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oilfieldmedic

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  1. Thank you Allan...right back at ya'! Sing this to the tune of Old Lang Syne" There was man named Mr Lang and he had a neon sign. Now Mr Lang was very old so they called it old Lang's sign. Oh c'mon...it's cute! Happy New Year y'all John...aka Smokey...aka oilfieldmedic
  2. Yes we are...Free Indeed. One thing (there may be more) I've learned from God, prayer, a dear sweet friend...is just how arogant many of us became. If you didn't hear it in a teaching tape, at a twig fellowship or the ROA...it couldn't be God's Word...how sure can you be? I listen now...I talk to God soooo much more than I used to...the fellowship that we (God & I) continue to build leaves me wanting more...that's good I think. I have one tape left..The Red Thread...it's always been a favorite, classic if you will...I'd love to get it on a CD though...just don't know how many more times it will play? I have a transcript of it and a little summary too...it is God's Word I love, not the man or women who speaks it...although I love and appreciate and am soooo thankful for men & women that stand, it is God and His Word...that's pretty much it. While I have the pulpit, I just want to thank so many of the GSpotters that have shared their hearts and lives with me....the healing has been imeasurable (is that spelled right?)...anyway, ya' can't measure it. Thanks for the post John...aka Smokey...aka oilfieldmedic
  3. I agree abi absolutley...I think? :unsure:
  4. oilfieldmedic

    E-mail Scams

    Hey Sudo...I got the same thing from Nigeria about 2 years ago. I called the FBI and asked them if they knew anything... They told me this scam has been running for years and their (the bad-guys) goal is to get one's checking account number...then as they say, "It's all over"...they will clean you out! Delete-Delete-Delete!
  5. Ditto coolchef & Belle...all I can say paw is that GS has help heal so many lives myself included...reunited friends and family, etc. Heck paw...it's been my honor and privilege. Thank you so much! now will someone help me get my finger out of my ear...please!
  6. I seem to remember reading about a certain fellow, years and years ago, and how he stood up to leadership...looked em' square in the eye and called them on for what they truly were. ...Y'all, we're in good company False Evidence Appearing Real Peace-Peace, wonderful peace! :)
  7. too funny y'all...I got one for ya: The police are watching this bar. Every night around 2am they write dozens of DUI's as the patrons leave. To get even with the cops, they come up with a plan... One guy staggering beyond belief, gets in his car to drive off, while all the others drive off. The police stop this guy and give him every test imaginable and he passes...he even blows a 0.0 One cop says to the man, "I don't understand, are you really sober"? "Why yes", the man replies, "I am the designated drunk"! :P :D
  8. oilfieldmedic

    The Rules

    LOL...I'll pass this around here!
  9. Y'all are insane...I love it. Something I do in my clinic: A patient comes complaining of a cough, so I ask them what brand they smoke, then I offer them a Camel Filter...what's a medic to do?
  10. Too funny Ron..LOL...Thanks
  11. Why thank you digi...thank you very much!
  12. I know-I know...the grammar stinks in the title I meant to say...to no one in particular :lol: :blink:
  13. I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. • Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. • I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists and who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. • I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. • I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. • I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. • I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. • I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda deliveries in disguise. • No longer do I shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army. • I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. • I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. • I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike. • I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. Thanks to you, • I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. • I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the5th time). • I no longer have any money; but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 15 people in the next 18 minutes, a large pigeon with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM (EDT) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.... Have a wonderful day!
  14. H'mmm pretty interesting...oil of ginger, huh I have recently learned that Cinnamon can help lower cholesterol Thanks for the tip...oilMD, huh? (Are we related)?
  15. Thanks Digi..I appreciate the offer...who knows, maybe we'll show-up on your doorstep? Thanks again
  16. Hey there Cindy & Steve...Great to see you're post Have a great Christmas (a day late) and God's richest belssings on Steve, you and the kids Great to see you again John...aka Smokey...aka oilfieldmedic
  17. I keep returning to it sudo...it's great, thanks again John
  18. C'mon ...you guys have all the fun! I haven't been sledding or skating in years...man it sounds like fun! Have a blast for me too everyone.
  19. Ya' got me too I have now shaved my head & stand on the corner here in camp selling flowers...where do I send the checks?
  20. oilfieldmedic

    REGULAR Chat

    and I am hanging out in the new one, because I cannot connect to the old one
  21. Thank you Sudo...God Bless y'all
  22. OK...We have a JRT named Chewy...poor thing doesn't believe she's a dog for starters...my wife gave her a pink & green sweater...the goof ball loves it! LOL She will sit in her "get me dressed position" every morning now...the other dogs in the area come up to her, sniff and then back off now...it's hilarious. I love those terriers too...coolchef...send me that recipe...LOL Merry Christmas Y'all
  23. What trees...we have SAND! Merry Christmas to everyone! John...aka Smokey...aka oilfieldmedic
  24. Welcome Ms/Mrs Freeindeed...and MERRY CHRISTMAS...there I said it too and I am still born again, imagine that? Allright, enough already...I am a medic (thus the name) Duh...I work in Baghdad, live in Bama' and am from PA also...Lancaster to be exact...took the class in 75...still love God, still SIT's You will love the chatroom too...but a word of caution, do not wear anything you wouldn't want ruined, we haven't had a good food fight in a while and I feel one may be on the horizon...one never knows about these things, they strike suddenly Anyway, welcome and all that! You are loved and among family, and yes we have our share of opinions and the like...a few cartoon characters from time to time too! Look forward to chattin' with ya! John...aka Smokey...aka oilfieldmedic...aka The Mule (one of my wife's terms of endearment)
  25. Sudo... That is just too cool...I wonder if there is a Middle East version with camels...or a Cajun version with Gator's? LOL Thanks again. John "Smokey" aka oilfieldmedic
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