buddy dmiller, however.... my post was in line with the subject of this thread, in that the scupture at issue was one that was never explicitly labeled as (female) labia, but alluded thereto. It was quite funny.

Hey, Happy B-Day, Z!

Hey, Happy B-Day, Z!

Did anyone see a syndicated episode of Everybody Loves Raymond this evening? One that was broadcast locally here was about the time Marie attended a sculpture class... and the anatomical accident she made thinking she was doing an abstract.

And then there were the times in the Way Woods at HQ...

Before my ex-wife and I married, we one time took a day trip to a nice place in Northern Arizona (a common thing people do, especially in warmer months). On the way back, we stopped in the early evening, about dusk, in Fountain Hills, AZ which has a nice park with a fountain that sprays water a hundred feet or more in the air. We were both very surprised by the fact that there were several other couples there, and they were very busy under blankets and sleeping bags apparently doing more than just kissing. It was not light enough to get any thrill out of watching, but it was still memorable.

Kyrs, are YOU a badass?